Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 5 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #5: Uncle's Return ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNOIYojzNho''


(School bell rings, door opens)

'''Chitanda Eru:''' (Running) Oreki-san! This is serious!

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' What's with your facial expression, Chitanda?

'''Chitanda:''' My uncle...... Sekitani Jun...... is alive!

'''Oreki:''' What?

'''Chitanda:''' We received a notice from the embassy in India. He was found in the backwoods of Bengal, and was sent back to Japan!

'''Oreki:''' Well, isn't that great?

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, but......

'''Oreki:''' He's fine, right? Aren't you happy?

'''Chitanda:''' Of course I'm happy, but a letter from my uncle also arrived......

'''Oreki:''' Oh.

'''Chitanda:''' It says that he wants to observe the state of the Classics Club as an old boy, since it was a long time since he was here.

'''Oreki:''' You mean he's coming?

'''Chitanda:''' Yes. According to the letter, it's exactly today......

'''Sekitani Jun:''' Hey! Is this the club room of the Classics Club? (Walks forward) Oh? Haha! What is this? A boy-girl pair in a secluded room after school. Haha! Seems like I'm intruding, aren't I?

'''Oreki:''' Eh? Who's this? What?

'''Chitanda:''' Huh...... Uncle!

'''Sekitani:''' Yes, I'm an uncle, Sekitani Jun. 

'''Oreki:''' Ehhhhhh?!

'''Sekitani:''' "Jun" as in "innocence"<ref>Here Sekitani Jun is describing how to write his name. Jun is 純　from 純情 (innocence).</ref>, Sekitani Jun. Leaping through 45 years of time, I have dilatorily arrived! Hah! Classics Club, I have returned! Sort of! Hahaha!

'''Oreki:''' Uwaaahhhh......

'''Chitanda:''' Uncle! You're really my uncle, right?

'''Sekitani:''' Of course! Ohhh! Eru-tan, long time no see!

'''Oreki:''' Eru-tan?!

'''Chitanda:''' Uncle! I missed you!

'''Sekitani:''' Eru, you've grown! The last time I saw you, you were just a pleasant elementary school student! To see you mature so much, I'm really disappointed.

'''Oreki:''' Aren't you supposed to be happy?!

'''Sekitani:''' Just kidding! Well, you know, I'm obviously happy to see that my niece has grown up to be a woman with long black hair and huge breasts!

'''Oreki:''' Terrible. He's terrible in every sense of the word!

'''Sekitani:''' Anyway, who's this young lad who's been mumbling away to himself this whole time?

'''Chitanda:''' He is Oreki Houtarou. He is the one who helped me decipher the meaning of Hyouka that you left behind.

'''Sekitani:''' What? He did?!

'''Oreki:''' Yeah, sort of.

'''Sekitani:''' Don't fool around! I won't approve of your relationship with Eru!

'''Oreki:''' Were you even listening?!

'''Sekitani:''' Look in the mirror! Your face is like that of the sleepy-looking protagonist with half-closed eyes, who acts cool with phrases like "Good grief" and monopolizes every girl around!

'''Oreki:''' What's with that prejudiced view?

'''Sekitani:''' Look, I know how it is! I won't be fooled!

'''Oreki:''' Oi, Chitanda. Are you sure this old guy is really Sekitani Jun?

'''Chitanda:''' He's supposed to be, but I somehow remember him as a more docile person......

'''Sekitani:''' Ah, what's with that attitude? You think that I'm just an imposter, don't you?

'''Chitanda:''' Ehh, well......

'''Oreki:''' You don't strike me as the type of person to hide your true thoughts with the title of "Hyouka".

'''Sekitani:''' Ah? Hyouka, huh. At that time, I seriously wanted to have some ice cream, so I somehow came up with that title.

'''Oreki:''' That's the truth behind it?!

'''Sekitani:''' Of course! It held such a deep meaning of wanting to eat ice cream from the bottom of my heart.

'''Chitanda:''' That's not deep at all.

'''Sekitani:''' Well, I was so weak to flattery back then! Being set up to be the leader of the student resistance, I was in high spirits! I couldn't get much school credits, so having to leave in the middle of a term was just a matter of time for me. In fact, I felt relieved when I was expelled.

'''Oreki:''' Uwaaahhh...... this is seriously messed up.

'''Chitanda:''' But then having to take responsibility for the fire at the Martial Arts Dojo is......

'''Sekitani:''' Oh. That fire, huh. It was a tragic accident, but there was nothing that could be done.

'''Chitanda:''' Uncle......

'''Sekitani:''' Because the person who started the fire was me.

'''Chitanda and Oreki:''' Whattt?!

'''Sekitani:''' Things were getting heated up that night. Hehe. There was someone I hated in the Judo club, so in the midst of the confusion...... ahh, it felt good, really.

'''Chitanda:''' That's awful, uncle! Then, why did you tell me that story when I was young?

'''Sekitani:''' That story?

'''Chitanda:''' When I asked what "Hyouka" meant, you told me to become stronger, and that if I was weak, there would come a time when I wouldn't even be able to scream.

'''Sekitani:''' Oh, I did, didn't I? Something along the lines of "You should scream when the time comes", wasn't it?

'''Chitanda:''' Hehhhh?!

'''Sekitani:''' Yep, that was it. Eru-tan, you should also be careful of this boy!

'''Oreki:''' You're even calling me a molester now?!

'''Chitanda:''' That's too awful......

(Sekitani laughs, while Chitanda cries)

'''Oreki:''' Ahhh, I don't know what the heck is going on...... Anyway, calm down, Chitanda!

(Sekitani continues laughing and Chitanda continues crying)


(Alarm rings)

'''Oreki:''' Uhh...... Hahhhh...... I had such a weird dream. Sekitani Jun as the arsonist...... That's just crazy......