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===Track list ===
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01. Maou in Wonderland<br/>
02.Cast Talk<br/>

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Yuuri: Monthly Asuka presents, an original work by Takabayashi Tomo, Maruma Cd Special Drama CD Maou in Wonderland .


FX: *birds chirp*

Yuuri:*waking up* Ung. Ngh.. Why is my ceiling the sky? Did my roof break? Ah?  Has my bed always been of grass? * sits up* No way! Where am I? *birds chirp* What is this grassland? Yesterday I was sleeping in my own bedroom in the Blood Pledge Castle. I don't think ... it could have been a severe case of sleepwalking, and then I study toured to the world while sleeping? But really, where am I?  There's nothing that I recognize nor people! Am I dreaming? If this was reality, I'd be in my bed, sound asleep. That means that if I pinch my cheeks.. *pinches cheeks*..ouch ouch.. I can't wake up! Eh? ... *walks* Yoho! Hello?! Is there anyone there? 

Wolfram : Stop talking, you're being loud, Yuuri!

Yuuri: That voice, that's Wolfram?

Wolfram: Yes. You've been talking to yourself for a while now. Why don't you calm down?

Yuuri: Say... I can hear your voice but I can't see you. Where are you?

Wolfram: Here. *jumps out*

Yuuri: Wah! You scared me! Why did you jump like that? 

Wolfram: Because I was inside a hole.

Yuuri: A hole? *walks to the hole, wind comes out of it* Ah, you're right. It's quite deep. What is this? A pitfall? Why were you in there? 

Wolfram: That's what I'd like to know! When I woke up I was inside that hole.

Yuuri: Well, since you toss around when you sleep, that's probably why you ended up there.

Wolfram: It's not a matter of tossing around while one sleeps! This is... a conspiracy!

FX:*thunder*

Yuuri: Uhm.. well anyways, this is really difficult to ask but... is that outfit you're wearing part of the conspiracy as well?

Wolfram: Outfit? Ahh these clothes..*gets dust off them* These certainly do not belong to me, but such white clothes .... they've gotten really dirty, haven't they?
 
Yuuri: Yeah, THAT's not the problem. The ears. The ears! If this is a hobby of yours, I'm not going to say anything else, but... 

Wolfram: Ears? *touches his ears three times* WAH?! WHAT IS THIS?! Yuuri help me, my ears...! 

Yuuri: Yep.

Wolfram: They've gotten longer and hairy!

Yuuri: That's why I asked you why you put on those rabbit ears?! But you know, those ears are really well done, how do you make them twitch like that?

Wolfram: You're wrong! *twitch twitch* These are my real ears! Agh... I thought that I could hear farther away , but WHAT ARE THESE THINGS!?

Yuuri: What? For real? Awesome, let me touch! *touches 11 times while saying the following* Ah.. ha! They're warm... Wah! The fur is all fuzzy and smooth to the touch.

Wolfram: Idiot! Don't stroke them like that... it tickles!

Yuuri: Ah, sorry, sorry. It's just that they were soft... Ah, that's right! There was a rabbit in that hole, that you just jumped out of!

Wolfram: What color are they? 

Yuuri: Eh?

Wolfram: I want you to tell me what color my ears are! Don't tell me that they are peach colored? 

Yuuri: No, they're white...

Wolfram: Wah! Thank goodness...At least I'm not a peach ears...

Yuuri: Peach... what?

Wolfram:(momo-mimi) Peach ears. It's a name given to a type of rabbit, their cry is the worst in the world.

Yuuri: Say... that's what you had a problem with? You don't have a problem with being a real-bunny-chan?

Wolfram: If I think about it, it shouldn't be so strange for you, since you have those ears.

Yuuri: Eh! *Yuuri touches his ears* My normal ears have disappeared! *touches 5 more times* WAH! What I thought was just bedhead were actually ears?! 

Wolfram: Yes, they're ears.

Yuuri: No way! Why?! What kind of animal am I?

Wolfram: Well it's difficult to say because you only changed half-way through, but... I guess it would be a cat.

Yuuri: I have cat ears! 

Wolfram: And they're the same color as your hair.

Yuuri: Ah... Why do I have to look like such a weird thing? 

Wolfram: As I thought.. this is definitely a conspiracy!

Yuuri: Who would be happy with rabbit and cat ears? This sounds like something that my big brother would want.

Wolfram: The mastermind is your brother?!

Yuuri: No, he's just a dating sim otaku.

Wolfram: Then who in the world could...!?

