Editing User:Carl

*Clack clack...
*Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.
*"Translation, please."
*"There isn't one!"
*"That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?"
*"Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!"
*"Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?"
*"It's a visual novel, I know that."
*"Yeah."
*"And you're my slave."
*"So you don't understand at all, do you?"
*"I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese."
*"And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?"
*"But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?"
*"I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!"
*"After I saved your life, you said exactly that."
*"At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died,"
*"'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said."
*"So, translate."
*"Don't make up grandiouse lies!!"
*"Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation."
*"There ain't a first and there ain't a last!"
*"Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside."
*"You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you,"
*"But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation"
*"So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating."
*"And then..."
*"'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'"
*"You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'"
*"And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment."
*"I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?"
*"Well, it was your wish, after all."
*"And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation,"
*"Well? You're touched, right?"
*"So, translation please."
*"I said there isn't one!!"