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My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you. | My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you. | ||
I live in London, am a software developer and far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas. | I live in London, am a software developer and am far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas. | ||
And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge! | And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge! | ||
Latest revision as of 12:55, 26 November 2006
Hello everyone! I guess I'm should put in a little bit about myself here.
My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you.
I live in London, am a software developer and am far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas.
And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge!
I shouldn't be here! I should be at the pub with friends. I should be drinking cider and eating a ploughman's lunch! I should be drunk!
Instead I'm sitting on my couch, drinking coffee, eating baked beans on toast and wondering if Kyon and Haruhi will ever get it together.
Oh God, if you can hear me, please make these two fictional characters share the gift of sweaty monkey-love as soon as is practicable!
Amen.