Editing Owari no Chronicle:Volume1 Preface (section)

==Sports Takaakita==
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February 14, 2005
First Public Relations club

SPORTS TAKAAKITA - SPOTAKA BRAWL

3 minutes, 7 seconds into the speech

It was so sudden. Just as Presidential Candidate Izumo responded to heckling about his female roommate by proudly announcing his love, the wife in question gave a cruel rebuttal!

A comment

"That was a splendid drop kick. The mount punch afterwards was not the work of an amateur. I think it was finished quite well. She must have practiced it alot"
(Professional Wrestling Club)

Kazami Chisato said the following to our reporter: "The important thing is to focus on the axis of your body. Also, don't take your eyes off your prey. Next time will be the spring general student meeting. I should have a new move by then, so make sure to cheer me on!"

"Now, time for an open match"

MISUNDERSTOOD STUDENT COUNCIL COMMENTS

New Student Council President - Izumo Kaku ( Entering 3rd year ) 

"A great man in my head once said, "Milk every morning makes the tits grow nice and big." An excellent saying. I should do some great things every morning, too. For example, I could go like this and..wait..h-how would it go!? ( The meaning of the last bit is unknown )

New Student Vice President - Sayama Mikoto ( Entering 2nd year )

"Despite the idiot speaking nonsense above me, has everyone managed to get by all right? The student council has gathered some people a normal person like me cannot keep up with, but I am remaining calm and hoping for an impeachment." 

New Student Treasurer - Kazami Chisato ( Entering 3rd year ) 

"I'm sure two idiots have said some strange things above, but it is the treasure's job to strangle them and ensure their eccentricities and harm do not leave the student council. I will do my best for the sake of peace." 

New Student Advisor - Reel Ooki ( Teacher ) 

"Three problem children have said various things above, but I will do my best. After all, this year's objective is 'start trying next year!' I will do my best to keep anyone from calling me an idiot!"


Fountain of Knowledge 

HEALTH SPECIAL

Today's piece of knowledge overflowing with health concerns the emblem of our Takaakita Academy. People often wonder about the strange rice plant pattern and the halo sun, but the truth is, no one really knows. It is also popular with the students. 
"What is Takaakita? We aren't some new type of rice."
...P-popular?

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