Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 22 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #22: Passionate Living Doll Festival ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLWla4B5Ot4''


(Telephone rings)

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' Oreki residence.

'''Chitanda Eru:''' Hello, this is Chitanda. Sorry for calling you during your break.

'''Oreki:''' Mm.

'''Chitanda:''' I apologize for being so sudden, but do you have any plans for the day after tomorrow?

'''Oreki:''' Nope.

'''Chitanda:''' That's great. Erm, Oreki-san. I understand that this is sudden and troubling, but could you please help me hold a drum?

'''Oreki:''' Hold a...... drum?

'''Chitanda:''' That's right.

'''Oreki:''' I don't really understand......

'''Chitanda:''' Sorry, I'm bad with explanations...... Erm, basically, a shrine near my house is holding a Samba<ref>A lively, rhythmical dance of Afro-Brazilian origin.</ref> carnival.

'''Oreki:''' Samba carnival?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes.

'''Oreki:''' Samba at...... a shrine?!

'''Chitanda:''' That's correct.

'''Oreki:''' Samba in April?

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, although it is cold.

'''Oreki:''' Why Samba?

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, please stop saying "Samba" over and over. I'm also quite embarassed.

'''Oreki:''' Oh, could it be that you're......

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, I have taken the role of Samba queen at Mizunashi Shrine's Samba Carnival for the last few years.


'''Fukube Satoshi:''' (Panting)

'''Ibara Mayaka:''' Fuku-chan, wait for me!

'''Satoshi:''' Ahh, a cherry blossom blooming out of season! Let's stand over there, Mayaka!

'''Mayaka:''' Fine. Anyway, I never knew that Mizunashi Shrine held this kind of festival.

'''Satoshi:''' Really? It's quite famous.

'''Mayaka:''' I mean, why Samba at a shrine? Wouldn't you expect something more dignified?

'''Satoshi:''' Ah! There's a reason for that. Originally, before the war, Mizunashi Shrine celebrated the "Living Doll Festival". After the war ended, at GHQ's<ref>Refers to the Supreme Commander for the Allied Powers, or General Douglas MacArthur, during the Allied occupation of Japan after World War II.</ref> behest, it was changed to a Samba carnival.

'''Mayaka:''' So why Samba?

'''Satoshi:''' Mayaka, do you not know MacArthur's famous words? "I like Samba!"

'''Mayaka:''' I think you're definitely lying.

'''Satoshi:''' Anyway, after that, Mizunashi Shrine would hold a Samba carnival every year. Gaudy costumes and cheerful music, as well as extremely passionate dancing! This shrine even won a Nobel prize in Samba near the end of the Showa era!

'''Mayaka:''' What's with that unnatural-sounding prize?

'''Satoshi:''' Ahh! They're here! The Samba procession!

'''Mayaka:''' Ignoring me, huh.

(Crowd cheers)

'''Mayaka:''' Oh! It's really starting!

'''Satoshi:''' This is amazing, Mayaka! Those women wearing flashy, flowery outfits that look fit to burst are shaking their bodies while moving towards us!

'''Mayaka:''' Yeah, even when it's so cold.

'''Satoshi:''' And the one in the center is...... Chitanda-san!

'''Mayaka:''' C-Chii-chan?!

'''Chitanda:''' Viva! Amigo!

'''Satoshi:''' That's an insanely huge flower decoration! And a sparkling micro-bikini! The queen's appearance is just stunning!

'''Mayaka:''' She wears that every year?!

'''Satoshi:''' And that person beating the drums behind is...... Houtarou.

'''Mayaka:''' Oreki?!

'''Satoshi:''' He looks regretful, doesn't he?


'''Oreki:''' (This isn't good. Not good at all.)

'''Chitanda:''' Um dois três<ref>"One two three" in Portuguese.</ref>, um dois três, um dois três!!

'''Oreki:''' (No matter what, I probably shouldn't have come here. I don't want to see Chitanda. I don't want to look at Chitanda. If I look directly at Chitanda while she's wearing that glittering Samba-style outfit, while she's moving her body energetically, while she's shouting something like "Obrigada"<ref>"Thank you" in Portuguese.</ref>, with all that gaudy make-up, what would happen......?)

'''Chitanda:''' Seja ven Binda, Kamiyama!!!<ref>"Welcome to Kamiyama" in Portuguese.</ref>

'''Oreki:''' (Enough of this. I want to go home!)

'''Chitanda:''' Obrigado amigo~!


'''Satoshi:''' Wait, what? This is the final track?

'''Mayaka:''' This isn't even an intermission!

'''Chitanda:''' How did it turn out this way? I'm curious!

'''Oreki:''' Then you can stay curious forever. In any case, many thanks!