Editing NouCome: Volume 3 Chapter 2 (section)

===Part 3===
Lunch on the next day.

“○○○ with O-Onii-chan at the Pool! Of course I will go”

“………….just pretend you did not hear what I said”

“Wah wah, it’s just a joke. I’ll change it to ●●●”

“It has gotten even worse!”

The name of the girl that suddenly went full out on using words that will cause the end of this broadcast is called Hakoniwa Yuragi. She’s my childhood friend and is self-proclaims to be my little sister.

Well, rather than only me, she declared herself to be the little sister of all of humanity and would interact with any male or female regardless of age as their little sister; she has a little……..no, very odd fetish.

Well to put it into one word, she’s the same type as Yukihira and Yuuouji. Which means, there’s no need to take her on seriously at all. I’ll just hand her the ticket and get------



“Choose 1.”Haa……….Haa…………Yu-Yuragi, lick the back of my leg”

2. Become real siblings with Yuragi.

3. “I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”


……………it’s 3 choices now huh.

Those contents had a lot of spots for me to retort but, let me verify each of them individually.

First off is 1. What was given was just a line for me to say so, there’s no means to forcing her to actually do it. Which means, things would end the moment I say that but, Yuragi will probably really do it so I can’t choose it because it’s scary.

2. I don’t have to even think about it, it’s totally out of the question. As long as it’s not a line, the contents I pick will definitely become reality.

Being blood related to Yuragi means that, we will be staying in the same house. The world will probably distort that way…………it gives me the chills just thinking about it.

………..wait just a second. I should be changing the way I think here. She will no longer bother me this much if we become actual blood relatives---------no, there’s no way. If it’s Yuragi, she will probably say [It doesn’t matter as long as there is love] like its normal.

Well no matter what I do, I can’t just readily pick a choice that can change a person’s fate.

Which means, 3 is the only one after some elimination………although, this one has the smell of danger all over it………..i have no choice but to say it”

“…………..I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”

After looking blank for an instant, Yuragi’s face glowed.

“O-Onii-chan finally gone lovey dovey!”

…………no good, things will get annoying if I don’t do something.

“No, I am not in lovey dovey. I made a mistake in my wording. In the first place, I wanted to change the Onii-chan base------“

“Aniki, Onii-sama, Oni-tan, Oni-chin, Onimaro…….Aah, which one should I pick”

………..she’s not listening.

“Ah, oh yeah, I should declare that now. Onii-chan listen to me, listen to me”

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pon* Yuragi remembered something and hit her hands. She started talking without waiting for my reply.

“Actually, I have been thinking of a system for a long time. The change of calling many Onii-chan’s within a lifetime; It will be the evolution of the Onii-chan which cannot be compared to how the name of fishes change as they grow larger” 

………….That’s sounds bad.

Well, she won’t listen even if I tell her to stop so, I guess I’ll let her say whatever she wants now.

“First off, it will be [Baby Onii-chan] when he is born”

I don’t get it right off the bat.

“And if an older sister or younger brother is born then [Onii-chan x Onii-chan]”

“It’s like a coupling of one person for some reason!”

“After that, the main seat of the main actor for the [Onii—] Musical Audition was taken when he took the road as a child actor”

“Don’t say it like Annie!”<ref>Annie the Musical</ref>

“However, only one piece could be perfected. The road of being an actor was closed off causing despair and the loss of energy to go to school anymore; therefore, the road of the [Oneet] has been taken” <ref>The way of the NEET</ref>

“That’s just too forced!”

“After several years, just when life got boring and he was walking in the 2nd district of Shinjuku, a certain person tapped onto his shoulders. He then got his guts slammed back in by that person and started walking on the path of the [Tranny Onii-chan]”

“That’s just plain annoying!”

“And after a few more years. He returned back to normal after several twist and turns, and married a normal female. He had to change his name because he was adopted into the family as the son-in law so, he was given an annoying name called [Anegasaki Ani]” <ref>Anegaki Nene from Love plus</ref>

“Why is he Married Ne○-san! No, he should be happy about it! No rather, the last name isn’t Ani!”

“Even more years later, he tried to name his child [{{Furigana|Haa Haa|Sister Lover}}] but was rejected by the government”

“That’s not sparkly at all!”

“When he turned 40 years old, his puffed out passion was rekindled. He once again took on the [Onii--] Audition but was sadly rejected”

“Of course! He was not well received in the first place anyway!”

“And, his desired first grandchild was born and he turned to [Old Onii-chan]”

“Why are you saying it like they are differentiated by eldest and youngest brother!”

“He will then continue remaining in the memories of many people as [Precious Oni] after death”

“You are going to get cursed you know!”

……..What is this. There’s only retorts but, well, she is probably satisfied after saying this much.

“So, are you satisfied now?”

Yuragi pouted when she saw my sober expression.

“Buu---, how boring. Even though I changed the way of calling onii-chan”

“No like I said, change your way of calling me away from Onii-chan”

“Something other than Onii-chan, for example?”

