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Yacchimaina! (tear the bitch apart)[1][edit]

Yeah, I really want to say "Yacchimaina!", Lucy Liu.

But for me, whenever I hear "Yacchimaina!", it's Kill Bill. I see, so Tachibana-san (立花さん) or maybe Tachibana-san (橘さん) was LOREM Ishii's[2] trusty subordinate, so Kill Bill. And ROLLING STONE (the name is different!) is the Japanese subordinate who got commanded to "take care of Tachibana!", so Kill Bill. Ah, the misunderstood Kill Bill.

So the concept (is there one?) of this book in this MA pause before the end was " There's no H, no content, no nothing!" that's why the title is "Yacchimaina!" which I turned into "Tachibana"[3], so Kill Bill. But unlike what I expected, or should I say as usual; I had nothing but dirty jokes left, and this is the result, so Kill Bill....

The reason why I keep saying kill bill, kill bill, is because in my head that means (laughs). That's right: "laughter" between parentheses. But I'm sure the director never wanted something like that, so let's stop it.

So 2003 will be ending in a few days, and the films that are left are "CALL" and "MYSTIC RIVER" ( by chance they're both Kevin Bacon movies. I love Kevin Bacon.) which apparently are really good in content, but unless something extraordinarily happens to change this, Takabayashi's 2003 number one film will continue to be "Equilibrium".....[4] . "The Last Samurai" turned out to be exactly what I expected, and I also thought that "The Two Towers" was really good. However for some reason the CHEAP futuristic society vibe of Equilibrium, the dystopia, the Gun kata[5], the way they portrayed the heroine, the KEY PERSON, and the dog (woof, woof! Doggy! Doggy!) and also the music and everything else was really good.

I bought the DVD on the first day it was out for sale, but since there was no soundtrack I bought the soundtrack of " Pirates...", a movie directed by Klaus Badelt. Then I also bought the DVD of "Time Machine" which was about 1500 yen, (this one also directed by Klaus Badelt.)

What is the point that they were making in Equilibrium? So I was thinking " if this was me", and came up with other alternatives. If it was you, how would you hide the EC10[6]? Where would you hide it? How would you stop taking the Prozium II[7] ? Could you die for your feelings? (that's probably impossible) And that sort of stuff. So the movie was making you think" Can I living in a peaceful reality with this freedom?" rather than "Do I have to put myself through this boring reality?"

There were many parts that made me cry. VIVA freedom of expression!

I think that this movie is more about "A peaceful society that gets to control your own emotions" than "War is better than losing your emotion". But it was very serious about it, nothing informal, and the Gun kata was a good way to do that.

Now this may have nothing to do with it, but the other time when I had a drunken phone conversation (the one who was drunk was only me) I went: "When I visualize the music, I can see Hanz Zimmer or Klaus Badelt" and cackled. No, well, it's because I was drunk. Even better yet, when I hear older brother Mizuki Ichiro's theme song[8] and I hear him yelling "justice" or "punishment" I've said this already, right? That is pretty much GEG. But that's when I'm sober. Sometimes I have those dreams. Sometimes.


So now I remembered GEG. The other day (I keep saying the other day, the other day) there was the recording of a CD. I'm sure that this won't be written about anywhere else, so I'm going to write it here. It seems this happened last year after the X-MAS CD, too. Once they were done, all the seiyuus were asked what they thought and each and every one of them said " ..... Günter.... " , " How can I say this... Günter...." . I-Is that really so? Isn't it awesome, gyugyugyu[9]. Later with "Anissina's Lab (shortened)"[10] according to GEG they said" What in the world did they asked Akio Ootsuka to do....?" Ah, secretly, they were saying it secretly. In regards to that ultra luxurious cast: Actually I don't know anything about recent animes. Furthermore, inside my head, I've never imagined the voices that the characters would have. I only know the seiyuus used to dub foreign movies or dramas. (from here on the letters are hidden) " The Second Son was at first Keanu. But recently he doesn't have the Chocolate sellsman Reeves mental image"[11] (from now he'll be more like Bale in Reign of Fire[12])

And I went ahead and said "Macho feels like Dr. Kovac[13]". G-san was the first reader for Gyu, and M-san sounded more like the oldest son . Then there were the opinions from the production side, but is it okay ?.... To have that ultra-luxurious casting that's going to go to waste? I'm thinking about who would be good for Murata. I thought about it really hard and couldn't come to a conclusion. What sort of voice would Muraken have? Then what about Josak? What about the Kumahachis'.... NOGISU? Well, since the Kumahachi don't appear in the CD then it's fine.

Uhm... it seems that I reached the last page.... but even so, I'm going to write here. Although, I'm starting a few hours too late!? I wonder if it'll be published... that book. It feels like it won't happen..... But, this year only has two days left, so I'm going to keep writing on the schedule for next year. But the schedule for next year .... is undecided! The end. No, not really.

In the main novels there will be a development that's sort of "Something so stupid !?" I think maybe, everyone will say "Something so stupid !?" . No matter how favorably I try to see it this is "Something so stupid !?"[14]. Having said that, I've decided that the next book that will be published in Bunko (it should be published any moment now), won't have the "Ma! tsuku" included. And maybe the one after that (will there be one?), and the one after that (will there be one?), and everything that I publish next year won't have the " Ma! tsuku". Well, but it's still maruma. I was thinking about taking this opportunity to change the title pattern, with a new development (is it?). Something like trying to start a Second Season? Wait... is this the second? Third? A short stop or a catcher? I don't know anymore. At any rate, the "MA" doujinshi activity will have to be paused. Ah, this innocent free distribution is fun. But if I keep this up, I won't be able to write the main. And this might be the last ultra-short piece. I really want to thank everyone who was with me during this two and a half year long relationship. Thank you very much to everyone who will see that "Something so stupid !?" development in the main novels and the "GEG this is really giving us figures in black in our balance, huh?" CD .

That's it for now everyone, Happy New Year!



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References[edit]

  1. What Lucy Liu's character, O-Ren Ishii, says in Kill Bill (tear the bitch apart). As you can imagine, the original in Japanese doesn't contain any profanities, it's just a "go take care of her" kind of phrase.
  2. She's messing around with the names of the characters of Kill Bill . As far as I could understand Tachibana is the Bride, Lorem Ishii is o-ren Ishi, and ROLLING STONE is Gogo.
  3. Because they sound similar.
  4. She used the Japanese title for the movie which is "Rebellion"
  5. Gun kata is a fictional gun-wielding martial art discipline in the movie
  6. Reference to the drug in equilibrium
  7. Chemical element number 66.
  8. This song: http://www.nicozon.net/watch/sm8398017
  9. Onomatopoeia of someone severely criticizing you.
  10. CD3 , track 11
  11. She's talking about the novels and Conrad's personality.
  12. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_of_Fire_(film)
  13. Adalbert's voice actor Masaki Terasoma dubbed Luka Kovac of the series ER in Japanese
  14. Dj. published on 29.12.2003. But she's talking about the beginning of the Seisakoku arc.