Editing Seitokai no Ichizon:Teaser 1 (section)

==Teaser from Volume 1 Chapter 3==

(page 70-75)


ON AIR


Kaichou: "Sakurano Kurimu's! ALL NIGHT ANY TIME BROADCAST!"

Sugisaki: "What a wide broadcasting range!"


~OPENING BGM~

Kaichou: "Let's begin. Sakurano Kurimu's ALL NIGHT ANY TIME BROADCAST."

Chizuru: "It's not really being broadcast at night."

Kaichou: "This program is solely brought to you by the Fujimi Fantasia Bunko."

Minatsu: "What is wrong with Fujimi Fantasia Bunko......This investment is such a waste of money......"

Kaichou: "Though they're the sole sponsor, but they don't have to do anything since they're not paying us any money to be on air, and since all the equipment and broadcast overhead costs are zero."

Mafuyu: "Then why are they the sponsors......"

Kaichou: "It sounds nicer like this. Hmm, we really do sound like a real radio programme right now."

Mafuyu: "......Hmm. Whatever makes you happy."

Kaichou: "Hey, Mafuyu-chan! You have to be more enthusiastic! What the audience desires is the lively conversation of teenage girls!"

Mafuyu: "Is, Is that so......"

Kaichou: "Yes. That's true with all male listeners."

Sugisaki: "Hey hey hey hey! Why must you belittle our audience in such a way? Are you trying to pick a fight with the student population?"

Kaichou: "There will only be an audience if there's a radio host."

Sugisaki: "Shouldn't it be the other way round!"

Minatsu: "Oh oh, Ken made an extremely correct point! That's great! That's the power of live radio broadcasts!"

Kaichou: "......You're right. Sugisaki, I made a mistake."

Sugisaki: "It's good that you've admitted your mistake, so......"

Kaichou: "That's right. But it'll still be to our benefit to exude some form of feminine charm. Mm, I am so mature."

Sugisaki: "I say, you can't say such things on air!"

Kaichou: "On to the 'letters from listeners' segment!"

Sugisaki: "You dare ignore me?! We're having a radio broadcast and you reject having an exchange of verbal communication?!"

Chizuru: "This is Aka-chan's style."

Sugisaki: "Why do you only speak at such moments! Show more leadership!"

Chizuru: ".................."

Sugisaki: "Don't keep quiet during a radio broadcast!"

Kaichou: "Alright, for our first letter."

Sugisaki: "So you place emphasis on the continuation of the show and not on constructive discussion!"

Kaichou: " 'Good eebening~, members of the student council!' Mm, Good eebening~!" <!-- (konbawa changed to konbappa, so a cuter stylistic choice for "good evening")-->
 
Sugisaki: "Eh? What's with that embarrassing greeting!? Is that the norm!?

Female student council members: "Good eebening!"

Sugisaki: "Is this some kind of telepathic network that I'm not part off?!"

Kaichou: " 'I've always been a listener of ALL NIGHT ANY TIME' Thank you for your support."

Sugisaki: "It's a lie! This is our first broadcast!"

Kaichou: "The right chronology of time is merely a small blip on our radar, Sugisaki. It's always been like that on this show."

Sugisaki: "No wonder it's called 'ANY TIME'!"

Kaichou: "Oh, and I forgot to mention that this is a live broadcast. But there shouldn't be a lot of people tuning in right now, so we'll broadcast this again tomorrow during the lunch break."

Sugisaki: "No wonder there are letters coming in! Please pay attention to the first letter!"

Kaichou: "Yes, yes. I shall now continue to read the letter. 'Umm, I have a question for everyone, would you be happy to receive a confession of love? I'm in love right now, but I don't know how to confess my feelings. Kuri-neechan, please give me some suggestions' "

Sugisaki: "You've been referred to as 'Kuri-neechan' even though you're a loli!"

Kaichou: "About your question.....It sure isn't an easy one. But coming from the extremely experienced Sakurano Kurimu---"

Sugisaki: "Even though she's never even held hands with a guy before......"

Kaichou: "I think that a normal confession would do."

Sugisaki: "She made an extremely patronising suggestion-----!"

Kaichou: "Chizuru, what do you think?"

Chizuru: "About this......just do whatever you feel like doing. It's none of my business."

Sugisaki: "What an inhumane radio host!"

Kaichou: "Mafuyu-chan, what about you?"

Mafuyu: "Eh? Erm, about this......Hmm......Mafuyu......Doesn't know what to do."

Sugisaki: "She actually said that she 'doesn't know what to do'!"

Kaichou: "Minatsu?"

Minatsu: "Sacrifice yourself even if you don't succeed!" (Chinese/Japanese saying. Basically means to sacrifice one's life in order to achieve a noble purpose, even if one doesn't succeed.)

Sugisaki: "Please be more sensitive to the feelings of our audience!"

Kaichou: "On to our next letter. 'Your sister is in my hands. If you want her back, then you'll have to wire money to the bank account written below------'......Hmm? Huh? This letter isn't addressed to our radio show. Hey, background crew, concentrate on your work!......Well, on we go to the next letter."

Sugisaki: "You just ignored it? Do you seriously think that you can just ignore the contents of that letter?"

Kaichou: "Good evening, members of the student council' Good evening!"

Female student council members: "Good evening!"

Sugisaki: "I say, why is it that this is the only thing that everyone does in perfect synchronization?! When did you guys discuss this?!"

Kaichou: " 'Kiri-neechan. What should I do, I urgently need money......This is because my sister's been kidnapped, my parents are already trying to raise money, but it's still extremely hard......What should I do.' "

Sugisaki: "What a tragedy! You should have contacted the police if you had the time to write this letter! And this letter is obviously related to the previous one!"

Kaichou: "Hmm......Right, I know what to do. The Fujimi Fantasia Bunko will send the 'ransom' to the writer of this letter, 'family of the victim'! Please wait patiently."

Sugisaki: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!? You're preparing the ransom! And you even promised the ransom without consulting our sponsors! Would this be alright!"

Kaichou: "Everything depends on what Fujimi Fantasia Bunko decides to do."

Sugisaki: "Why do you have that smug look on your face!"

Kaichou: "Alright, it's time for a song break. Please enjoy this new single that I recently recorded, <<Your sister's not coming back>>."

Sugisaki: "Be more sensitive to the situation---------------------!"


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