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===Gwendal•Josak ===


"Oh, Gurrier? You're late. You need to show up as soon as you get the message... well, whatever. Come over here. No, you don't need to sit down, stand over there. I don't want to talk too long so I'll make it quick, I've made a new military rule. Mainly for you. This is the document.... I'll read it for you. Shin Makoku military personnel must maintain appropriate appearance at bedtime. What? In simpler terms?

To put it simply, this is what it says.

Good boys must put on night clothes and then go to sleep.

In other words, stop sleeping naked. What is it? Did I know about it? Of course I knew about it. All right, at ease... waitwaitwait that's not what I mean, huh...? No, spraying a perfume called 'Let's sleep No. 5' doesn't count as putting on night wear!?

For starters, a warrior should never relax.

Even if you're sleeping, if there's an emergency you'll need to rush to it, right?

At a time like that, if you were to appear naked at the scene, not only the female soldiers, but also your colleagues and superiors would lose their fighting spirit... or rather, it would be unpleasant. Personally I wouldn't care one way or the other.

What? What do I think about rushing to scene while wearing fluttering night clothes? How rude, I don't flutter. And no! I'm not wearing animal onesies as night wear anymore!
Anyway, anyway. Follow the new military rule and stop sleeping naked. At any rate if you sleep like that in the cold weather, you'll wake up with a cold belly the next day.

Hn? What is it? Who gave me that information...? No, it was neither number 1 "the most important person in the country", nor number 2 "my younger brother". And it absolutely didn't come from number 3, "the red person". It also didn't come from someone 'tipping me off'. Why did I make such a military rule? Put your hand on your chest and think about it.... Gurrier... don't get fascinated by your own pectoral muscles!

Listen, why don't you tell me why I had to make this stupid rule for one of my subordinates? What did you do on your last off-duty night!?

You wouldn't remember, well you got drunk after drinking tons of alcohol and after walking around the streets wearing something odd, you crashed uninvited into the new recruits dormitory and slept there until the sky was white.

And with your lower half exposed! And after that, I wonder if you bastard can remember what happened after you woke up, you tumbled towards Anissina while she was in the middle of an experiment, this time with your upper half exposed as well!

What a reckless conduct! I don't want to hear excuses about wearing 'Let's sleep No.5'. Now Anissina is making something terrible. She's developing an underwear that can never be taken off for the rest of ones life. The string part looks like a puzzle ring.... After such a terrible outcome, I had to make a night rule for the soldiers.

What did you say?

That you didn't interrupt a red experiment, that you were just trying to visit your superior with a bottle of alcohol... and that Anissina wasn't in my room at midnight for an experiment but something else... no, I'm not tearing up!

At any rate, Gurrier, when you go to sleep, dress properly. So that there's no danger that in a drunken course of events you will display obscene parts of yourself to Anissina and me. What is it? Do you want to say something? What...? That you... weren't actually... drunk............ It's good that you're here Gurrier, because I am lacking some information about resource development."






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