Editing MaruMA:Doujinshi2:Story3

===MAYURIN ===

is what I secretly call him. Hayato Terahara-kun<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayato_Terahara</ref> of the Daiei's, I mean. By the way, Ishihara Marie-san<ref>Ishihara Marie (Feb4 1964), Japanese actress. Here she's in an 80s commercial  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6WBs_qdAPA</ref> is a reverse-Mayurin<ref>The opposite of Mayurin. </ref>. I'm not going to squeal and sigh here about Mayurin, this so call " baseball dream" (although when Mayurin raised his eyebrow pointing towards Johjima<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenji_Johjima</ref>, he looked so cool), but thanks to him, I'm starting to get excited about Matsuzaka<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Matsuzaka</ref>, who I didn't like before. When I saw Matsuzaka as the model wearing the Seibu Lions' new uniform..... UWAAAAAH! my spirit and strength left my body.......... Why did you do that, Seibu Lions? No, well... could it be that you did that, to be cooler in the eyes of young people? It's too innovative and cutting edge, old people like me<ref>Woah! Old people like me. I guess we know her approximate age now. This doujinshi was written in 2001, btw.</ref> can't keep up with it, and will grandmas think that the uniforms looks good? Huh? I can't hear you, grandpa imported from the Hams, what did you do?<ref>She seems to be angry at someone, perhaps the person in charge of the new uniforms who came from the Hams(baseball team)?</ref> Cuz say, up until now I liked them as VISITORS uniforms, but now I'm a little stunned by this. Matsuzaka, that doesn't look like the "Major League's Blue Jays"<ref>Toronto Blue Jays.</ref>, but rather like the Marinos<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yokohama_F._Marinos</ref>, don't you think? And rather than a baseball uniform, it look more like a soccer uniform to me. I like the caps though. But....... I gotta feeling that the color isn't Lion's Blue, you know? And in that case, how am I going to represent the color of Yuuri's blue Maseki? Well, putting the uniform issue aside, there's the matter of this autumn's new coach, which as I mentioned in the paperback novel's afterword, has me flipping out as a fan. In my case, I flip for two people (what are you saying?)<ref>Oh my! Well, first of all, she's talking about Tsutomu Itou (her favorite baseball player) being picked as the coach of the Seibu Lions in 2002 , that's why she's flipping out. Now, that phrase about flipping out "for two people" is quite vague. It can mean that she's flipping out twice as much, because she's a fan of 'Itou' AND 'the Seibu Lions'  or, (the most literal meaning), that she's flipping out for her and a baby in her belly. Since she added the "What are you saying?" it sounds as if she's making fun of herself for phrasing it that way, which probably means that she meant "twice as much" as in, because she's a fan of Itou and the Seibu Lions. Also, she did just say she was old.</ref>.


Well, but more important than Itou-san becoming the coach, is the matter of my book being discontinued, and that I'm now a 'super-pessimistic Takabayashi' but even though I think that my HP won't be restored while having to write for commercial magazines, for now, I'll have to get my hands dirty, as I impatiently wait to see what happens. Everyone tells me it's pointless to worry, but I want to worry. At the bookstores (but why at the bookstores? Well, it's just that I'm afraid of the Internet) I look for related books, but I am attracted by the ABNORMAL area. " Let's put Pocket Post Pet<ref>Images of that post pet thing she's talking about: http://blog-imgs-56.fc2.com/k/y/o/kyoro205/PPP_2.jpg</ref> in Windows CE!" ........ What!? That tiny portable mail machine (you mean?)!? Something like "Hmmm modding........." echoes charmingly in my head. Modding is something all guys like. Aren't TUNE UPs the best part of street races(again, what are you saying?)? And completely driven by that as I was buying a Screwdriver precision set, around the area I saw  "Let's Postpet and Popope<ref>Popope->Pocket Post pet</ref> by copy/paste!" and also another one that advised me" Before that, buy a computer!" Well, mod and mod. Okay, let's mod and mod. 


As for Post Pets, why in the world do all of my friend use that? Why aren't there people using the Super Robot Mailer, or the Postal Privatization Battle Mailer (that doesn't exist). I'm using the Yellow Bear but it has the worst personality ever. He writes "you might look forward to getting daily e-mails, you know?", but it's the "might" and "you know?" parts that I really hate. I do look forward to getting the emails, but it's the Yellow Bear keeping me company that I can't standー! It's just that since I only open it at night, I end up seeing him while I sleep. Furthermore, even though I turn my back to it while in bed, there's still the light that it gives off, right!? What a bother. No, enough, I really, really hate that guy. If it doesn't have honey in it's pot it starts complaining, he sits down and dozes off anywhere. Without knowing any better, I skipped the pig and the crane...... Besides, as soon as I start using the PC, my heart beats faster (even right now, you know?) no matter what I have to do, because it endlessly says, "Can't connect to the server" , "Please check your ID" and hatefully urges me to fix it. Even if I call my already tired 'Help Desk' big brother, not even he can tell me what's wrong, so in the end, I come to the conclusion that the SCREEN SAVER (the name sounds like a hero carrying a blade<ref>Saver-> sabre-> sword . Sukurin Sabre</ref>) is not going to move, and that because the line is congested I can only hang around without being able to finish my letter. Please just think about it! Even though I don't live in a zoo, I'm verbally abused by bears and tigers and pigs every day (well, I'm just being paranoid). Especially by the donkey! Are you sure that your name is "I- yo-"<ref>Ii-yo, the name sounds like : "Good!" </ref> and not "good for nothing" !? Or is it an abbreviation of Ito-Yokado?<ref>Store: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ito-Yokado</ref> This is true for the majority of the Post Pet and if you ask me, it's impossible to have these cute pets in one's life as they are unbearable. Dammit, you Puu<ref>I knew it! She calls bears puu! (because of Winnie the pooh). I knew it! As you know she calls Wolf, "spoiled puu" and puu is short for prince. But yeah, I knew it had to do with bears, and honey and Winnie the pooh, I just knew it!</ref>! Just you wait! This night too! This night you, you－－－! What do you want?■




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