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===Part 7=== "Fu... Fu... Ha... Kufu, kufufufu!" "Hey Cow Tits, calm yourself down. Seeing you so worked up, it's very scary to be honest. Don't laugh with bloodshot eyes, okay?" "Fu... That's right, it's acting, a performance, fictional. Treated as a couple, it's all fake... I have to hurry and calm down, anyway, calm down first...!" Since it was almost their turn, Konoha and Fear were together on standby next to the stage. After entering the stage, Haruaki and Shiraho had returned to the standby area with the foldable chairs. For the sake of mental health, Konoha avoided looking at them. "Okay, I've calmed down. I've calmed down now." "That block of concrete that your hand is resting on... By the time I noticed, it's already all broken and covered with slashes... I'll pretend I didn't see that." "That is your imagination. Focus your attention on the upcoming task at hand. No matter what, in order to prevent those two from winning, we must score points here. After watching the contest so far, you know the rules now, right?" "My favorite food is the rice cracker, yours is meat. That kind of question, right? Hmph, as much as I hate to admit it, we do live under the same roof after all, so I do know you to some extent." "Very well." The staff summoned them at this time, so the two girls walked onto stage. Although it felt uncomfortable to be stared at like exotic animals, there was no choice but to endure. Fear and Konoha sat down at the combined desks. "So, next up is the special lesbian couple—and one of them is a pretty foreigner!" "Woah! It's another astonishing couple! Anyway, let's first interview—" "Skip the interview. Hurry up and start." "Indeed. Please begin." The two girls spoke with solemn eyes. Probably intimidated by their forcefulness, the host and hostess shuddered and retreated. No matter what, these two girls' only goal right now was to stop Haruaki's team from winning. "Oh~ ...Okay, let's start immediately!" "I agree! Uh, but just for framing the questions, we still need to clear this up first. May I ask which one of you is the boyfriend and who is the girlfriend—" Konoha and Fear glared viciously at the host simultaneously. Clearly they had already expressed their wish to begin quickly. "Eeek? Umm~ I get it! Then let's differentiate the two of you with the nicknames, Miss Braids and Miss Silver-Hair! Okay, first question!" The host cried out in despair as the "dingβͺ" sound effect was heard. "The girlfriend... Correction, 'What is one of Miss Braids' good points?' Please start answering!" Konoha picked up her marker and started to think. Questions with defined answers like favorite food would be fine but this sort of subjective question was very difficult to answer. The important thing was not what ''she'' believed but what ''the other person'' thought. Provided she followed this line of thinking, her mind was able to become very calm with a high level of concentration. Then all that was left was for her to do what she needed to do. Just like what Haruaki had shown earlier—Abandoning her pride, abandoning her sense of shame, simply advancing towards the target. Currently, that was what she must do. "Okay, let's go—Please reveal the answers!" This was the perfect answer she was supposed to write! Konoha raised her whiteboard up high and yelled. At the same time, Fear could be heard reading out her answer in an extremely pained voice with a bitter expression on her face— "Even when run over by a car, the ability to survive using her own cushioning objects!" "Gah! ...The fact that she's so kind and beautiful...!" Instantly, Konoha slammed her whiteboard on the desk. "Hold on a second—! Why are you reading the mood properly only at a time like this!?" "Gwahhhhhhh! You took the words out of my mouth, damn Cow Tits! I was thinking since it's you, surely you'd praise yourself shamelessly like this, why must... I say... such disgusting things against my conscience... Were I a puppet, my nose would have grown so long for sure! So embarrassing I wanna die!" "I'm the one who's embarrassed! Now it makes me look like an eccentric who goes around flaunting the fact that her bosom acts as a cushion!" "Yeah, but that's absolutely the truth." "If that were the case, then just write it!" Just at this moment, the two girls noticed how the surrounding audience was in shock. "C-Cough." Konoha and Fear forced a few coughs then turned away from glaring at each other to sit up straight again. "Wow~ This is really difficult~" "Ahaha, but it's very fun~" The two girls were clearly lying through their teeth, trying to use smiles to keep the atmosphere under control. Then they psychically transmitted their thoughts to the host and hostess: Don't say anything, hurry up and ask the next question! "U-Uh, okay, let's ask the next question..." The first question just now had progressed in the worst way imaginable. Not only did they fail to score any points, but both of them suffered psychological trauma as well. The same mistake must not happen again. Konoha already understood that Fear also wanted seriously to win the contest. Hence, Fear was going to abandon her pride again like just now to match answers. In other words? "Second question, something that we asked other contestants previously! Sorry, boyfriend... Correction, 'Miss Silver-Hair's flaw'! Please show some mercy!" Konoha decided that, in other words, all she needed to do this time was write down the honest answer from her heart. Then their answers were going to match! Hence, Konoha raised her whiteboard with full vigor. "Never a quiet moment, totally like a childish brat!" "So peerlessly beautiful that it's tragic!" "..." "..." Without thinking, the two girls suddenly stood up with a clatter and glared viciously at each other.
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