Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 7 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #7: Now, all of us will be...==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9cXuACHeik''


'''Oreki Houtarou:''' Uwaahh...... I never expected the dizziness to drag on for so long...... Did the hot spring owner put in some weird chemicals? I can't believe I presented a predicament to Satoshi and the rest......

(Someone knocks on the door)

'''Oreki:''' Chitanda, is it?

(Door opens)

'''Chitanda Eru:''' Oreki-san. Are you alright?

'''Oreki:''' Not really. Sorry for throwing cold water on your carefully planned trip. 

'''Chitanda:''' It's fine. Anyway, now, all of us will be telling some lewd stories.<ref>In Japanese, ghost stories (kaidan) sounds like lewd stories (waidan).</ref>

'''Oreki:''' Hahaha...... what? L-Lewd stories?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes. If you get better, please join us.

'''Oreki:''' W-Wait, Chitanda. What did you just say? All of us will be telling lewd stories?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, it is a staple when on a summer trip. If there's something for young guys and girls to do, this would be it.

'''Oreki:''' But lewd stories?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, is that weird?

'''Oreki:''' I-I-I-Indeed, it is a staple for excursions, but......

'''Chitanda:''' Well, Rie-san apparently has a treasured lewd story.

'''Oreki:''' Zenna Rie, even though she's so young?!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, whether she is young or not does not matter. Everyone has one or two of these stories to tell.

'''Oreki:''' Is that so?!

'''Chitanda:''' Fukube-san was also raring to go, and told us to leave it to him for the lewd stories. I look forward to hearing them!

'''Oreki:''' Look forward?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, that seems to be Fukube-san's specialty.

'''Oreki:''' Stop, Chitanda! Satoshi's lewd stories can't be anything good. Your ears will be polluted. Come to your senses!

'''Chitanda:''' That's mean, Oreki-san. Anyway, Mayaka-san was also really eager to join us.

'''Oreki:''' Ibara?! That's impossible!

'''Chitanda:''' As expected of Mayaka-san. She has read many manga of this genre before, I think.

'''Oreki:''' That's understandable, but nevertheless, she shouldn't be so ready for this!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san......? Why are you being so flustered?

'''Oreki:''' Ugh...... I'm fine, I'm alright.

'''Chitanda:''' I know! If it's lewd stories, I have a pretty interesting one too!

'''Oreki:''' Say what?!

'''Chitanda:''' Furthermore, it's something I've experienced myself.

'''Oreki:''' Whattt?!

'''Chitanda:''' It was in the summer of fifth grade. I was walking home alone after the summer festival at night, and......

'''Oreki:''' Please stop, Chitanda! Please!

'''Chitanda:''' Hehehe, are you bad with these kinds of stories, Oreki-san?

'''Oreki:''' It's not that I'm bad with them, but this is not something you should casually tell someone. Besides, you were only in fifth grade! That's too painful!

'''Chitanda:''' Not true. What I experienced was a fairly common-or-garden lewd story that probably happened to everyone.

'''Oreki:''' Probably happened to everyone?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes.

'''Oreki:''' Fairly common-or-garden lewd story?!

'''Chitanda:''' Yes. Oreki-san, did you not have that kind of experience before?

'''Oreki:''' P-Police!!!!!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san?

'''Oreki:''' This is all a sham! Everyone's just making fun of me! I know! It's Satoshi! It must be Satoshi's prank! Saying that everyone's telling lewd stories and trying to make me waver, that won't work! That won't work, I say!!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, calm down!

'''Oreki:''' "The ghost, when examined, was just withered flowers"? Father won't allow such lewd stories! Just like sake, you are only allowed to tell lewd stories when you're twenty! Warghh!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san has been broken! Help! Someone please help!

'''Oreki:''' Have any of you experienced this before? Being outcast from the trip's erotic conversation?

'''Chitanda:''' What are you talking about?

'''Oreki:''' I want to join, but I'm unable to say it out, that's why I always look uninterested...... I want the world to know my bitterness and pain! I won't recognize lewd storytelling for you guys only! I won't recognize it! In other words, to put it plainly, call me over!

'''Chitanda:''' Like I said, you were invited......

'''Oreki:''' But I don't want to go! I want you to understand these ambivalent male feelings!

'''Chitanda:''' I don't quite understand what you're trying to say......

'''Oreki:''' Haahhhhhh...... I'll go to sleep.

'''Chitanda:''' Well, do whatever you want.

'''Oreki:''' No, you're supposed to re-invite me at this point!

'''Chitanda:''' What a bother...... Heh, Oreki-san, I never knew you were so bad with scary stories.