Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume4 The Fifth Question

The Fifth Question

Please write down the correct pronunciation of the phrases below, and then make sentences with them.

“相杀”

Himeji Mizuki’s answer:

“Pronunciation, SOUSAI. Sentence: Just use the profit earned from trades to offset those liabilities.”

Teacher’s comment: Correct. It means ‘to offset liabilities’, and it is term regularly used for debit and credit.

Tsuchiya Kouta’s answer:

“Pronunciation, SOUSATSU. Sentence: Offset the enemy’s power by fighting fist to fist.

Teacher’s comment:

Unfortunately, you’re wrong. Although it can also be pronounced ‘SOUSATSU’, the meaning would be ‘killing each other’. The correct pronunciation is ‘SOUSAI’, this time your answer offsets Akihisa’s sentence.

Shimada Minami’s answer:

“Pronunciation, AISATSU.[1]

Sentence: On a quiet and peaceful morning, my friends and I kill each other.

Teacher’s comment:

I don’t think such a morning like this can be considered quiet and peaceful.

After finishing the assassination, we continue to observe Class B’s every move. While the 6th period is still ongoing, Class B finally started to send a message as expected.

“Did we succeed in buying some time?”

As previously said, all of our Class F’s periods this afternoon are self-studying periods, and at this moment, we are gathering beside Yuuji’s seat to have a strategic discussion.

“Although we couldn’t buy more time, I think it’s enough to last till tomorrow..”

At least Class B won’t even have a clue that we are the one behind this before that poisoned messenger gains conscious..

But, we can only delay for just one day, which is today. Tomorrow, once that messenger revives, he’ll spit everything out, and then Class B will find Class D to sort things out. Then, a large enemy that can’t be dealt with through assassination will attack.

Our deadline is today. No, strictly speaking, it should be until tomorrow morning. Once tomorrow morning arrives, if Class D declares war against us, then our plans can be considered successful.

In this circumstance, there’s only one problem left to be solved.

“Hideyoshi, how’s your negotiation with Class D?”

“Un, I’ve already asked Shimizu out. She’ll be waiting for us at an empty classroom of the old school building after school.”

The stage is set properly, and what is left is just to provoke Class D.

“Yuuji, have you thought on how to force Class D to declare war on us?”

“Of course, I have an ace up my sleeve.”

Yuuji’s linefeels very reliable. . Provoking and insulting is this guy’s specialty after all! We should have no problem if we leave this huge assignment to him.

“But, Akihisa, you will have to keep your mouth shut. If you and Shimada aren’t together, we won’t be able to provoke Shimizu, so I had to let you guys follow. If you were to speak anything random, there may be irreversible consequences, so you really have to keep your mouth shut.”

“I know, we’ll just leave this matter to you to sort it out, Yuuji.”

All I need to do is follow them to the scene, and say a few words. In such a situation, we can’t allow for any failures, and I do feel relaxed that I only need to say a few words when acting.

“……There’s something that I’m concerned about.”

Muttsurini, who is standing beside me was fiddling with some kind of machinery, suddenly speaks up.

“Huh? Is there any problem, Muttsurini?”

“……I think Nemoto leaked some intel to Class A.”

Speaking of Nemoto-kun, he’s the class representative of Class B. As of current circumstances, Class A shouldn’t have anything to do with this, which makes this issue rather concerning.

“That’s too suspicious. They should be focusing on Class D, so why are they trying to involve Class A? Even if they involved all the other classes, the situation will worsen, and Class B wouldn’t have any benefit too.

Muttsurini’s intel seems to make Yuuji ponder for a while.

--Pa!

Suddenly a loud noise is heard, as the class door is opened forcefully.

“……Yuuji!”

The person who appeared at the door is none other than Kirishima-san, the class representative of Class A. However, why is this normally cool and collected Kirishima-san showing such a panicked look? Did something happen?

“Shouko? Why are you panicking?”