“Let’s see, I am one year older than you so, just call me Amakusa-senpai like normal”

“Ehhh, that’s so unhealthy”

“Which part of it……………calling me Onii-chan even though we aren’t blood related is more unhealthy. Anyways, just try it out once to see how it goes”

After urging her, Yuragi murmured reluctantly. 

“………..Amakusa-senpai”

“uh!”

My body froze for an instant.

Uooh……..This isnt bad at all. No, it’s Yuragi so she is quite cute (Her appearance) is that of an underclassman and being called Senpai is the yearning of all males.

“Yuragi, you can do it if you try; use that every time when you call-----”

“Ooooeeeeeee!”

“Wh-what’s wrong!?”

Yuragi suddenly pressed her chest and threw up.

Although she did not puke, she powerlessly lost her strength and fell to the ground on four.

“A-are you alright?”

I quickly pat her back. Her face turned deadly pale and she was sweating profusely; Just what is happening to Yuragi’s body?

“Uu………No, I have to call people Onii-chan or Onee-chan when I call them or else the feeling of throwing up from disgust will…….”

“How serious are you!”



I didn’t have to interact with her so I pushed the ticket to her and returned back to the second floor. Seriously, why is inviting to the pool this tiring………..

Rather, why are we going to the pool in the first place. I didn’t hear anything about a prize before the competition was held and I think it feels a little unnatural that it’s this sudden.

“Seriously, what is that president thinking………”

“Did you call~~”

“Uooowaah!”

A sudden voice appeared behind me and I was close to falling on my butt.

“P-president……….”

The person making an elegant smile was the student president and the unmovable number 1 of the popular ranking; Seikou Academy’s prided charismatic, Kokubyakuin Seira.

“Wh-when did you get behind…….”

It can’t be helped because there wasn’t any presence of someone around, and she suddenly appeared out of nowhere just like that.

“I kind of felt Amakusa-kun calling me~”

“…………You’re not answering my question at all and I did not call you”

“Oh my, how boring~~”

No, that’s because you are too suspicious.

She would direct her imaginary affections to me, say things that make me think that she knows about the [Curse] and I have no clue about her goal.

“President, just what are you trying to do, what’s with this pool ticket?”

I looked at here with a criticizing look.

“Oh my~~, not pleased by it?”

The president did not care about it at all and gave a carefree smile.

“I wanted to help Amakusa-kun who lives a useless life to get better even it’s a little though~~”

“Err………….can you not decide a person life to be a useless one”

“That’s because, you quickly introduced yourself in full nude when you enrolled in the school; I can’t handle it if it’s me you know~~”

“I didn’t go that far!”

“Then how far did you do it~~?”

“I introduced half my butt due to elimination of choice at that time and ……..my life really is just useless huh!?”

……………I’m surprised I didn’t get expelled. Amazing, my past self.

“You changed the topic. Are you planning something by making me go to the pool?”

“It’s for Amakusa-kun’s happiness~~”

“……that’s a lie?”

“It’s a lie~~”

……no good, she has not intentions to answer.

“I’ll change my question. Chocolat was acting weird yesterday and do you know why?”

“Oh my~~ the usual one is normal?”

The answer is kind of off.

 “No………….she’s normally weird too”

“Then isn’t she the same as usual~~?”

……no good, she has not intentions to answer.

After that, I tried asking her [Are you the God that send those choices to me?], [Will the choices disappear if I kiss?] relatively core questions since I had nothing to lose but, sure enough; she avoided it gracefully.

In the first place; it was my fault to think that I can get information out from this person. Because I could not gain anything, it’s not like I want to personally know her so, I decided to leave.

“Then, I will be going back to my class”

“Oh my, I wanted to talk a little longer. But well, I have something I need to give Yawakaze-san and Reikadou-san so I’ll stop here I guess~~”

Yawakaze and Reikadou…………..they are members in the popular ranking that was in the competition. I don’t know what she was going to hand out but, so that’s the reason why she came down to the 2nd floor.

“Well then, I will be expecting a fun event to occur in the pool~~”

The President left those words before lightly walks down the corridor.

Fun huh. The members are all there, and there’s that mission too so there’s no way such an event will----


“Choose:

1.	All the people that turn to perfect Normal fags in Aqua Galaxy will explode.

2.	Say your thoughts at random timings in Aqua Galaxy.

3.	To the end of the Galaxy……………”


……………not happen huh, as expected.

I returned back to the classroom while my tension was low.

…………just what was with those choices. The content for 3 was far too incomprehensible so I did not pick that while people will really explode (Physically) if I picked 1. I could easily imagine the scene where normal fag explosions would occur at a place filled with floating women.

The only choice was 2 but, it looks like it will turn out into something big based on the situation…………..

“Oh, Ama-chi, how was Yuragi-chi?”

I recalled back my original goal thanks to Yuuouji’s calling me out. Now that I think about it, I went there to confirm that.

“Yeah, (Sadly) she’s going”

“Then everyone can play together”

Chocolat and Yuuouji turned noisy like yesterday.