Voice: That is something I can explain! 

Yuuri: That voice belongs to... CONRAD?! 

Wolfram: Where are you? You sound like you're far away! 

Conrad: I'm at the foot of the hill. Ah... don't you dare spying, your Majesty. I'll just talk from here.

Yuuri: Eh? Why? I'll get worried if I can't see you. Come over here.

Conrad: I'd want to do that, but I have a bit of a luggage, so for now I'll just stay here. 

Wolfram: If you need help carrying the luggage I can go over there and give you a hand.

Conrad: No, that's fine. You stay there with His Majesty.

Yuuri: What are you talking about? Hurry up and come here. If you're worried about having changed shape, don't worry, the same thing happened to us! 

Conrad:*silence* Alright, I get it. But no matter what happens, please don't get scared.

Wolfram: What is he talking about?

FX: *Conrad walks towards them*

Yuuri: Yeah, I mean, for example you look like a solo comedian (comedians usually work in pairs in Japan ) and I'm not.... sca.. re...d... 

Conrad: I'm sorry for keeping you waiting 

FX: * ominous music*

Yuuri: WAHHHHHH?!!

Wolfram: Conrad, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT!?

Conrad: That's why I told you not to get scared.

Yuuri: I'm scared! Why are you wearing that frilly cute apron-dress?! No way Conrad, could it be that you began to like the same hobby as Josak? Or maybe you've liked doing this all along and just kept it hidden from me! 

Conrad: It's a misunderstanding! I'm not wearing this blue apron-dress out of my own will.

Yuuri: If it's not because you want to wear it, why is it? A punishment-game? But, I'm sorry, I'm not the type to watch such punishment-games...

Conrad: Your Majesty, calm down. There are serious circumstances behind this.

Yuuri*crying*: What circumstances?!

Wolfram: There are no circumstances where something like this would be allowed! 

Conrad *coughs* I'm Alice.

Yuuri: Huh?

Conrad: Alice in Wonderland.  I figured it out when I woke up by the pond and saw that I looked like this. Then I was sure after seeing Wolfram looking like that. 

Yuuri: What do you mean?

Wolfram: What about me?

Conrad: His Majesty knows this too, right? The one that makes Alice get lost and get to the Wonderland is a white rabbit.

Yuuri: Ah, the rabbit that is late and keeps looking at his watch?

Conrad: Inside the pocket of that white suit, don't you have a pocket watch?

Wolfram: *pulls something out* Ah... you're right!

Yuuri: I've been thinking about that story lately... 

Wolfram: If this Alice is a story about a girl, maybe you told it to Greta? 

Yuuri: That's it! Since Greta is about the same age as the main character...

Wolfram: But I've never heard about that story. 

Yuuri: Ah.. it's my mom's favorite book. She used to read it to me when I was a kid, and since many times I used to fall as sleep half-way through, I don't remember the ending all that well. 

Conrad: Ah, that's why I was called this evening. I've heard all the details about this book. 

Yuuri: Where?

Conrad: In Anissina's laboratory.

Wolfram: Why did you go to such a place? Have you seen how big brother Gwendal looks like?!

Conrad: I was careless. But the first thing that happened was that Greta came to my room. When I understood where this research was going, I realized I had made a mistake. But since I don't have any maryoku, I didn't think it would be such a big mess.

Yuuri: And then? How did you end up in this real-life cosplay?

Conrad: Ah, sorry. Summing up, since Greta wanted to experience a journey like Alice's, Anissina put all the information of the Alice in Wonderland book in a sleep-learning machine, so that Greta could experience a reproduction of Alice's story in her dreams. Then, bringing that equipment with us, Greta and I went back to Yuuri's room but...

Wolfram: But...?

Conrad: Greta falls asleep quickly doesn't she? And on the bed, Yuuri and Wolfram were sound asleep, and I had been teaching how to fight with swords at the barracks since morning so I was overcome by sleep.

Yuuri: You fell asleep.

Conrad: Yes. And after that, sadly, Anissina came rushing in, and said she had to use those who had already fallen asleep. I heard a part about how the combined maryoku of the room was too dangerous for Greta, but even so, I couldn't stay awake.

Wolfram: How could you have fallen asleep at such a time?! And you call yourself a soldier ?

Conrad: Even though all these loud things were happening next to you, you were snoring loudly and tossing in bed, and you are also a soldier like me...

Wolfram: Be quiet! 

Yuuri: I get it. In other words, this is Wonderland taking place inside a dream.

