Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai: Volume 5 Teaser1

“Whoever thought this up this ride is god damn crazy die, die you damn shit, hentai, bastard roller coaster designer! Stop stop! Reverse the train! I am gonna kill you gonna kill you! Nonononono! Please stop! I am gonna die gonna die gonna die! Damn it! Me-Me-Meat you dumbass piece of meat! This is all your fault. God damn this is all your fault, if only you didn’t get the tickets. It is all your fault that there are so much shitty things in my life! It is all your fault that ** is not interested in me at all! I am gonna kill you, absolutely I am gonna kill you, grind you into a splat of grind meat, and turn you into Vienna sausages! Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die, damn you damn you damn you damn you damn you damn you damn damn you damn you damn you damn you damn you! Ah, ah, ah, no, I am gonna fall gonna fall gonna fall! Let me go let me go let me go nooooooooooooo! Ahhhgg, help me **daka (I didn’t hear her clearly) ahhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggg--------------------------------------------------------------!!” (Yozora)

“Don-don-don-don’t think that I will let you go after you put me through this. This hunk of metal is just a toy, it’s not safe it’s gonna kill us! You, this, this will really kill, stop this, please stop this thing, I am begging you please stop this, please let me go ahhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhhh-! So high so high so high high high! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo-------------------------! He, hey Yozora! Don’t sit beside me and curse at me at the same time! It’s scary! Very scary! Ahhhhhh, I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I apologize I apologize I apologize! Let me go let me go, I am gonna die gonna die. No, this is wrong. I am willing to do anything so please spare my life. If you want money I can give you as much as you want! You can do whatever you want with the other people, but please you must save me ah oh my god ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s gonna fall it’s gonna fall, Ko, Kodaka! Kodaka Kodaka Kodaka Kodaka ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh----------------------------------------------!” (Sena)

“Ah-----------! Yozora you lied to me again?! We are all going to die from this, you bunch of rotten oranges! Ahh-------------! Shit! Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit! Waht?! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?! Muwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?! Aha, aha, ahahahaha! Ahahahaha so high high high! Ahahahahahahahahaha---------------holy dog shit univer---------------------------su!!” (Maria, looking very excited)

“…..Kuku…Kukuku……Black Dragon, come…..take thine to the end of time and space……kukuku…kukkukuuuuuuuu…ugug, ug ku ku An chan, an uug ug, ug-don’t yell ‘shit hit’ that’s annoying you dog shit nun! Ah------------?! A, An chan ah, An chan where are you?! I said you are annoying shut up! An chan is gone?! An chan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg, fugyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooon!” (Kobato, crying)

“Śāriputra, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form. Form itself is emptiness, and emptiness itself is form. Sensation, conception, synthesis, and discrimination are also such as this. Śāriputra, all phenomena are empty: they are neither created nor destroyed, neither defiled nor pure, and they neither increase nor diminish. This is because in emptiness there is no form, sensation, conception, synthesis, or discrimination. There are no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or thoughts………” (Yukimura’s voice is as passive as ever. I think he is chanting the Buddhist Heart Sutra. But really, being stuck here and hearing a voice coming from behind me chanting Buddhist mantra- this is really really freaky! Stop doing that!)

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*Snap*

“………………Fuck”

“Fuck, fuck, fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck……! Gravity you fucking dog shit…..! I see. As long as it’s an object, you gravity will fucking suck it, you damn bitch! Gravity you damn horny bitch. How lecherous are you gonna get, gravity, fucking shit……! Ha! Earth you god damn materialistic lusty whore, look at your obscene in-heat dog face! Gravity you damn whore. Newtonian physic you damn slut! Yes Isaac you son of a bitch little bastard. After your old man fucked that rotten apple juice filled horny apply pussy, you were fucking born from the leftover semen! Special relativity you fucking phimosis bastard! Einstein you impotence old geezer! What, you got something to say?! If you do then fucking rise that thingy of yours! Cum faster than the speed of light! A pig that can travel through time is just a shitty premature ejaculated piece of shit bastard! Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking universe ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaa Rika has gone crazy---------------?!”