“Can I have a moment. I want to talk about the pool”

Yukihira opened her mouth beside them.

“What’s wrong?”

“Sorry but, I’ll pass”

Her tone sounds more stiff than usual. Now that I think about it, she was acting kind of weird yesterday too.

“Why pass, do you have something to do on that day?”

If that’s true then it’s bad. as long as the mission specify it to be on the day time, I have to make her go on that day no matter what………….

“Sad to say that it’s not because I have something to do. Anyway, you can go without me this time”

“? I don’t get it but, what reason do you have to not go to the pool-----“

<small>“Because………..i can’t swim”</small>

“Huh?”

Yukihira murmured something but, it was too soft so I didn’t hear it.

<small>“………also, if I wear a swimsuit beside Chocolat-chan and Ouka-chan………….my breast might be small but……….i’ll stand out even more………”</small>

“Eh? What did you say?”

I could not hear at all because her voice was too soft.

“………nothing”

I don’t get it but, i guess it’s not good to cling onto someone who said to leave it. It seems that she doesn’t want to say the reason so………….well, I guess it’s a great help for me personally since it isn’t a schedule problem.

“I see…………..i guess I’ll invite someone else since it will be a waste”

<small>“Eh……..y-you could have tried a little harder too……….”</small>

I can’t hear as expected. This did not only occur today, Yukihira often does this. I wonder if it’s her habit to murmur something in a soft voice?

“Sorry Yukihira, can you say that louder?”

“…………like I said; nothing”

She looked down together with the same line as just now and kept quiet. It doesn’t look like nothing is wrong no matter how much I see it but…………..

Yukihira suddenly raised her face when I was wondering what to do.

“…………..Well, I guess I’ll take it after all”

She swiftly snatched the ticket from my hand.

“Oh, what is it; feel like going?”

“Nope, I am going to feed it to my cute goat”

Eh……..goat…….why goat, you……….

When I was having problems making a retort, Yukihira left just like that.

“What’s with her……..i really don’t get Yukihira”

“Oh man, Furano-chi isn’t going”

“I think it will be more fun if everyone plays together though………..”

Chocolat and Yuuouji looked depressed.

“She might change her mind since she took the ticket and I’ll try to invite her one more time later”

I’ll put Yukihira’s problem on the shelf for now and now discuss about a more specific plan.

“The problem now is transport. Train would be a normal choice but…………..”

Aqua Galaxy which is out of town takes around 1 and a half hours from switching trains from the school’s nearest station. Although we have a free entry pass and unlimited access to the attractions, it’s obvious that transportation is by our own pocket.

Counting the 2 way trip for mine and Chocolat’s; it will take a crazy amount of money. I receive enough money for 2 people from my parents but, it’s a different story for the spending money I can use monthly. This is kind of a problem to me since I do not work part time.

“Uuun, that’s a toughy huh”

Yuuouji who is the daughter of the president of a big enterprise only receives little spending money due to her parents policy, was also making a thinking face.

It’s easy to guess Yuragi’s pocket situation since her parents were overseas while she’s staying in japan alone.

“Though we say that; the distance isn’t something that can be covered with a bike…………..”

A voice suddenly called out from behind.

“Amakusa, I will prepare the ride”

When I turned behind, our homeroom loli teacher-Utage-sensei was there.

“Sensei……….what do mean by ride?”

“What the heck, you’re a slow one aren’t you. It’s obviously a car”

“Eh? Sensei, you can drive a car?”

“…………..are you picking a fight, bastard?”

She immediately pulled my collar……..she’s scary.

“I am sorry”

I would often forget about the fact that this person is an adult due to her loli appearance. No, she’s a teacher so that should be obvious.

But even without the age problem, I wonder if her legs can reach the brake or accelerator with that height.

“You’re thinking of something really rude right”

She swung her fist around while holding my collar.

“N-nothing of that sort………but, would you go that far for us?”

“For you guys? There’s no way I would do a charity work like that right?”

After Utage sensei let me go, she took out a paper from her pocket. By the looks of it, it’s the same Aqua Galaxy ticket like the ones we received.

“What’s with that?”

“I snatched it from the student council”

“Huh?”

“Think about it; 4 of 5 of the winner team in the competition is from my class. Which means, that it’s not exaggerated to say that it’s my win too right?”

No, that’s exaggerated.

“it’s just weird to think that I don’t get a ticket while you lot do right? What belongs to you all belongs to me”

………….This is Gianism.

“That’s a joke though, a joke. The 3rd year Yumeshima said to leave this one out so that’s a reasonable reason for me to snatch it away”

I don’t know which part of that is reasonable and I have no idea why she’s making a satisfied look. Rather; a ticket was still prepared for Yumeshima-sanpai after that evil way of leaving the competition half-way……………..you’re quite the generous one, president.

“Alright. Yuuouji, and the dog, raise the tension!”

“Ohhh!”

“Ohh!”

“Bring on the pool!”

“Bring it on!”

“Bring it!”

Why are the ladies acting as if this is a rally………..