Editing User:IamtheEggWalrus

Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully.

I won't bore you with all the details, since I know you're all very busy people. My full name is ♦♥♪∞?!, and I advise you to remember it well. During my downtime as a brilliant scientist, I've taken the liberty to cleanse the world of all it's impurities, no matter how small they appear. As a linguist fluent in English and Spanish jargon, I also take great pleasure in making lines of dialogue not scratch the walls of a pristine chalkboard embedded in your brain. Certain written lines sound better when you're not hearing them, so let me provide a second opinion when the syntax doesn't connect seamlessly. I'll try not to abuse my powers as an editor, but I'll always change grammatical snafus whenever they're apparent.

The Egg Wiki is the greatest source for all your grammatical concerns. All shall bow before its perfection. Long live the Eggman Empire!