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| Chapter 270: The Pig King
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| The next day.
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| Witch was successfully transported, and Motoyasu returns by
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| portal. I’m made to watch the Guro movie of Witch being
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| violated by Faubley’s Pig King.
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| Some of the king’s soldiers are here as well.
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| Apparently, they’re here to confirm that I watched the video.
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| Even I don’t want to watch it alone. I bring Ren, Motoyasu, and
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| Itsuki along to do a private screening of it.
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| The soldiers caution me that it isn’t a pretty recording.
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| Well, Raphtalia and Rishia are watching as well.
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| Female Knight… would be dangerous to show it to, so I drove
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| her away.
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| “Hero of the Shield-san, are you watching~?”
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| Uwah… It’s a fat, wrinkly, pig-like fatty.
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| I think he resembles something.
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| Ah, he looks like that monster that appeared in that famous
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| movie about wars in space. (ED: Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars
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| XD)
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| How old is he? He’s definitely older than Trash, but his terrible
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| looks take away any age-distinguishing features.
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| It’s like he’s an ageless demon.
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| “Noooooooo!” (Witch)
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| Witch screams out.
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| “You’re being loud. Like this, I can’t send a message to Hero of
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| the Shield-san.”
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| He violently grabs her by the hair and swings the naked Witch
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| around.
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| “Ugu… Noooooo!” (Witch)
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| It seems that at this point, Witch can do nothing but scream.
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| For some reason, it puts my heart at ease.
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| “I told you to shut up.”
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| With his chubby hands, he grabs Witch’s neck. His motions seem
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| highly practiced.
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| Oy, that’s the movement used to break a chicken’s neck.
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| “Ah… ku…”
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| Witch resists with her life on the line, but to no avail. Eventually,
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| bubbles start coming out of her mouth, and she faints.
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| After that, the Pig King enthusiastically introduces himself, and
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| wakes Witch with slaps to the face. The Guro scenes follow.
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| It’s a mix between a health video featuring the copulation of
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| pigs, and an overly sadistic snuff film.
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| If you made something like this in my old world, it would be a
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| matter left to the police.
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| I was right to bar the others from viewing it.
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| Melty may have been fine, but Kiel and Taniko would be shaking
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| in their boots.
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| Regardless, this would cause quite a few traumas, so I probably
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| won’t watch if he sends another.
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| “Uu…” (Ren)
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| Within three minutes, Ren is covering his mouth and breathing
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| deeply.
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| He and Raphtalia leave the room together.
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| Though I feel it’s revolting as well.
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| How about Motoyasu, Itsuki, and Rishia?
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| “Fu-fufufun” (Motoyasu) (TL: Humming SFX)
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| Motoyasu is… spreading out a sheet of paper and sketching.
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| When I peek over to see what he’s drawing, I’m not surprised to
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| find that it is Firo.
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| To be able to draw while witnessing this footage, I’m amazed. I
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| honestly want to admire him.
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| No wait, he’s not even watching.
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| When I’m feeling this unpleasant, he’s humming and singing…
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| “Don’t get distracted. Just watch.” (Naofumi)
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| “What’s so fun about watching pigs mate? And I’ve already seen
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| the scene happen, Father-in-Law.” (Motoyasu)
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| “So you can remain cool while watching this?” (Naofumi)
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| “It’s not really different from watching monsters get killed.
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| Hahaha.” (Motoyasu)
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| Yes. I feel madness from Motoyasu.
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| His three followers are watching the film while drooling.
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| “That pig. It has a lot of fat on it. Doesn’t it look tasty?” (Kuu)
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| “But doesn’t it look a little tough?” (Marin)
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| “If you let it rot for a while, it’ll become softer and tastier. Leave
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| the preparations to me.” (Midori)
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| They truly are beasts.
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| But I guess this is how Filo Rials are.
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| Ah, I found this out later, but Midori is of a subspecies that could
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| control poison and decay.
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| But for them to watch this footage and stay calm, they really are
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| monsters.
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| By the way, when I showed it to Firo the next day, she became
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| sick.
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| Does it have to do with individual personality?
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| Ah, but at the start, she did say, ‘That pig looks tasty.’
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| The Pig King can’t even be classified as human at this point in
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| time.
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| Now Itsuki and Rishia are…
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| Rishia’s already fainted.