Conrad: And I took the place of Greta, and that's why I'm in this costume.

Wolfram: But, just whose dream is this?

Yuuri: Isn't it Conrad's? Because you're in Greta's place?

Conrad: Not really, guessing from what Anissina was saying, this is His Majesty's dream.

Yuuri: Mine?

Conrad: Since it's a piece of Ma-powered equipment, the one who can power it is the one with the strongest maryoku. That's the reason why this world looks so real and why we were pulled into this dream.

Wolfram: I see. So this is quite troublesome.

Conrad: Yes.

Yuuri: Eh? What? What? 

Wolfram: If it doesn't run out of fuel, the Ma-powered equipment won't stop. And your maryoku is the strongest. If it doesn't run out, we're going to be trapped in this dream forever.

Yuuri: EH?!

Conrad: Though, I think it sounds nice to have three people sleeping in a bed in eternal dream.

Wolfram: Stop messing around! If it was Yuuri it wouldn't be so bad, but to even have YOU here too, I might as well kill myself!

Conrad: That's my line! I don't want to die looking like this!

Yuuri: Ah certainly, since this is virtual reality, why don't you exchange clothes to lower the damage to your souls? 

Conrad: That's right! Wolfram, let's exchange clothes.

Wolfram: I refuse!!!

Yuuri: But isn't it good? If you exchange clothes you'll have room to spare. 

Wolfram: If you think it's so good, then you exchange clothes with him! 

Conrad: I'm OK with that too. 

Yuuri: I don't want to. Those clothes would never, never suit me as well as they'd suit Wolfram!

Wolfram: Do you want to start an argument with me?! They're blue clothes, which is your favorite color!

Yuuri: So what? Isn't your military uniform blue too?!  And besides Conrad won't fit in my clothes...

Wolfram: So that's the deal, you really dislike those clothes as much as I do, but what will you do then? Are you going to make Conrad take off all of his girl clothes?

Conrad: If His Majesty will allow it, I'm OK with that too.

Yuuri: No, no, no... NG (Not good), that's NG! That pathetic view would be a hit for the rest of us. You being naked would end up bringing damage to the rest of us, so no.

Conrad: What a pity.

Wolfram: In any case, Conrad, what is that piece of luggage?

Conrad: This basket? It seems like something that Alice would carry. There's a set to make tea, and sugar and what's this? A hand mirror, a drink and... Why is there a Bearbee mascot in here?

Yuuri: Greta's wishes might have mixed up a little. Ah.. I want to see Greta. I wonder how cute Greta would look in that Alice cosplay. Saying: " Father!" with the big frilly skirt. I can't ...I can't...

Wolfram: Hey, Yuuri! Don't make that stupid broad grin!

Conrad: Your Majesty! Your body is disappearing!

Yuuri: Eh? Hehehehe...

Wolfram: Why is this happening all of a sudden?! Hey Yuuri! Get a hold of yourself!

Yuuri: What are you talking about, I'm not the invisible man ... WHA, WHAT'S THIS?! My legs! My legs have disappeared?!

Wolfram: Yuuri~!

Conrad: I see! The Cheshire cat! 

Yuuri: Eh? What?

Conrad: Because of His Majesty's cat ears, you are the character which disappears whenever it starts smiling! You're that cat! 

Yuuri: I'm not smiling anymore, but I'm not returning to being myself! What will happen if I disappear?! 

Conrad: We don't know either!

Wolfram: WAHH! It spread all the way to his face! 

Yuuri: For real?! Wait, Conrad, there was a mirror in that basket, show me!

Conrad: This one?

Yuuri: Yes, that that! WAH! Since I don't have hands I can't hold the mirror!

Wolfram: I'll hold it for you! I'll hold it for you!

Conrad: Yuuri, can't you do something to come back? 

Yuuri: Even if you say that, what could I do? 

Voice: Come over here...

Wolfram: What is that voice? It's resounding in my head.

Conrad: It's in the mirror, this is ... THE MAOU! 

Ue-sama: Come over here, Yuuri! 

Yuuri: Who are you?! Wait, that's me?! What is this mirror?! It's weird!

Ue-sama: Come over here Shibuya Yuuri!

Yuuri *screams* I'm being sucked into it!

Conrad: Your Majesty!

Wolfram: Yuuri!

Yuuri: I , I... what did I do?! Why did you bring me here! Do you think it OK to treat me like this?!

Ue-sama: Yeah, it's fine!

Yuuri: How *censured* stupid are you?! *screams*




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