“……It has nothing to do with me. It actually concerns you, Yuuji, why are you still here in school?!”

Is there wrong to be in school? School still hasn’t ended yet. Or rather, it should be weird if he’s not in school now, isn’t it?

“Huh? What are you trying to say?”

“……Your mom fainted. Why aren’t you rushing back home to her!”

Kirishima-san spoke angrily.

Yuuji’s mother fainted? I didn’t know anything about it.

“Ah? You meant my mom? She doesn’t even have a cold; she’s as healthy as an ox!”

Yuuji also doesn't look like he knows about this too.

Of course if he had known about it, he would have rushed home to his mother by the 1st period.

“……Just get back home as soon as possible.”

Kirishima-san gripped Yuuji’s hand anxiously and pulled him away with force. She looks like she’s really worried about Yuuji’s mother.

“Hey, Shouko! Just wait for a while! I still have a very important plan –“

“This is not the time to say such things!”

Kirishima-san's growl, which I have never heard of before, cause my spine to immediately stiffen. I'm not the only one stunned as the other classmates from F class are speechless as they stare at her tugging at Yuuji.

“Shouko, I told you to wait! This is just plain weird! How can you know about it before me—“

“Don’t talk anymore!”

“Shouko, just calm down—“

Yuuji’s efforts to resist are in vain, as he is is pulled out of the classroom by Kirishima-san in a short while.

“““……”””

This sudden turn stunned all of us for a short while.

“……About that, I find it rather suspicious.”

Muttsurini muttered something to me, breaking the silence.

“Uh? Is there anything wrong?”

“……Normally, if something were to happen to Yuuji’s mother, he’d the first to know about it.”

“Ah, that’s right.”

If an accident happened to his family members, Yuuji should be the first one to know about it. Even if Kirishima-san is Yuuji’s fiancée, she can’t possibly know about it earlier than Yuuji.

“I’d think……maybe they couldn’t contact Yuuji?”

“No, I don’t think so, Yuuji’s in school all the time.”

Once they know that Yuuji’s in school, the teachers will broadcast it via the school speakers. But, we didn’t hear any broadcast calling for Yuuji.

“Also, saying that Yuuji’s mother fainted……No matter how we look at it, it seems wrong.”

Yuuji never mentioned that his mother is sick. It would be more feasible if it was a car accident, but fainting at home sounds more like a lie.

“Maybe……it has something to do with the news that Nemoto-kun spread out.”

“……Should be. It’s his fake report stating that Yuuji’s mother fainted.”

“How dare him!”

Hideyoshi slapped the desk in front of him.

We’ve been had. Nemoto-kun thought of using Kirishima-san to take out the troublesome Yuuji!

“This is bad! Yuuji is important in the plan to provoke Shimizu-san……”

And now, Yuuji the strategist is taken away. In this situation, we’ll have to face the negotiation without any plan.

“Muttsurini, did that Yuuji told you anything?”

“……(shakes head)”

Muttsurini shook his head, and I didn’t hear anything from him too. From Hideyoshi’s expression, it seems that he doesn’t know anything too.

Since wem who hang out with Yuuji the most, don’t know anything, it’s even unlikely for the rest to hear anything from Yuuji.

“…….I think, Yuuji must’ve been afraid of being eavesdropped.”

“That means Yuuji didn’t mentionhis plan to anyone.”

“If so, we won’t need to expect Yuuji writing any slip of paper that’s related to the strategy>”

“……(nods)” 

If I had known earlier, I should’ve used that opportunity just now to ask Yuuji about his plan.

“Akihisa, why don’t you contact Yuuji with your cell phone?”

“……(nods harder)”

The duo without phones looks at me hopefully, but –

“I don’t think that’ll do. My phone taken for maintenance.”

“You meant that you took your phone for maintenance? If so, we have to find someone with Yuuji’s phone number and borrow his phone.”

“No. It’s true that my phone is taken for maintenance, but Yuuji also did the same thing.”