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| Itsuki has a calm expression… No, he has no expression as he
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| silently watches it.
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| “Itsuki, what do you think?” (Naofumi)
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| “I don’t understand what’s fun about it.” (Itsuki)
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| “What a coincidence. I’m of the same opinion.” (Naofumi)
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| I’m already regretting ordering this video to be taken.
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| No, I wanted it as evidence, but I never thought I would have to
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| watch it to the end.
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| Can I not fast forward?
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| “To make sure you’re actually watching, we’ll be taking a
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| video.” (Soldier)
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| The soldier holds up a crystal in my direction.
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| “I’ll at least pretend to watch it.” (Naofumi)
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| “Yes… Um… I’m truly sorry for the trouble, Hero-sama.” (Soldier)
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| This soldier’s perceptiveness is a life saver.
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| To avoid any complaints, I have to continue watching the video
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| to the end.
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| I absentmindedly stare at the screen while I use status magic to
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| check my slaves’ statuses, waiting for the end.
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| “Then, I’ll be coming to deliver another one in the near future.
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| The King was exceedingly happy to hear that the Hero of the
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| Shield requested such a video, so he will continue sending
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| them.” (Soldier)
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| “… Could you reproduce and edit the footage you took right now
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| to make it seem like I watched them? If need be, I can do some
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| acting to increase the variety of reaction footage.” (Naofumi)
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| “Yes, of course we can do that.” (Soldier)
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| The soldier said as such, and when he brought the next video,
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| we opted not to watch it.
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| Our hearts are as one.
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| If I had to see these videos again and again, I would go crazy.
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| At the end of the video, Witch was all beaten up, and she was
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| put to sleep by strangling again. But only after she had lost an
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| arm.
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| Her facial expression must have been appealing, because the Pig
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| King gave a face of ecstasy.
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| I’ve played Guro Galge and Rape Galge before, but this is too
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| much.
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| With something like this, if you simply owned it, you would be
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| liable for arrest.
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| And in the end, Witch was easily killed off. But as the Pig King
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| was under the impression that I was still deriving enjoyment
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| from his videos, he thought that I would like to see a large
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| variety of woman being violated.
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| Instead of playing with his favorite toys for long periods of time,
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| he seemed to have found something else to take delight in.
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| Go to hell. Why do I have to watch these guro videos of other
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| women being violated?
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| The end result, is that a large amount of useless video crystals
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| ended up piling up in the village store house.
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| I really don’t want to meet that pig.
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| I once again pledge that in my heart.
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| “Ah… I feel sick.” (Naofumi)
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| A few days later, in the evening.
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| I mutter those words as I entered the onsen at Cal Mira.
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| I assigned everyone their jobs, and when evening came, I took
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| Itsuki and Rishia here by Portal.
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| Itsuki doesn’t recover Mana or SP, so he can’t use portal.
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| That’s why I have to bring them.
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| I got permission for Rishia to bathe in the men’s side.
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| She was worried that if I was the only one there, Itsuki would
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| die from drowning.
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| Wearing a white robe, Rishia helps Itsuki submerge himself in
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| the water.
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| Wouldn’t a swimsuit be fine here?
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| Ah, Raphtalia, Firo, and Melty are also here, albeit on the
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| women’s side.
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| Atlas was going to come as well, but Fohl stopped her.
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| An onsen is perfect if you want to rest your body and mind.
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| I had just washed my body and was about to step in, when Firo
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| jumps over the hedge separating the two baths with Melty on
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| her back.
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| “Master~ Let’s bathe together again~” (Firo)
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| “Firo-chan! This is the men’s bath! Naofumi is here, isn’t
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| he!?” (Melty)
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| Melty frantically covers her important places with a towel as she
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| embarrassingly complains to Firo.
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| Firo. You sure brought a troublesome person to a troublesome
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| place.
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| “Don’t worry, Melty-chan. Right now, only Master, the bow
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| person, and Rishia-oneechan are here.” (Firo)
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| “Isn’t the fact that Naofumi and the Hero of the Bow are here
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| the problem!?” (Melty)
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| “Eh?” (Firo)
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| It may sound strange, Firo, but Melty’s reaction is the correct
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| one.
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| I should leave disciplining her to Raphtalia and Melty.
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| It would be strange for me to be telling her that.
