Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 6 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #6: To Continue Committing a Deadly Sin ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHvvutjgZ8''


'''Fukube Satoshi:''' Well, Houtarou's deduction today was quite something, wasn't it? No normal person could arrive at the reason why Omichi made a mistake.

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' Is that so? I thought it something anyone would notice.

'''Chitanda Eru:''' But I really think that Oreki-san is amazing.

'''Ibara Mayaka:''' Chii-chan, it'll get to his head, so it's better not to praise him, I say. Anyway, Fuku-chan, are we reaching that shop yet?

'''Satoshi:''' Ha? Heh, we're almost there. Oh?

'''Chitanda:''' That's it, right? "Kamiyama Sandwich Opening Fair - 100 yen each" is written there.

'''Satoshi:''' Today's the final day. I thought we should at least try it once.

'''Oreki:''' For that reason, you brought along the whole Classics Club?


'''Store clerk''': Thank you very much.

'''Mayaka:''' Hey, Fuku-chan. This shop's kind of......

'''Satoshi:''' It's totally empty. Heh.

'''Oreki:''' Isn't it just how it is sometimes?

'''Satoshi:''' Well, anyway, let's eat.

(Everyone starts eating)

(Satoshi groans, and Mayaka coughs)

'''Chitanda:''' What's the problem, everyone?

'''Mayaka:''' Bitter!!!

'''Oreki:''' Argh! This is painful.

'''Satoshi:''' Uhh...... There's some weird smell coming from it. It's also really dry inside, and it's just impossible to eat. Pass, pass!

'''Mayaka:''' You're throwing it away?

'''Satoshi:''' Sorry, but I can't do it.

(Satoshi throws the sandwich into the bin)

'''Mayaka:''' He threw it away......

'''Chitanda:''' Fukube-san!!

'''Satoshi:''' Uwah!!! Um, what is it, Chitanda-san?

'''Chitanda:''' What did you just do?! You threw it away, right?! You threw it in the bin even though you've only taken a bite!

'''Satoshi:''' Well, it's a waste, but that's just impossible for me.

'''Chitanda:''' Nope! I said so earlier, right? I get angry when I see people wasting food. This is exactly what it is. Why did you do it? Are you an idiot? You want to die?!

'''Satoshi:''' Ohhh......

'''Mayaka:''' C-Chii-chan, that's one of the deadly sins.

'''Oreki:''' Wrath, I believe. 

'''Chitanda:''' Ahh, is it? Sorry, Fukube-san.

'''Satoshi:''' No, it's fine.

'''Chitanda:''' In any case, it's a fact that this is wasteful. Everyone, if you're not eating your sandwich, I'll eat them all. Oreki-san, Mayaka-san, please hand me the sandwiches.

(Oreki and Mayaka give their sandwiches to Chitanda)

'''Chitanda''' Fukube-san's sandwich should be fine if we recover it immediately, by the thirty-second rule!

(Chitanda starts digging through the trash can)

'''Satoshi:''' Ehhhh??!

'''Mayaka:''' Chii-chan! That's also one of the deadly sins!

'''Oreki:''' Greed, I think.

'''Chitanda:''' I don't care! Well, I'll start eating!

'''Satoshi:''' Wait! 

(Chitanda starts eating the sandwiches)

'''Satoshi:''' She's binge eating them!

'''Mayaka:''' Another deadly sin!

'''Oreki:''' Gluttony, huh.

'''Chitanda:''' Ah! I finished eating!

'''Mayaka:''' Chii-chan......

'''Oreki:''' I can't believe you managed to eat those disgusting sandwiches well.

'''Satoshi:''' So it's possible for Chitanda-san......

'''Chitanda:''' No, it was difficult. 

'''Satoshi:''' Huh......

'''Chitanda:''' The bread had a bad texture, and the ingredients were haphazard. In the first place, the food wasn't prepared well. I could make a sandwich a hundred times better with the same ingredients. Well, that's impossible for the amateurs there.

'''Mayaka:''' That's another deadly sin......

'''Oreki:''' Pride, right?

'''Satoshi:''' I mean, your character's all weird. You alright, Chitanda-san?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yeah, I'm fine, aren't I?

'''Satoshi:''' What's with that sloven attitude?

'''Chitanda:''' I mean, who cares. About character and whatever. I don't want anything troublesome. If I do not have to do it, I will not do it.

'''Mayaka:''' Another deadly sin?!

'''Oreki:''' Sloth!

'''Mayaka:''' Chii-chan's broken! Fuku-chan, what do we do?

(Mayaka hits Satoshi)

'''Satoshi:''' Ow! It's fine, Mayaka. (Mayaka hits Satoshi again) Ow, it hurts! Anyway, stop clinging onto my arm!

'''Mayaka:''' But, but......

'''Chitanda:''' Ahhh! Mayaka-san! Taking advantage of the confusion to cling onto Fukube-san! Trying to make us jealous, you two?! Trying to make us feel happy for you? Like it's a self-sacrifice?!

'''Oreki:''' What is it now?

'''Chitanda:''' Well, you know what they say. Riajuu, you should just explode!<ref>A reference to the Hatsune Miku song of the same name. Riajuu means a person living a fulfilling real life.</ref> Yes, please explode forever! Hmph!

'''Mayaka:''' This deadly sin is......

'''Oreki:''' Yeah. Envy.

'''Satoshi:''' Huh! That means that the one remaining sin is......

'''Chitanda:''' Huh......

'''Oreki:''' Lust!

'''Mayaka:''' Chii-chan has become lewd!

'''Chitanda:''' It has suddenly become hot here. Can I take off my clothes for a while?

'''Mayaka:''' Please!

'''Oreki:''' Hey, wait a minute! Why is Ibara happy here?!

'''Satoshi:''' But Houtarou, this is amazing! Chitanda-san's sluggish body is drooping on Mayaka!

'''Chitanda:''' Mayaka-san......

'''Mayaka:''' Hooh! This is like a reward!

'''Satoshi:''' It is?!

'''Mayaka:''' Yup. To each his own.

'''Satoshi:''' Haahhhhh?!

'''Chitanda:''' Mayaka-san, let us exchange promises in our sleep<ref>Reference to the first ending song, まどろみの約束</ref>. Ohh! We could do it under our armpits, or with our calves.

'''Mayaka:''' Buhh!! Hehe, anything you say.

'''Satoshi:''' Please return to your senses, Chitanda-san!!!

'''Oreki:''' What's going on? This is terrible in so many ways.