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Boku no Bungeibu ni Bitch ga Iru Nante Arienai Volumen 1

                  Prologue
Real beautiful girls are mostly bitches.

Of course I’m not saying that all of them are like that.

Among them, there might be some earnest, good girls like a heroine in LN or anime.

But, I’d seen far too many bitches that I can’t helped but can’t think so. And they all were beautiful girls.

They are frightening being who would do anything to fill their greeds.

And the most troublesome one among them is the neat-type bitches. With their long, black hair and well-manner, we won’t be able to tell she’s a bitch in a glance, so the boys who got deceived and approached her would get sucked dry and thrown into oblivion. As one of the Two Great Bitch — she’s an extraordinarily sly and dangerous kind.

And then, the other one’s a lustful bitch, calling her as Queen of Bitch isn’t an exaggeration.

It can be said that their biggest trait is having relationship with many men. They associate with a lot of opposite sex, sinned –by having body-relationship–, and drove them into instant pleasure. Like a succubus that could suck men’s life force and change — an unchaste and indecent being.

Perhaps these two are roughly the dangerous one.

If by turn of fate you are targeted by hotties, I suggest you to run away immediately.

 

…What? Spare the gibberish talk, beautiful girls can’t be a bitch, you say?

 

Haha! That’s what I’d think at first.

But, reflecting on my past experience, beautiful girls are pretty much bitches!

I’d bet on it.

That’s why I’ll at least warn you. Be careful with good looking girls.

Anyway, the point is…

2D heroines are the best! They are god!

They wholeheartedly love the protagonist, purely and earnestly devoting themselves to him.

And I love my own space where I could connected with them.

Which means: I love literature clubroom more than anything!

 

As for real beautiful girls, their beauty are only skin deep.