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| “But bathing with master is fun, so Melty-chan should have fun
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| too.” (Firo)
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| “No! I’ll get dirty!” (Melty)
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| “Hey.” (Naofumi)
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| I submerge myself in the bathwater as I speak.
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| Seeing her love of cleanliness and her innocence, I’m beginning
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| to doubt whether or not she’s truly the sister of that Witch.
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| But I guess it’s fine.
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| Firo ignores her, changes into human form, and sits beside me.
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| “Pii!”
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| From the towel wrapped around my waist, one of the Filo Rial
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| familiars appears.
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| “Where did you come out of!?” (Naofumi)
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| “N-Naofumi gave birth to a Filo Rial!” (Melty)
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| Melty shouts out, but from her towel, a chick emerges as well.
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| I heard about it, but I guess they’re parasitizing off Melty as
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| well.
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| “Look who’s talking!” (Naofumi)
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| “S-shut up!” (Melty)
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| “Ahaha~ Master and Melty are having fun.” (Firo)
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| “We’re not!” (Naofumi & Melty)
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| Dammit, these birds can’t read the mood.
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| “Master, can you wash Firo’s back?” (Firo)
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| “Ah, yes, yes.” (Naofumi)
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| If I don’t do it, she’ll complain.
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| It’s been a few days since I started coming here to alleviate my
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| curse.
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| Firo coming to the men’s bath has become a daily occurrence.
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| Though, this is the first time she’s brought Melty along.
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| I use some soap and begin rubbing Firo’s back. Because she has
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| wings, quite a few bubbles form.
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| “Hey, Melty-chan should get her back washed too~” (Firo)
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| “Don’t! Want! To!” (Melty)
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| Melty sure is stubborn.
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| Though, I think I’m an expert in that field as well.
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| But Firo sure likes taking people over to the men’s side.
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| Ah, the first person she brought over was Kiel.
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| Apparently, for the male-hearted Kiel, the women’s bath was
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| uncomfortable, so she got Firo to bring her over.
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| After that, it became natural to scold Firo and Kiel, who swam
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| around the male bath as if it were natural.
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| Why do I have to act like a parent and scold these kids when I’m
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| supposed to be relaxing in the onsen?
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| Raphtalia always lectures them not to come over, but they don’t
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| listen.
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| “Look, you’re all clean now.” (Naofumi)
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| “Ya~y.”(Firo)
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| I pour a bucket of hot water on her to wash away the bubbles,
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| and Firo shakes her entire body like a dog to dry herself. Water
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| droplets fly everywhere.
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| “Master, thank you~. Is Firo clean?” (Firo)
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| “If you doubt it, then wash yourself.” (Naofumi)
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| “Bu-” (Firo)
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| Firo pouts, and Melty refuses to take her body out of the water.
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| The bath is as lively as ever.
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| “Then I’m going to be soaking for a while, so you guys better
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| return to the women’s bath.” (Naofumi)
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| “Got~ it.” (Firo)
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| I get in the water again to cure my curse, when Firo changes to
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| Filo Rial form and sits next to me.
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| She’s floating. (ED: LOL)
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| Is she some sort of water bird? Though, Firo can swim.
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| “Ah!?” (Firo)
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| Firo seems to have figured something out as she lets out a noise.
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| She puts Melty on her back.
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| “Firo-chan, what are you…” (Melty)
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| Before Melty can finish speaking, Firo jumps over the hedge and
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| returns to the women’s side.
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| “W-what was that about?” (Rishia)
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| Rishia inquires.
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| “Who knows?” (Naofumi)
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| “Will Rishia-san not go to the women’s bath as well?” (Itsuki)
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| Itsuki tilts his head as he asks.
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| It seems that a little bit of common sense still lingers in his
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| head.
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| Though, I have no idea how much we should trust Itsuki’s
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| common sense.
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| “I’m alright, Itsuki-sama.” (Rishia)
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| These two are acting like an idiot couple.
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| Now that I think about it, since we started using this bath,
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| Itsuki’s condition has gradually been changing.
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| He’s still expressionless, but his indecisiveness is beginning to
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| heal.
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| The fact that he can ask things like this is proof.
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| “Oh my! If it isn’t Father-in-Law!?” (Motoyasu)
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| Aa, so this is the reason Firo quickly retreated.
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| ==Translator Notes== | | ==Translator Notes== |
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