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He was in the hospital. |
He was in the hospital. |
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− | + | He was in the ''usual'' hospital where that frog-faced doctor worked. |
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He had checked his phone countless times, but the clock never turned back for him. |
He had checked his phone countless times, but the clock never turned back for him. |
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He understood that more than just intellectually – he knew it from experience. |
He understood that more than just intellectually – he knew it from experience. |
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− | And thinking back, his Christmas Eve had been pretty awful. His body below the covers was so wrapped in bandages that his movements were as stiff and awkward as an ancient civilization’s clay robot. He did not want to know how many injuries he had in all and he |
+ | And thinking back, his Christmas Eve had been pretty awful. His body below the covers was so wrapped in bandages that his movements were as stiff and awkward as an ancient civilization’s clay robot. He did not want to know how many injuries he had in all and he did not want to see them. Counting just the ones he was aware of, he had been stabbed in the side with a knife, lacerated by metal and glass shards, blown away by a few blasts of next-generation magic, and punched square in the cheek by a rich, sexy, macho former rescue squad member. |
And to top it all off… |
And to top it all off… |
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Anyway. |
Anyway. |
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− | He felt like bloody tears were about to flow from his eyes and his memories of those final moments were still unclear, but he did know he had vomited up a lot of blood. He was amazed he had not died of blood loss and it made him wonder just how many |
+ | He felt like bloody tears were about to flow from his eyes and his memories of those final moments were still unclear, but he did know he had vomited up a lot of blood. He was amazed he had not died of blood loss and it made him wonder just how many litres of blood he had flowing through his veins. |
But he was fine. He had to be. His spirit was as strong as ever. He had not heard back about any tests run in the hospital, but he did not hurt anywhere and he could move everything just fine. Plus, he had not coughed up any more blood. The crisis was over. He could even poke at his abs without any pain whatsoever!! |
But he was fine. He had to be. His spirit was as strong as ever. He had not heard back about any tests run in the hospital, but he did not hurt anywhere and he could move everything just fine. Plus, he had not coughed up any more blood. The crisis was over. He could even poke at his abs without any pain whatsoever!! |
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“Shut up! No! I was not asking about that!!” |
“Shut up! No! I was not asking about that!!” |
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− | + | “Rumours are saying getting used to this modifies your body to the point you can’t enjoy the real thing, but that’s just a superstition, so don’t worry about it.” |
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“Enough with the demonstration! The only thing I’m worried about right now is your sanity, inchworm boy!! It’s 7 in the morning and your bed is by the window! People outside can see you!!” |
“Enough with the demonstration! The only thing I’m worried about right now is your sanity, inchworm boy!! It’s 7 in the morning and your bed is by the window! People outside can see you!!” |
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“This is not a topic that warrants manly shouting! I won’t ask you to stop being a nerd, but can’t you please be the kind of nerd who creates an innovative new type of OS or something!?” |
“This is not a topic that warrants manly shouting! I won’t ask you to stop being a nerd, but can’t you please be the kind of nerd who creates an innovative new type of OS or something!?” |
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− | “Tch. I’ve never been a fan of American-style moe, you know? Be honest, what do you think about how they keep turning American comic superheroes into girls? It’s official and not just |
+ | “Tch. I’ve never been a fan of American-style moe, you know? Be honest, what do you think about how they keep turning American comic superheroes into girls? It’s official and not just fun stuff, so I’m not sure what to think about it.” |
“I’m the kind of nerd who never laughs at people’s efforts to create something new.” |
“I’m the kind of nerd who never laughs at people’s efforts to create something new.” |
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− | “Don’t hide behind that idealistic hogwash. Oh, I get it. You’re scared, aren’t you!? I loathe all of you self-styled ‘influencers’ who use clickbaity headlines to gather enough attention to earn ad revenue |
+ | “Don’t hide behind that idealistic hogwash. Oh, I get it. You’re scared, aren’t you!? I loathe all of you self-styled ‘influencers’ who use clickbaity headlines to gather enough attention to earn ad revenue of their half-assed weaksauce criticism! Ban them, ban them, ban every last one of them!!” |
