Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 18 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #18: Mr. Ogi Loves Helicopters ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjy9coIiO4''


'''Chitanda Eru:''' Ah, that's the newspaper for 9th May.

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' It was probably that day when Ogi proclaimed that he loves helicopters in class. (Flips a page) There it is.

'''Chitanda:''' So, what happened?

'''Oreki:''' In other words, Ogi never liked helicopters.

'''Chitanda:''' Eh?

'''Oreki:''' Ogi was struck by lightning three times. That is probably true. But, usually, in this city......

(Helicopter starts making loud chopping sounds, drowning out Oreki's words)

'''Chitanda:''' Sorry, usually...... what did you say?

'''Oreki:''' Eh? Ah, usually, in this city, an English teacher......

'''Chitanda:''' I cannot hear you clearly! Usually what?

'''Oreki:''' Eh? As I was saying...... a normal English teacher wouldn't be struck by lightning that many...... what the heck is that? It's so noisy.

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, look outside the window! It's a helicopter!

'''Oreki:''' What?

'''Chitanda:''' A helicopter is landing on this library. Look! It's just over there!

'''Oreki:''' Ohh, you're right! Is that a UH-60 Black Hawk?

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, I never knew you were a helicopter maniac.

'''Oreki:''' Really?

'''Chitanda:''' Ah, a rope's dangling from the helicopter, and someone is descending on it.

'''Oreki:''' That's...... Ogi, isn't it?! What's going on?

'''Chitanda:''' So that's him...... Be careful! He's crashing in!

'''Oreki:''' Woah!

(Ogi crashes through the window)

'''Ogi:''' Ogi Masakiyo, 42 years old, English teacher at Kaburaya Middle School, as while as mountain climber, has just returned from the Kamikakiuchi mountain range!

'''Oreki:''' Whatt?!

'''Chitanda:''' Umm...... um......

'''Ogi:''' Long time no see, my student, Oreki Houtarou-kun.

'''Oreki:''' M-Mr. O-Ogi.

'''Ogi:''' I heard that you were sniffing around, so I came to visit you directly. I have to dispel the misunderstandings regarding myself.

'''Oreki:''' Misunderstandings?

'''Ogi:''' I love helicopters! I unabashedly love helicopters! I love each and every kind of helicopter in the world! I wanted to tell you that!

'''Chitanda:''' Uh, umm...... I don't understand......

'''Ogi:''' For instance, that helicopter up there, do you know what is it?

'''Oreki:''' Is that a UH-60?

'''Ogi:''' Close! That's a MH-60K, used by the America Special Operations......

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, what's going on?

'''Oreki:''' Don't ask me, I have no idea.

'''Chitanda:''' Based on this situation, it seems that he loves helicopters no matter how you look at it......

'''Oreki:''' Ah, I made a mistake. Well, whatever. While Ogi's rattling off triumphantly, let's make our escape. Quickly!

'''Chitanda:''' Alright.

'''Ogi:''' Hm? You're not escaping! Sudden Thunder!<ref>I believe thunder and lightning are pretty much interchangeable in Japanese. Thunder just sounds a lot cooler, I suppose.</ref>

(Oreki gets struck by lightning)

'''Oreki:''' Warghhhhhh!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san! Oreki-san has been burnt black by Mr. Ogi's electric attack!

'''Ogi:''' Hehehehe! After being struck by lightning three times, I mastered the power to freely control lightning.

'''Oreki:''' What nonsense!

'''Ogi:''' And I call it Sudden Thunder!

'''Chitanda:''' I'm not sure what to say about that naming......

'''Ogi:''' And I was struck by lightning three times!<ref>Because three(SAN) and thunder(SANDA). Very funny.</ref>

'''Chitanda:''' I'm also not sure what to make of that cold joke......

'''Ogi:''' Furthermore, I've been sitting in my favourite helicopter for a long time, and I have gathered large amounts of static electricity. There is no escape from my electric attack! Accept it, Oreki-kun.

'''Oreki:''' What do I have to accept?

'''Ogi:''' I want you to understand that I love helicopters!

'''Oreki:''' I already understand that!

'''Ogi:''' No, your eyes tell me that you don't. For instance, tell me. Which do you like better, that girl over there or the helicopter?

'''Chitanda:''' Eh?

'''Oreki:''' What's with that unreasonable question?! I don't have any particular thing for heli......

'''Ogi:''' Sudden Thunder!!!

(Oreki is struck by lightning)

'''Oreki:''' Gahhhhh!!!

'''Ogi:''' Now, answer my question. Which do you like better, that girl over there or the helicopter?

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san......

'''Oreki:''' Ugh...... I...... I......

'''Ogi:''' Hm?

'''Oreki:''' I like......!

'''Ogi:''' Hmmmmm??


(Alarm clock rings)

'''Chitanda:''' That was a really weird dream. Mr. Ogi, an electric user? That's impossible! But then, if that were real, I wonder how Oreki-san would respond......