Editing HEAVY OBJECT:Volume16 Chapter 2 (section)

===Part 1===

Hi, everyone! It’s Monica, the battlefield idol reporter who can both sing and kill.

Am I ready to go?

No, not really.

So Quensette, huh? Did you see the search engine’s trending terms? That legendary maid is right there at #1. Why must that demon in a maid uniform always go viral and stand in my way? Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Oh, yes, yes.

I’ll do it! I’ll do it, okay!?

Ahem. Today I’m in the Hawaii District which is effectively controlled by the Capitalist Corporations. Aloha! It’s technically a neutral blank zone, so it’s full of tourists from all four world powers.

The Hawaii District has long been an important point in the ocean and they say whoever controls Hawaii controls the Pacific as a whole.

But not all islands are the same, so people will focus on them for different reasons. Some have the fresh water and crop land needed to be self-sufficient and some are a waypoint along several different ocean currents. And while Guam and Hawaii get all the attention, why were Easter Island and its Moai dropped from the front line of history despite being in the Pacific too? Pursue that question and you might just realize what it means to be an important point in the ocean. If you’re interested, tune into Channel 2929.

Hmm, how was that for a rehearsal run?

4 minutes 30 seconds? Ugh, this is a 5 minute section, right? Wahhh, it’s way too short.

I can’t do this. The human body isn’t made to function without carbs. I can’t do anything without some foooood!! Assistant director, do a search and find somewhere nearby with good loco moco!

Eh? That was good?

Wait, wait, wait, wait!! Wait just a second!! I don’t like the looks of that smile!! You had better use a different take! I can’t let everyone see me looking so unprofessional!!!!!!