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===Part 1=== It was 8 PM. The second day of the shootathlon was over and Mariydi was relaxing in the lounge of the resort hotel known as the Technopic Village. (Her coffee and cake had been prepared by her pharmacist named Stacy.) Alicia sat across from her and asked a question with a blank expression. “Was it really necessary to go that far?” “Are you still going on about that?” “We have received 43 complaints from the management of Olympia Dome. They wish to know why you destroyed those UUV motorboats when they were sent to save you from the attack.” “I thought they wanted the athletes to have the self defense capabilities to protect themselves. Both from bodyguards and the athletes’ own abilities. It was their fault for being so sloppy in how they used those UUVs.” “Apparently each of those UUV motorboats costs 700 thousand dollars. You destroyed three of them. The management is requesting we pay for those and for the repairs to the moveable breakwater’s latch that you blew up.” “If they don’t like it, tell them they should buy insurance next time. I could introduce them to the company my PMC air force works with.” “That isn’t a bad idea. I think the Blue Area company I use gives you a bonus if you introduce new customers to them.” After Alicia gave a serious response to Mariydi’s joke, Lucas Westernrose, the director from Catwalk TV, cut in. “Hello, yes. It is a shame we were interrupted, yes.” The yellow underwater camera that had been made useless during the practice by the jamming signal was sitting on his lap and he was stroking it lightly. “That was such an excellent episode, yes, but the noise in the signal was too strong to air any of the footage, yes. If it had recorded properly, yes, yes, I could have spliced together the footage of the event and that attack and added in some effective background music to make quite a moving show.” “…So you categorize that attack as an opportunity.” “At this rate, even the documentary portion will be a waste, yes. Yes, if nothing happens, we have nothing to show, yes.” While listening to Lucas, Mariydi shook her head in annoyance and spoke to Alicia. She was returning to the original topic. “Those UUVs were extras. Who were the original attackers?” “The Legitimacy Kingdom for sure. We retrieved fingerprints, blood samples, and other information from the corpses you made. We are currently using that information to investigate the Legitimacy Kingdom forces here, but that is nothing more than obtaining confirmation of what we already know.” It was not a criminal investigation, so they did not need to narrow it down to specific individuals. Basically, they just had to gain a general idea of what world power was their enemy. That was why Mariydi was not too worried. To her, it was nothing more than having people she already saw as her enemies undergo a class change to people she could kill with impunity. Mariydi had saved an enemy athlete from the Information Alliance, but that did not mean she wanted to be a saint who would try to save all athletes and all soldiers equally. She would save those she could save, but she would kill those she had to kill. That was how the world worked in the Northern European Restricted Zone where she normally fought. Meanwhile, the only person more exhausted than that powerful target was her bodyguard. “Honestly, my boss from my company is mad at me because you decided to go on a rampage on your own. It’s so bad I’m a bit worried about his blood pressure. If you’re going to do something like that, at least invite me along. That way, I can at least do my duty.” “It’s your own fault.” “The second day brought your combined ranking up to 3rd, remember? And you were thrown off your normal pace by sticking right behind the person in 1st the entire time, which adds more muscle fatigue you will have to deal with tomorrow,” said Alicia. “Yes, yes, to be honest, you were too level-headed and in control of everything, yes. You did so well it leaves something to be desired on the emotional side of things, yes. A moving sports story needs some kind of exciting incident, yes.” “If you’re doing that well, give me a bite of that cake,” said the bodyguard. “Unfortunately, Stacy brought this for me. The team shares the fees, so you need to ask Alicia since she is in charge of the funds.” “…” Alicia glared at the bodyguard and the man raised his hands and shook his head. He was exhausted, but he was not about to argue with that woman who took everything too seriously. That program of a woman ignored him and said, “The sponsor says your results on the second day were excellent. They do agree with Mr. Westernrose that a bit of drama would be nice, but your excellent results are what matter most to them.” “So blowing up an armored vehicle and fighting a group of frogmen armed with underwater rifles didn’t count as drama?” “Anything the camera did not pick up or that cannot be shown does not count. We only care about what can be used for advertisement, not what actually happens.” “Yes, yes,” agreed Lucas Westernrose. He must have still been upset thinking about the ratings he could have gotten had he been able to use that footage. If Mariydi died before the event was over, Alicia would be in trouble since she was in charge of advertising the new rifle, but her expression remained blank. “The final day tomorrow uses bicycles.” “That sounds easier than what I’ve had to deal with so far.” “Hello, yes. As far as the events are concerned, yes, yes, the viewers’ focus peaks on the swimming of the second day, yes, because of the swimsuits, yes, yes. But since you insist on wearing your flight jacket all the way through, yes, you are lacking as far as that is concerned, yes.” “If you insist on keeping that joke going any longer, you had damn well better be prepared! And the swimsuits draw more ratings than the race that determines the winner? This competition really is all about show business, isn’t it!?” “Yes, yes, we have suggested before that they move the swimming to the final day, yes.” “The bicycle event is not easy. For one, it has the greatest distance of the three. You must bike for 120 kilometers, so it wears down your stamina horribly. And all of the muscle fatigue from the previous days remains, so there is a large risk of pulling a muscle,” explained Alicia. “And the sharpshooting is supposedly hardest as well. After all, you must use both hands to aim the sniper rifle at the target while riding the bicycle.” “…That is not a skill you would ever need on the battlefield.” “This is a sport,” replied Alicia with the world’s lamest explanation. She continued speaking with her spine stretched out straight like she was performing some sort of exercise. “At any rate, tomorrow is the final day of the shootathlon. Sportsmanship does not matter at all, so please do not make even the slightest mistake so that you can achieve the best advertisement for the sponsor’s new rifle.”
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