Editing Dokuro-chan:Volume1 Chapter2 (section)

=== 2 ===

“Don’t do it, Sakura-kun! You must not do that!” 

Out of the blue, a male voice that was as coarse as a crow’s shriek sounded across the room that is six tatami big. 

I maintained the squatting “Ready----!” posture that one would have for a hundred meter sprint race, “shuwah” and turned my neck a hundred and eighty degrees to face where the voice came from.
 
Something flew out from the open wall wardrobe. 

It was a big lock of moving pink Mohawk hair. 

That Mohawk hair protrudes out of an angel halo that seems to be squeezing the hair tightly. His eyelids, lips, ears, nose, anywhere that you can make a hole at has earrings attached. Showing off his two skinny and dry arms, that suspicious character was wriggling out of the upper compartment of the wall wardrobe.
 
“Even if it is a moment of rashness of a young teenager, it is still too early! YOU two are still only second year junior high students!” 

The lower half of this weirdo is connected with the monitor that Dokuro randomly installed in the wall wardrobe.
 
“……Huh?” I opened my mouth to ask.“Who are you?”
 
“ME?” 

That man hurriedly used his right hand to grab his shoulder as if he was hugging himself, used his crossed left hand to cover his face and looked at me between the gaps between his fingers.

“……Listen carefully, ME name is------“ 

”Bang!” [Sound of sliding door closed suddenly, what is the sound?]
 
I closed the door of the wall wardrobe. 

<Knock knock knock knock> (Sound of someone knocking on the wall wardrobe) “Open the door! Sakura-kun, ME is Dokuro-chan’s friend------“ <Knock knock knock knock> 

I just won’t open it. 

“Ah…… This is Dokuro-chan’s panties…… Woah! Dokuro-chan wears this kind of stuff? (a muffled voice came from the inside of the wall wardrobe)”
 
<Slid!> [sound of sliding door opening, what is the sound?] 

“What is the matter?” 

”It is so good to have opened the door, Sakura-kun. ME have a premonition, ME and YOU will become good friends. ME is Dokuro-chan’s friend, name is “Zansu”. Sakura-kun? Hey Sakura-kun! Why are YOU crawling into the wall wardrobe? Relax, don’t press onto my face as you breathe heavily!......Ah ah! No! Sakura-kun, STOP……!!” 

Zansu grabbed onto my arms desperately from the back.
 
“STOP! Sakura-kun……!! Don’t challenge at the most sensitive spot! Don’t wriggle your fingers! That might make Dokuro-chan jump up from her bed maybe, but the one to suffer would be YOU body!!” 

I was struggling as I said, 

“I want to suffer! I hope my body suffers!!” 

“Your left ear is already giving off golden colored steam, what are you still saying! No means no! ME will never let Sakura-kun suffer the same way I did!” 

I stop struggling, and turn my head back at Zansu to ask. 

“Let Sakura-kun…… suffer the same way?” 

“……!?” 

Under my gaze, Zansu widens his deep crimson eyes. His sweating neck and trembling Mohawk hair waves to the sides slightly…… 

“……Is, is something wrong……?” 

“Ah, that is Zansu…… So you touched Dokuro-chan before……”
 
“Don’t, don’t talk nonsense without reason……!” 

“That cannot be helped…… It is Dokuro-chan’s busts……”
 
“What do you mean by cannot be helped!! And, don’t use the word “busts”……!!” 

“Logic would have flew out of one’s mind……” 

“Logic flew nowhere!! Don’t judge things based on your baseless accusations!!” 

“It is a misunderstanding, Sakura-kun! YOU misunderstood! That, that was an accident!...... Yes! An accident……! ME is innocent! Even though I am innocent, but Dokuro-chan still……!! To the innocent ME, Dokuro-chan still……!”
 
“I wish I could believe what you said……, I thought…… we could be friends……” 

“Wait, wait a minute! Sakura-kun!!” 

“…… Go back! That is enough…… Please just go back! I am telling you to go back now!!” 

I shake Zansu off, and forcefully slam the paper door shut.
 
“Ouch, ouch! It hit me, it hit me! Why did YOU close the door with ME inside! That is wrong! ME came here today to tell YOU something! Please, please, how about just listening to what ME has to say?” 

This suspicious character that seems like he would be blown off if the main character so much as flings his fingers at him, was looking at me with red teary eyes.
 
“Please don’t stare at me like that……!!” 

Still stuck between the doors, Zansu looked away and said to me, 

“YOU think that it is okay for the things to be this way!? The only ones to protect YOU from the harm from “Rurutie order” are Dokuro-chan and ME……!” 

The hands which I used to close the door of the wall wardrobe…… lost their strength suddenly. 

“Dokuro-chan will safeguard your safety, so ME hope Sakura-kun will never leave Dokuro-chan’s side to act alone!”
 
“What------?” 

“What is the matter? Don’t put up such an unpleasant ugly face!!”
 
“But------“ 

“But what! ME has told you many times, YOU are being attacked by the Rurutie order!! That is such a grave matter, do YOU understand? That is a very grave matter!!” 

“That is the thing! Because of this, that is why I cannot trust you!”
 
I raised my tone without realizing it. 

“Cannot trust……?” 

“It doesn’t make sense to ask me to trust you two! Saying that I would invent some immortal medicine in the future, so I must be eliminated in this time…… That is something that only happens in manga, isn’t it?” 

“The Rurutie order will never let any human step into the boundaries of God, and, YOU invention will make all females stay at the age of twelve, known as _____, and the side effect of this medicine is immortality.”
 
“That is what makes it hardest to believe! Because there is no way I would do such a thing!!” 

”What is the chromosome that only males have that females do not?” 

“Y chromosome.” 

”See! YOU are the criminal!” 

”What is the meaning of this! I simply remembered what we were taught in class recently that’s all! Don’t make a fool out of me!” 

I begin to push the upper half of the man into the screen.
 
“Ouch! What are you doing! YOU really intend to do something to Dokuro-chan at this period of time? ME won’t allow it!” 

“Then take her with you!” 

”That is impossible! Ah……! Ouch! Ouch! Don’t pinch me! Don’t pinch me------!”
 
After squeezing the Mohawk head into the screen roughly, I took up the tape at the side and sealed the screen over and over again with several layers. 

“What is that all about, geez……” 

Don’t joke around, I am just about to go on a date with Shizuki.
 
Ah!! Date……!! 

What kind of morning is this? I hurriedly jump off the wall wardrobe, start taking off my clothes without thinking and directly toss them aside. 

All because of Dokuro, I was about to be late for the date. If Dokuro insists on coming with me, just the thought of that makes cold sweat come out from me. 

After changing, I opened the curtains that allow sunlight to seep through as usual------ 

“How glaring……(Dokuro)” 

And I closed them immediately.