I’m starting to regret things now, I shouldn’t have thrown Yuuji’s phone into the cup of tea. I didn’t expect things to be like this!

“Looking at Kirishima-san’s furious expression, I don’t think we can get any response even if we try to contact her……”

“I’d agree. If she’d be bothered to even answer the phone, Yuuji would’ve had the chance to explain things to her before then. ” I calculated the time it takes to go to Yuuji’s house and come back. No matter how I calculate, the negotiation with Shimizu-san would’ve started already before he got back. And, if Yuuji’s mother isn’t home, it’ll take longer for him to get back here.

It won’t be long until the negotiation begins, I don’t think he’ll be able to attend it.

“Hideyoshi, can you postpone the negotiation?”

“I can’t. It’ll be fine if it’s tomorrow after school, but we can’t let Shimizu-san wait for a few hours after school today.”

“I see……”

If we postpone it to tomorrow, we won’t make it in time. By that time, Class B would’ve declared a Summoning War already and finished all of us off with ease. Even so, making Shimizu-san wait until Yuuji comes back will be a huge problem. It’s after school, and we’re asking her to wait for a few hours – Shimizu-san won’t have any reason to agree with this unreasonable demand.

“Damn it! Nemoto-kun, you are ruthless……”

“Ya, we’d only want to buy some time by making Class B suspicious of Class D, but now things have taken a bad turn.”

“……It has become troublesome.”

Is Nemoto-kun trying to buy some time too? Or maybe he’s got a plan that has something to do with the battle against Class D, and tried to get Yuuji out so we can be taken out with ease? I can’t read his thoughts, but no matter how Nemoto-kun thinks, he weakened us a lot by doing this.

“Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, do you guys have any good plan? Like……one that can provoke Shimizu-san?”

“That’s not easy……It’s easy normally, but our numerous movements today have aroused Shimizu’s suspicion. Under this condition, to be able to provoke her and make her freak out……only Yuuji is able to do such a thing.”

“……I’ve no plan too.”

We’re doom. I’m the same, I can’t think of any good plan. How should we do this……

I’ve racked my brain, but I couldn’t even get a small bit of thought. Damn it, we are really finished this time!

“……It’s time.”

“Eh?”

I look at the wall clock, and the hands positions are pointing at the time the 6th period ends. The negotiation with Shimizu-san starts now.

“……How?”

Muttsurini asked. But—

“Is there any other way? Since Yuuji isn’t here, we’ll have to bite the bullet and go anyway.”

Even if we have faith in that absent bastard, it won’t change anything. We’re going there without a plan, and even if we don’t have confidence that we can successfully provoke her, we can only take the plunge.

“I’d agree. At this moment, we have no way back.”

There’s not even five minutes left; we have to get ready soon.

“Anyway, only the three of us and Minami who are going, right?

“No, Muttsurini should be positioned somewhere unnoticed. The reason I told Shimizu was ‘we’d like to apologize about the stealing issue’, so their class rep Hiraga and the girls representative should be there to accompany her. That’s why I think we should send the same number of people as them.”

I see. If we are to discuss about the stealing incident, Hiraga-kun, the class rep of Class D, and Shimizu-san, who is at least looking angry, will attend. If the provocation can go smoothly, maybe she’ll declare war on us there and then.

“I know. We’ll just forget about the apology that we’re going to give, then try our best to provoke them.”

“That’s right, our target is not only Class D’s rep Hiraga. We must try to put in more effort to provoke Shimizu. All the decision-making in Class D right now can be considered to be in Shimizu’s hands.”

“……The guys don’t even have the right to speak.”

From Muttsurini’s scouting, we noticed that the boys of Class D are always ignored, and the girls of Class D follow Shimizu-san’s lead. Thus, the key to this battle is Shimizu-san.

“Good, we must piss off Shimizu-san!”

“I’d understand.”

“……(nods)”

And so, the negotiation that is crucial to our class’ fate is getting closer by the second without Yuuji’s presence.

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