“Just so you know, your life is as good as over once even us nerdy outcasts find you unbearable to be around.” |
“Just so you know, your life is as good as over once even us nerdy outcasts find you unbearable to be around.” |
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That awful friend got down on the floor and protectively held the device close like a child protecting a puppy from parents who refused to let him have a pet. |
That awful friend got down on the floor and protectively held the device close like a child protecting a puppy from parents who refused to let him have a pet. |
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− | “Do you know how much effort I put into finding a wholly prepaid device? There’s no personal information on the device itself, so as long as I don’t use my |
+ | “Do you know how much effort I put into finding a wholly prepaid device? There’s no personal information on the device itself, so as long as I don’t use my wireless LAN, no can ever link the things I search back to me!! Do you get it now, Kami-yan? What would you type into the search bar on a device like this!!!???” |
“I’m pretty sure the answer to that question is a mirror of your own heart.” |
“I’m pretty sure the answer to that question is a mirror of your own heart.” |
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− | “Female doctors? No. Nurses? No, that’s not quite what I |
+ | “Female doctors? No. Nurses? No, that’s not quite what I won't either. …Gasp!? That’s it! A dental hygienist!!” |
Aogami Pierce forcibly pulled the curtain closed again. |
Aogami Pierce forcibly pulled the curtain closed again. |
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“Hey, Seri. Take me on a journey of freedom. Yes, yes, I accept, I accept!! Is there anything like this on the top video’s page?” |
“Hey, Seri. Take me on a journey of freedom. Yes, yes, I accept, I accept!! Is there anything like this on the top video’s page?” |
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− | “Hey, wait! Please wait!! You aren’t |
+ | “Hey, wait! Please wait!! You aren’t trying it here, are you? Yeah, there’s a curtain between us, but we’re still in the same room. Please don’t make me spend my Christmas like this!” |
Aogami Pierce was not listening. |
Aogami Pierce was not listening. |
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“Aogami! Aogami!!” |
“Aogami! Aogami!!” |
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− | “No, not like that. I don’t want anything dark, so no tearful faces please. I want the kind of young woman who will take good care of you, but not where you’re just a complete horndog only interested in your |
+ | “No, not like that. I don’t want anything dark, so no tearful faces please. I want the kind of young woman who will take good care of you, but not where you’re just a complete horndog only interested in your pleasure. I want something more heartwarming if you don’t mind.” |
“Seri won’t know what to make of such a long command!! And why are you more polite with Seri than with me? But that aside, you’re in serious trouble here, Aogami Pierce!!” |
“Seri won’t know what to make of such a long command!! And why are you more polite with Seri than with me? But that aside, you’re in serious trouble here, Aogami Pierce!!” |
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He felt like he would never forget a name like that once he heard it. |
He felt like he would never forget a name like that once he heard it. |
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− | “See?” said the blonde girl while pointing at her large chest. A nameplate smaller than a stick of gum was clipped there, but the meaning of the characters written there seemed oddly reluctant to enter his brain. It was like how you could not make out |
+ | “See?” said the blonde girl while pointing at her large chest. A nameplate smaller than a stick of gum was clipped there, but the meaning of the characters written there seemed oddly reluctant to enter his brain. It was like how you could not make out anyone face in particular when staring blankly at the audience in a packed stadium. |
“So text doesn’t work either, does it?” |
“So text doesn’t work either, does it?” |
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“Your apologies hurt most of all,” she said rapidly under her breath. |
“Your apologies hurt most of all,” she said rapidly under her breath. |
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− | She was still smiling, but she had |
+ | She was still smiling, but she had needed to let that comment out. |
Kamijou only felt confused. |
Kamijou only felt confused. |
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“(Hm? What is he talking about???)” |
“(Hm? What is he talking about???)” |
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− | “(You’re better off not knowing. And I’m relieved to find this mysterious blonde |
+ | “(You’re better off not knowing. And I’m relieved to find this mysterious blonde girl is surprisingly pure.)” |
“(Surprisingly?)” |
“(Surprisingly?)” |
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“What’s the matter, Kami-yan? You have the look of a man awakening to a new fetish.” |
“What’s the matter, Kami-yan? You have the look of a man awakening to a new fetish.” |
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− | + | “It's nuffing.” |
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===Part 2=== |
===Part 2=== |