Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 9

== Impossible Intermission #9: Hongou's Learning Materials ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxrho9tokuU''


'''Fukube Satoshi:''' Anyway, we'll be consulting Haba-senpai, who is also investigating this case.

'''Chitanda Eru:''' Thank you in advance, Haba-senpai!

'''Haba Tomohiro:''' Ah, I heard that you guys are quite good with mysteries."

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' No, we're not that proficient.

'''Haba:''' Well, if you consider mystery to be a battle between the reader and writer, Hongou's amateur hand is a little lacking.

'''Ibara Mayaka:''' Is Hongou-san not proficient with mysteries?

'''Haba:''' Yeah, take a look at the learning materials that Hongou left with us.

'''Chitanda:''' Ah! There's so many different books! Hongou-san appreciated the literature while doing research, huh.

'''Oreki:''' This is...... Holmes, huh.

'''Satoshi:''' Ahh, the Nobahara translated version... And it's the new edition as well.

'''Mayaka:''' So she thought to study mystery through Holmes?

'''Haba:''' I wish she only studied Holmes. There were many others. She even read and watched unnecessary material.

'''Chitanda:''' You're right. There is even a Sherlock Holmes movie.

'''Satoshi:''' Ah, Granada TV's Sherlock Holmes? It's a masterpiece of a drama series. It would serve as a pretty good reference, then.

'''Chitanda:''' No, it's the anime with Holmes as a dog.<ref>Refers to Sherlock Hound, a 1984 anime series.</ref>

'''Satoshi:''' Ohh...... That doesn't count as material. I mean, it is a masterpiece, but......

'''Mayaka:''' The one where Mrs. Hudson played a big role, right? The one with car chases and gunfights?

'''Oreki:''' That's Sherlock Holmes?

'''Satoshi:''' Well, sort of...... it is a masterpiece in its own way.

'''Haba:''' "We're making a movie, so some video material would be good." Well, that's what she said.

'''Oreki:''' Did you recommend anything for her, Senpai?

'''Haba:''' Yup. I recommended "Murder on the Orient Express".

'''Mayaka:''' Eh? But the videos here are on the Siberian Express.

'''Satoshi:''' SibeEx<ref>Short form of Siberian Express</ref>??!!

'''Haba:''' Well, it's also set on a railroad, so they're about the same, right?

'''Satoshi:''' That's the only similarity they have!

'''Mayaka:''' It can't be counted as reference material!

'''Oreki:''' Oh, really?

'''Mayaka:''' It's a synonym for <nowiki>~~~</nowiki><ref>I'm not really sure, but I think the bleeped-out word is "shit"</ref>.

'''Chitanda:''' And it's in a DVD Box, too! I curious as to whether she really watched everything.

'''Satoshi:''' It's impossible! SibeEx is famous for being so <nowiki>~~~</nowiki><ref>Not sure what the bleeped words are this time.</ref> that it can destroy your health! It's the legendary <nowiki>~~~</nowiki><ref>I believe the bleeped word here is "trash"</ref> film!

'''Chitanda:''' Could it be that Hongou-san watched this until she collapsed?

'''Mayaka:''' The chance of that happening is...... undeniable.

'''Oreki:''' Is it really that amazing, that SibeEx?

'''Satoshi:''' Yeah, it really is.

'''Haba:''' I kind of like it, though.

'''Satoshi:''' A weirdo has appeared!

'''Haba:''' Ahahaha! Don't praise me so.

'''Satoshi:''' That wasn't even meant as praise!

'''Chitanda:''' There's also a lot of manga. Many of them are old, but...... um...... "Magazine Mystery Reportage", or abbrievated as "MMR"?

'''Satoshi:''' Wh-What did you say?!

'''Mayaka:''' The title does contain the word "mystery", but you can't get anything out of that!

'''Haba:''' That's not true. That's what I recommended.

'''Satoshi:''' But, senpai, it's weird to recommend that.

'''Haba:''' What are you talking about? It's a masterpiece.

'''Satoshi:''' I can't deny that, but......

'''Oreki:''' Then, surely you can assent to Hongou-san using it as material.

'''Satoshi:''' No, Houtarou, it has the numbers "666" in its barcode, and the descendants of <nowiki>~~~</nowiki><ref>Don't know about this one too.</ref> keep causing abnormal weather conditions with their fengshui!<ref>Chinese philosophical system of harmonizing everyone with the surrounding environment.</ref>

'''Oreki:''' Satoshi, are you alright?

'''Satoshi:''' Yeah, with the power of the first draft.

'''Oreki:''' I understand that you are anything but alright.

'''Mayaka:''' In any case, if you want to refer to manga and film, aren't there major ones that are being serialized now? I mean, there's that detective boy with the glasses and skateboard.

'''Oreki:''' Ah, the one who says, "There is always only one truth."

'''Haba:''' Hongou should have seen that one too. Look over there.

'''Chitanda:''' Ah, there it is! "Conan the Barbarian", starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'''Satoshi:''' What, is this the Countryside Club??!

'''Oreki:''' Well, Conan is Conan, right?

'''Chitanda:''' It seems to be a foreign fantasy film at first glance, but is this in the detective genre?

'''Satoshi:''' Even at first glance, it obviously isn't! It's about a man who becomes the king of Cimmeria while clad in only one pair of leather underpants.

'''Mayaka:''' Well, the young Schwarz-chan's macho body...... with his rippling muscles, I think he's a kind of mystery too! (Swallows saliva)

'''Satoshi:''' Ma, Mayaka......

'''Mayaka:''' Ah, sorry.

'''Haba:''' Rippling muscles...... (Swallows saliva)

'''Satoshi:''' Hana-senpai?!

'''Haba:''' Ah, sorry.

'''Satoshi:''' Don't blush like that!

'''Mayaka:''' Uwah, gross.

'''Oreki:''' You're not in a position to say that.

'''Mayaka:''' Fine.

'''Oreki:''' So, what should we do?

'''Chitanda:''' Anyway, now we know Hongou-san's learning materials. Based on all this, let us form conjectures on the script!

'''Satoshi:''' Is that even possible?!

'''Haba:''' You could try.

'''Satoshi:''' Nope, not even trying. It's impossible.

'''Oreki:''' Alright! Let's do this!

'''Satoshi:''' Why are you saying that here?!

== Translator's Notes and References ==

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