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===The pains of His Excellency Gwendal===


Gwendal: Mini-drama The pains of His Excellency Gwendal *sighs* What's this? Is this the title!?





Soldier 1: *knocking, from behind a door* Your Excellency! Your Excellency Gwendal! You can't hide here!

Soldier 2: *knocking, from behind a door* Gwendal-sama! Come out! Open the door!

Soldier 3: Does your Excellency hate me?! *cries*

Soldier 1: If this is how it's going to be , then we'll use our maryoku to make you come out at once!

Gwendal: Wait! Don't rush, you fools!

Gwendal: (monologue) My name is Gwendal. Since the maken is only good as an ornamental piece, and his Majesty has returned once again to Earth, I thought I'd go back to my routine at the Voltaire castle, but  now... I have to face this unexpected problem.

Josak: All right, all right, excuse me! It's Gurrier Josak, I'm back after a successful mission protecting his Majesty. Uhm... your Excellency? Why are you hiding like this?

Gwendal: Gurrier! *opens door* You can come in.

Josak: Eh? Okay.

Soldier 1: Your Excellency!

Soldier 2: Why only Gurrier?

Soldier 3: *cries*

Josak: So, what's that fuss outside your door? Huh? *sniffs* There's a nice smell in here.

Gwendal: It's the orchid perfume<ref>Orchid perfume: lit. Bikoran 美香蘭 ; the 'perfume' mixed in with the 'shampoo' that Yuuri borrowed from Cherie in the first novel, which caused Wolfram to become so passionate. Bikoran is not an actual word, but a proper name formed by combining the kanjis 'beautiful', 'scent', 'orchid'.</ref>.

Josak: What?

Gwendal: My mother.... no, I mean the previous maou, has been staying here since last night, but then... I mistakenly used her orchid perfume shampoo to wash my hair.

Josak: The orchid perfume is 'that thing', right? Cherie-sama's special love potion. If someone smells it, and they like someone even a little bit, they will suddenly become much more passionate. Ahhh!

Gwendal: But fortunately, since you don't have any maryoku...

Josak: Fortunately, right? Hehe.... If I recall correctly, this potion magnifies the feelings of the person before you right? Well, isn't that nice!? All the people working for you adore you! Ahhh! What a shame! If the potion worked on me, I'd be more crazy about you than anyone else!

Gwendal: Cut it out... I don't have the strength to put up with your jokes.

Josak: Sorry~. So? What are you going to do now? You can't just lock yourself in your room.

Gwendal: I guess you're right. I'll just stay here until the effect wears .... urgh!

FX:*door opens wide*

Cherie: Gwendal~!

Gwendal: Mother! *Cherie hugs him*

Josak: Cherie-sama!

Cherie: Oh my~ what a wonderful scent! *giggles* Did you by any chance used the undiluted solution of my orchid perfume?

Gwendal: Undiluted solution !?

Cherie: *squeezes Gwendal tight, his head against her breasts* Mhhhh! My beloved honey bear cub ! *baby talk* You shouldn't furrow your brows, I always tell you that! Ah, but you're so cute! When you're like this, I just  wanna eat your head.  * kisses Gwendal's head repeatedly* *rubs his head*

Gwendal: Mother~!

Josak: Ah~! It worked like a charm on his Excellency Gwendal's doting mother.  Cherie-sama! Your son is getting short of breath between your breasts. And although he's a man, since the person who's doing that is his mother, this is wrong in all sorts of ways.

Cherie: Uh? Is that right? 

Gwendal:* gasps for air*

Cherie: Say, Gwen? I think that you're a really good boy, you know? So, I wonder what would happen if you go and see Anissina-san before the effects of the perfume wear off?

Gwendal: I don't want to end the life that I'm leading yet<ref>Oh, well, well, well, Gwen! This line means, exactly that! He's not ready to give up his life as a single man just yet. Oh these men and their commitment issues ~!</ref>.

Cherie: Oh, that's not good. To stop being childhood friends, it's important for the gentleman to take the first step.

Gwendal: No, this is really not the time to stop being childhood friends. *stomach grumble sounds like a dolphin* My stomach... my stomach hurts.

FX:*knock on the door*

Günter: Sorry for making you wait, Gwendal. I hurried from the Blood Pledge Castle this morning. Here are the official documents that came from Cavalcade, regarding the diplomatic relations with Shin Makoku...EEEEEEK! How indecent! Cherie-sama! Regardless of how many love captives you have, for you to capture y-y-y-y-your own son! To physically try to attract him....! GYAAAAAAAA!!! How dirty! His Majesty Shinou is going to punish you!

Josak: Ah, your Excellency Günter.

Cherie: You really are as annoying as a sister -in-law!  That's enough!

Gwendal: Calm down, Günter.

Günter: How am I supposed to stay calm before this!? Cherie-sama! Please get off Gwendal's knees!

Cherie: Noo~! *whimpers*

Günter:  Gwendal *breathes heavily* You....

Gwendal: Wait, why are you sitting on my lap!?

Günter:  How mean, Gwendal. Even though you have me...

Cherie: Oh? Is this the orchid perfume?

Gwendal: Gnh!!! Gü-Gün-

Josak: Tight, tight hug(gyugyugyu no gyu)!

Gwendal: Günter! Your, your face is too close! Enough, let go, let me go!

Günter:  Ah, even though I came here to show you everything, even my embarrassing parts...

Gwendal: ... But your entire existence is embarrassing, right?

Günter:  Don't be so harsh! Ah.... ahhh! *more moans* *sneezes*<ref>Oh, Shinou! Goodness gracious! That sneeze was so utterly a euphemism for something else. </ref>

Gwendal: Günter, you bastard!

Günter:  Gwendal? Aren't you a little too close to me?

Cherie:  Ah, this kid covered my treasured orchid perfume with his liquids.

Günter:  I see, that's why my nose felt itchy. Ah, lately flowers have been giving me a runny nose. I suffer from hay fever, you know? And because of the presures from work, lately it's been getting worse.

Cherie: How awful, Günter. Even without that you're always so juicy.

Gwendal: Juicy?

Josak: His majesty said that when you have nasal inflammation you should gargle.

Günter: Ehh!? The words of my beloved Majesty make me feel alive again! *sighs* Oh? Gwendal? You have some sticky stuff hanging from the edge of your face. Wipe it off! *wipes* There, there, there!

Gwendal: ii (stomach)

Josak/Cherie: ii? (It's okay?)

Gwendal: My stomach, my stomach hurts. Agh!

Cherie: Ah, he fainted.

Günter: What?! Get a hold of yourself, Gwendal!

Josak: Excellency Günter, maybe you should get off his lap before trying anything else.

Günter: Gwendal, no! Don't leave me! If you die *slaps* who will Anissina torture? I can't endure this alone! *shakes* Open your eyes! Gwendal!!!




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