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Celty: (Crap... I forgot to record today's 'Discovering the Wonders of the World'. Will I make it in time if I head back now? 

...I'll have to hurry.)
* Discovering the Wonders of the World: Sekai Fushigi Hakken, http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%97%A5%E7%AB%8B_%E4%B8%96%E7%

95%8C%E3%83%BB%E3%81%B5%E3%81%97%E3%81%8E%E7%99%BA%E8%A6%8B!

Celty: (Even so--- The streets today are pretty calm too.)

Celty: (As I thought, I feel most at ease with an everyday life where there's nothing strange going on. I really envy those 

students I passed by a moment ago.)

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Karisawa: "Oh my, Izaya and Shizuo are making a ruckus again."
Kadora: "It's normal. Right, Yumasaki?"
Yumasaki: "Woah, 's the BLACK BIKE. S'got a pretty cool style of running, doesn't it? S' not human. It's gotta be CG. Else 

s'a ghost or sumthin."
* CG: computer graphics, i.e. computer generated images/clips.
Kadota: "You're not listening."
Yumasaki: "Aaah, if I ever see a ghost, it's gotta be a hottie, duncha think? Doesn't matter if it's a haunting spirit or an 

earth-bound spirit."
* Haunting spirit: haigorei (lit: spirit that follows behind), can be benevolent or malevolent.
* Earth-bound spirit: jibakurei, as the name suggests, a spirit bound to a certain place.
Karisawa: "Astral? Lightning? Dengeki? DENGEKI BUNKO?"
* Dengeki: lightning strike
* Dengeki Bunko: publishing house of Dulalala
Kadota: "Guys... Ahh, they're hopeless... They've drifted off in a world of their own."
Karisawa: "Ah, come ta think of it, Dota-chin, d'ya know? Dengeki Bunko, those numbers written at the bottom of the back of 

their book covers, what do those mean?"
Kadota: "AS IF I CARE. ...Hey, they're starting."

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Izaya: "I'm begging you, Shizu-chan."
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "My knife has already stabbed you in the stomach, so won't you show a little pain?"
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "And also, I wanted to carve out Shizu-chan's innards, so I thrust pretty hard, so why won't the knife go in deeper 

than 5 millimeters? What are your abdominal muscles made out of?"
Shizuo: "..."
Izaya: "That coffee lounge signboard Shizu-chan is holding right now with one hand, do you know how many kilos it weighs? 

We're both grown men, so let's behave with some common sense... 'kay?"
Shizuo: "...If we're talkin' common sense, you'll die if I hit you with this, right? ---So DIE."

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Izaya: (Ah, I'm screwed if I don't run away now, aren't I? ...I really can't handle him*. I can't even read what move he'll 

make next. What was I thinking, kicking up such a ruckus?)
* it has the double meaning of being bad at handling something, as well as disliking something.

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Shizuo: (KILL kill kill kill kill BUTCHER him SMASH him KICK him / CHOP him COOK him ROAST him STAB him PUMMEL HIM TO DEATH / 

MURDER him CRUSH him GRIND him CUT him into a THOUSAND PIECES, / ALIVE or dead, no, KILL him COMPLETELY and ABSOLUTELY and 

PAINFULLY and FULLY kill kill kill, kill kill...)

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Shinra: (Aah--- it's warping.)
Shinra: (This city is warping again today.)
Shinra: (It's such a nice feeling, isn't it--- / Aah, more, won't it warp even further? / The surface and inside of the 

world, day and night, reality and illusion---)
Shinra: (And then my and her existences will meld together... So we'll never be apart ever again-------)