Editing NouCome: Volume 3 Chapter 2 (section)

===Part 4===
“I am home!”

Right when I was preparing dinner, Chocolat suddenly came back with a jumpy voice.

“Kanade-san, I bought it!”

After saying that, the object that Chocolat gave me was that UOG published book which I have gotten used to seeing already.

……….every single time, Chocolat should have seen how damn useless this thing is but, I wonder why she wants to push this onto me this much.

I lower the flames at the pot and took it anyway. The title this time was [10 ways to make girls cry~ you will be the king of tears with this~].

“……………you don’t have to buy anymore next time okay?”

While warning Chocolat, I opened the usual unnecessarily thick book and read through the summary page like usual.

<< 1. Do you feel the worst when looking at the tears of a girl you caused?>>

That’s what’s written here!

<<Explanation, that might be a common sense to the public but, I have interest in that>>

You’re the worst and a pervert!

<< 2. Talk about a sad part of your life>>

No, please give an example.

<<Explanation, She will probably cry out loud because she could not endure it anymore>> 

Just what kind life you think the reader has!

<< 3. Splash Habanero kiss at her face>>

Are you a demon!

<<Explanation, a stimulating love might start from there>>

No way in hell!

<< 4. Have her go with a baby play(crying)>>

What is this person saying……..

<<Explanation Have her go with a baby play(crying)>>

You’re said this twice even though it’s not important!

<<Add-on, have her go with a baby play(crying)>>

Annoyinggggg!

<< 5. My wife refused the baby play(crying) so, can I cry?>>

Just how long are you going to pull this!

<<Explanation, I felt like going back home just now>>

Go back! And never come back!

<< 6. Make her read [1 zillion tears]>>

Aah, that’s the emotional novel which was a best seller just a while back. I read that too and it’s true that that can make tears.

<<Explanation, this book can destroy the tear glands and that’s so frustrating>>

Hnn? Why are you getting frustrated for?

<<Add-on, I felt that I lost as an novelist when I first read it>>

Why are you acting all mighty as an author!

<< 7. Kukukuh………..that’s a nice cry you made there>>

What’s this………….this happened last time too so, is this that pattern where he wants to talk whatever he wants?

<<Explanation, that was what I said straight at my father and what should I do now?>>

It’s too late! This guy is still a Chuuni<ref>Middle school syndrome</ref> at this age, it’s just too late!

<< 8. During my medical checkup, I accidentally wore my mom’s panties>>

……………why? It’s true that your despair-filled situation can make people cry but, this is a different problem from methods.

<<Explanation, this a talk about my experience but can I tell you one more thing?>> 

Hell no!

<<Add-on, if I have a sex-change to a girl then, this feels like I accidentally wore my father’s brief by mistake>>

That problem won’t occur even if the heaven and earth flips over.

※I want, to make you, wear your father’s brief.

Why did you make it into a 3 line morae

※just once is fine, I want to see, my wife hiding her stash.

This has nothing to do with Utamaru-san!

<< 9. I somehow feel that the methods I raised until now doesn’t make any sense; it’s just my imagination I guess>>

You’re not imagining things, just stop!

<<Explanation, what did you say you bastard!>>

Why did you write this knowing that there will be a retort!

<< 10. I said this at the explanation at 1 but, I think a girl’s smile is a hundred times better than crying>>
………then write another book.

<<Explanation, [10 Ways to Make Girls Smile ~ You are now The Popularity King] it’s on sale with great reviews!>>

He wrote it!

※Buy it okay!

Who the hell will buy…………no wait, I have it!?



………………well, this occurs every time so I no longer feel angry even if I retort.

“This is no longer a practical book and I wonder if I should take it as a gag book…………”

While grumbling, I flipped the remaining pages without care.

“Hnn?”

My eyes suddenly stopped at a certain spot.

The books until now, had articles that I don’t care off written at a big portion of the pages like [48 ways of tickling] or [Panties lecture] so I thought this would be something close to that. 

But, the information written here was different from the ones before.

“Th-this is………”

---I can use this.