Editing Toaru Majutsu no Index:HO Crossover (section)

===1: Kamijou Touma Visits Another World===

Kamijou: Kamijou Touma visits another world. Today, I think I will pay a visit to the parallel Heavy Object world.

Quenser: Hey, no idea what any of that means, but how’d you get here?

Kamijou: Um, somehow or other. Y’know, get super heavy elements…trap them with magnetism…apply the Lorentz force from all directions…and add some voltage. That will theoretically bring you to the speed of light, so…with some extreme pressure…and some degeneration…

Heivia: Stop, stop! You’re scaring me already! This is sounding even more dangerous than our mysterious reactors!

Kamijou: Anyway, I’ll need somewhere to stay until I can get back to Academy City. Surely you’ve got something here. Like a giant school, an ocean floor city, a giant community, or some other strange place where a lazy visiting scholar will secretly teach you how to summon a forbidden dragon! The transfer student has arrived, so where’s the hurricane!? Hurry up and show Kamijou-san where to go!”

Heivia: Hey, um, buddy?

Quenser: We kind of have bigger problems right now.

Kamijou: Don’t be ridiculous. I’m in another world! I’ve crossed the parallel border! What kind of weaksauce reaction is that!? Oh, is the problem that I’m not a cute girl!?

Frolaytia: Oh, shut up. How about you try turning around? The enemy is approaching as we speak.

Kamijou: What, you can’t just throw a mid-boss at me without any setup! Besides, I’ve fought tons of monsters like Saints who can move at the speed of sound and the #1 who can reflect vectors in all directions, so it’ll take a lot to surprise me.

Princess: That’s great news. You can go deal with that Object for us.

Kamijou: Deal with what Obje- what!? It’s huge! That’s more than 10 stories tall, isn’t it!? What the hell is that round monster of a weapon? Eh? Not even a nuke can’t destroy it? And its equipped with a main cannon capable of destroying those same nuke-resistant Objects? If it’s got the unstoppable force ''and'' the immovable object, what do you expect me to do!?

Quenser: What the hell is it? It’s the Information Alliance’s Generation 2 Old Virgin.

Kamijou: Who names these things!?

Frolaytia: Us. And why should we bother coming up with a cool name for our enemy?

Heivia: The name comes from its pure record of never taking a single hit ever since its construction, but I have my doubts. This is the Information Alliance we’re talking about, so I bet they’re just suppressing the information.

Kamijou: Wait, wait, wait. I’m about to go insane thinking about just one of these big things, so stop throwing more onto the pile! And if it’s 50m tall, how do you expect us to fight it!? We need to run away!!

Quenser: The real problem is that we don’t have an Object of our own.

Princess: Because Frolaytia had us send the Baby Magnum down into that crevasse so we could get in a surprise attack.

Heivia: Why does this always happen? Our busty commander comes up with a plan, the plan ends up putting the Princess in trouble, and we have to clean up the mess. I swear, it’s every single time.

Frolaytia: To be clear, it’s simply stuck in the ravine, so the system and reactor are still functioning. This does not qualify as damage, so I have not lost.

Quenser: Pouting your lips isn’t going to change that we’re screwed! You know how I know we’re screwed? Because our commander and our Pilot Elite are out here on the front line with us!

Kamijou: I’m foggy on the details, but I have to agree with the “we’re screwed” part! I’m just a high school boy and I don’t want to die, so take me somewhere safe!!