Editing Hyouka:Drama CD 2 Track 1

== Track 1ː Anjou-san's Incredible Work ==

''Here's a link to the trackː https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJqsazlFCV4''


'''Tanabe Jirou:''' Oreki-kun. You're saying that I started all these incidents because Kugayama had lost "The Kudryavka Sequence", right?

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' That's just a hypothesis, Tanabe-senpai, since I can't tell what your motives would be.

'''Tanabe:''' Aah, I suppose. The only other person who would get the message would be Anjou-san.

'''Oreki:''' You're saying that Kugayama wouldn't get the message?

'''Tanabe:''' Yeah.

'''Oreki:''' Then why......?

'''Tanabe:''' ......Haah. Oreki-kun. You've read that manga, "Ashes at Dusk", right? 

'''Oreki:''' Yes. It was a good manga.

'''Tanabe:''' Indeed, it was great, but don't you have any other thoughts about it?

'''Oreki:''' I see...... The artwork was beautiful, I guess. Especially the characters.

'''Tanabe:''' Exactly. Those characters were drawn by Kugayama, and furthermore, the heroine is unbearably amazing! Here, Take a look!

'''Oreki:''' Uh huh. Ahhh, you're right. How do I put it...... she looks appealing, doesn't she?

'''Tanabe:''' Right? Anyone would fall in love with her. She just exudes an exquisite eroticism that is neither simple nor seductive. It's not any old "Moe"<ref>Strong affection towards characters in anime, manga and video games.</ref> or "Buhi"<ref>Apparently the pig-like cries of Otakus when they have Moe.</ref>. There's just something fresh about this heroine that stirs the hearts of every healthy young man!  

'''Oreki:''' Hmm...... Now that you say it......

'''Tanabe:''' Here, look at her clothes! The curves on her legs!

'''Oreki:''' Uh huh.

'''Tanabe:''' Look! The nape of her neck! It's so foxy, isn't it?!

'''Oreki:''' Oh-ho! Not bad.

'''Tanabe:''' I never thought that Mune (Kugayama) would have this much talent. I assumed that he was just a riajuu<ref>Someone interested in real things and has a successful social life.</ref>, but I was wrong. That guy's a pervert. He has the power to even sell ten thousand at the outer circle<ref>Refers to vendors on the outer areas of doujin (self-pulished manga) conventions. Those spaces belong to the more popular authors, I believe.</ref>. 

'''Oreki:''' Don't know what you mean.

'''Tanabe:''' It's a compliment, you don't have to think about it. In any case, he no longer has the will to draw.

'''Oreki:''' That's such a waste.

'''Tanabe:''' There's a proper script. It wasn't lost at all! I bring it around with me at all times. Here! 

'''Oreki:''' Oh, ohhh...... this is...... the script of "The Kudryavka Sequence" that Anjou-senpai wrote, right?

'''Tanabe:''' Just read it, even for a bit. Flip through it if you have to.

'''Oreki:''' It feels so warm, though......

(Oreki flips through script)

'''Oreki:''' This is...... extremely risque, huh.

'''Tanabe:''' Right. It's the pinnacle of eroticism. So much that it makes me think "Does Anjou-san have testosterone<ref>The audio CD literally says "testicles" (pretty sure even with the censoring beeps), but I found it weird in an English sentence, so I just substituted it with testosterone.</ref> in her heart or what?" So many girls appear in ABC order, just like in an AV scene<ref>Note that "ABC" sounds like "AV Scene". Also, AV refers to Adult Video.</ref>, and I just can't endure it!

'''Oreki:''' Mmm---

'''Tanabe:''' If Kugayama would contribute his artwork to this script, it would definitely be a masterpiece!

'''Oreki:''' Is that so?

'''Tanabe:''' Such a waste, isn't it?! Regrettable, right? But Mune won't draw it! If he just said something like "Let's do it", I was ready to do anything!

'''Oreki:''' Senpai?

'''Tanabe:''' I just can't help but want to read an outrageously erotic manga drawn by Mune! But then! When I asked him...... Ahhhhh~

'''Oreki:''' So, is this what you wanted to convey? "Kugayama, hurry up and draw your outrageously erotic manga for me."

'''Tanabe:''' ......Haah...... What a splendid deduction.

'''Oreki:''' Nope, not splendid at all.

== Translator's Notes and References ==

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