Editing Hyouka:Drama CD 2 Track 5

== Prepare an Object Starting with "Ko" ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzQcyH4Vvck''


'''Fukube Satoshi:''' In other words, Houtarou, what you're saying is that the Juumoji Incident was foretold in "Ashes at Dusk", right?

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' Yeah. Satoshi, I think there's some meaning behind this incident.

'''Satoshi:''' I'll be going. I'm worried about Chitanda-san.

'''Oreki:''' I see. I'll leave it to you, then. I'm just going to take a further look at the stuff you lent me. Oh, Satoshi, help me tell Chitanda to prepare an object starting with [KO].

'''Satoshi:''' A bait to draw in the perpetrator, huh? I've thought about it already. We'll prepare some cosplay photos ([KO]SUPURE SHASHIN コスプレ写真).

'''Oreki:''' Thanks. Wait, what?!

'''Satoshi:''' Uhh, what?

'''Oreki:''' What did you just say?

'''Satoshi:''' Cosplay photos. Of Chitanda-san.

'''Oreki:''' How did you know?

'''Satoshi:''' A classmate who's in the Photography Club told me. Apparently she got some amazing pictures.

'''Oreki:''' You plan to use the photos as bait? 

'''Satoshi:''' Yup. Juumoji's final target will be the cosplay photos of the Chitanda family's young lady. Like this, we'll attract a lot of customers, right?

'''Oreki:''' (Nosebleeds) Chitanda wouldn't possibly agree to that, right?

'''Satoshi:''' If that would draw in sales of Hyouka, she would endure it. Also, we could make multiple copies of the photos and add them to Hyouka as a special service. One photo per volume. To complete the collection, one would have to buy at least four volumes.

'''Oreki:''' Uuhhhh...... this isn't related to Juumoji and is all towards the goal of selling all copies of Hyouka, but...... this is dirty. This is a really dirty sales tactic.

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, this is being done in almost every industry, though.

'''Oreki:''' Is that so? Then we have no choice...... No! We do have other options!

'''Satoshi:''' Huh?

'''Oreki:''' No! Rejected! I won't allow those photos to be exposed to the public!

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou?

'''Oreki:''' I-It's to do with the image of the Classics Club. Having our president do that...... dressing up as a cheerleader or maid...... we can't be so cheap!

'''Satoshi:''' Really?

'''Oreki:''' Yes, really! So no cosplay photos! Find something else! 

'''Satoshi:''' Erm...... but......

'''Oreki:''' In any case, we came out here saying that we had something obscene to talk about<ref>Refer to The Kudryavka Sequence, Chapter 5-1.</ref>. If we ask Chitanda about her cosplay photos, she would definitely misunderstand!

'''Satoshi:''' Well, I suppose.

'''Oreki:''' Isn't there anything else? Anything that starts with [KO].

'''Satoshi:''' Hmmmm...... [KO]...... [KO]...... Cossack dance ([KO]SAKKUDANSU コサックダンス).

'''Oreki:''' How would someone steal that?

'''Satoshi:''' Then, how about Cossack cavalry ([KO]SAKKU KIHEI コサック　騎兵)?

'''Oreki:''' And how exactly would someone steal that?

'''Satoshi:''' Combat Sambo<ref>A soviet martial art and combat sport. Sambo is an acronym that translates as "self-defense without weapons".</ref> ([KO]MANDO SANBO コマンド　サンボ).

'''Oreki:''' Stop talking about Russia!

'''Satoshi:''' Corsica Mafia ([KO]RUSHIKA MAFIA コルシカ　マフィア).

'''Oreki:''' As if that would be fine!

'''Satoshi:''' Combat armor ([KO]NBATTO ARUMAA 　コンバット　アーマ).

'''Oreki:''' Can you even see reality? <ref>The 1981 anime Fang of the Sun Dougram would end with this line on the next episode previews.</ref>

'''Satoshi:''' Komodo dragon ([KO]MODOO TOKAGE コモドー　トカゲ).

'''Oreki:''' Up till now, you haven't said anything that can be used.

'''Satoshi:''' Frilled lizard (ERIMAKI TOKAGE 襟巻　トカゲ).

'''Oreki:''' Stop talking about lizards! And where did the [KO] go?

'''Satoshi:''' You're being awfully noisy about this. Uhhh...... [KO] [KO] [KO] [KO] [KO]...... Côte d'Ivoire<ref>Ivory Coast.</ref> ([KO]OTOJIBOWAA[RU] コートジボワール)! [RU]!

'''Oreki:''' Eh?

'''Satoshi:''' [RU], [RU], [RU].

'''Oreki:''' [RU]...... Romania ([RU]MANI[A] ルマニア). [A]...... Wait, this isn't Shiritori<ref>Japanese word game in which the players are required to say a word which begins with the final sound of the previous word.</ref> (SHIRITORI JA NAI KA[RA] しりとり　じゃ　ない　から)!

'''Satoshi:''' [RA], [RA], [RA], [RA]?

'''Oreki:''' Ahhh, I said we aren't doing Shiritori! Think seriously!

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, don't ask me to do the impossible. If all that won't work, then all I can think of is the completed manuscript ([KO]URYOU GENKOU 校了原稿).

'''Oreki:''' Completed manuscript? Ahhh...... why didn't you say that in the first place!

== Translator's Notes and References ==

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