User:Cotton

Hello everyone! I guess I'm should put in a little bit about myself here.

My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you.

I live in London, am a software developer and far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas.

And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge!

It all seems so wrong, somehow.

I should be at the pub with friends, drinking cider and eating a ploughman's lunch.

Oh well.