Editing NouCome: Volume 3 Chapter 4 (section)

===Part 2===

“Fuu……………I’m tired”

After we left the lazy pool (Yukihira got saved by a staff and was brought somewhere), we headed to the food & drinks space to take a light rest.

While drinking juice, although I was squeezing all my knowledge desperately…………..no good, I can’t think of anything.

“Ama-chi, why are you making such a difficult face, what’s wrong?”

“Onii-chan, wrinkles are growing in between your eyebrows”

“Got a stomachache?”

“No, nothing”

At the moment I gave an appropriate reply to the girl’s question while I was absent minded; A happy voice entered my ears.

“Ahaha, grandpa, let’s go play there next”

“Oooh, okay okay, I’ll carry you until we reach there”

“Yay”

An old man who brought his grandchild here to play……………immediately, the vision the president showed me just now resurfaced in my mind.

[Hey! Look at my nipples YO!------Look at it YO!-----Look at it YO!]………………the rap from an old man echoed inside my head over and over again. 

I will become like that if I fail the mission huh, there are possibilities that it would be even worse……….just imagining gives me the chill.

“……………sorry, wait for 10 minutes”

I stood up together with a certain determination.

Now that it has come to this……………now that it has come to this, I have to plunge into using that secret weapon.

Thinking about the time to go back there, we have around 1 or 2 hours left and it looks like nothing is coming up no matter how much I ponder about it.

While making excuses in my heart, I quickly head towards the dressing room. I opened my own locker and took out that object which was stuffed inside a bottle.

“This is something I really didn’t want to use………….”

A really Chuuni sentence came out but, it was undeniable fact.

…………Yuuouji, sorry.



“Sorry to make you wait”

“Ah-re, Ama-chi, what are you carrying behind you?”

“N-no, don’t worry about it……………”

What I was hiding was a small water gun I bought at a shop when I was mid-way coming back. A special tear glands destroyer extract was loaded inside. 

Inside the [10 ways to make girls cry] Chocolat bought, there was that disgusting act of pouring habanero kiss on a person face but, it seems that the way was at a good track and it gave me the complementing idea to create this tear glands destroyer extract.

It’s something with onion as the base; since the warning states that only huge amount of tears would only come out, it has no bad influence to the human body at all. I tested it out if it was dangerous or not just in case.

………..but, snot will come out. Snot will flow out profusely with tears. It’s enough to make the face mushy.

That’s the reason why I am hesitant to use this. No matter it may be Yuuouji, making a girl’s face covered in snot is just too much.

But…………….but.

“…………..Yuuouji, can I have a moment”

I…………will become a demon!

“Hn? What’s up”

I guided her to a pool area which was a little separated from Yuragi and Chocolat to prevent them from hearing. Okay, I can quickly take photo of Yuuouji’s crying face; no one else will probably see her snotty face if she falls into the pool.

Of course, there’s no way my actions would be forgiven…………….i’ll perform a dogeza latter and apologize.

“……………”

I silently took out the water gun.

“Oo, what is that, that looks cool. Did you buy it just now?”

“Yeah…………”

While feeling guilty when I saw Yuuouji’s innocent face, I took a step closer. Yuuouji’s shocking physical abilities will dodge it if I shot her at a half-assed distance.

………….Okay, I can kill her at this distance.

I pointed the gun at Yuuouji.

“Sorry------“

But, my fingers wouldn’t move.

Kuh…………what am I doing, if this goes on, I’ll end up rapping naked-------



“Choose:

1. Shoot it up your own ass ※Stimulation 10x.

2. Shoot it up your own nose ※Stimulation 2x”



What………..the heck?

“What’s wrong? Ama-chi”

Yuuouji stared at me blankly while I was frozen pointing the gun at her.

“Kuh………….”

While my hands were trembling, I lowered the gun pointed at Yuuouji and pointed it my own face.

I then thrust it up my own nose.

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”