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===Chapter 9===
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Flynn Gilbit had become half crazed.
The journey from East Nilzon to Caloria was comparably easier. The Dougard's high speed ship swayed, but like on the trip before, I didn't get seasick.
 
   
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"Dear, hold on! Norman! Oh please, please god! Save my husband!"
However, the children who had never seen a boat before never mind a naval ship were dancing wildly and running around the deck causing trouble for the sailors and adults around them.
 
   
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"… Huh?"
They were the shinzoku children we had met during the tournament. I had decided to take them out of Dai Shimaron as they were forced to live in a containment facility in the wastelands. On the night that Freddy had set fire to the facility, I endured a loss of some of our headway in the race to entrust the children to the Dougard brothers who were running parallel to us in an oxcart.
 
   
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She had her silk-wrapped hands clasped together and she was praying to god while looking to heaven.
Take these children back to the ship and treat them nicely until I get back. I want to take them to a land that shinzoku live in after the tournament. After telling them this, the quiet ocean brothers nodded in acknowledgment. When we returned with our victory spoils after the tournament, the high speed boat had been taken over by the children and the Dougard brothers were worn out and haggard as they muttered to me with fed up looks on their faces.
 
   
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"Mughhgghh."
"Your Majesty, give us a break."
 
   
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The body on the stretcher was Norman Gilbit with his mask on writhing around. Wolfram was at the head of the stretcher and Flynn, Murata, and Josak were at the patient's side as they ran along with him.
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
 
   
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Disarrayed silver hair fluttered in the wind.
After you bring our group back to the Gilbit Harbor, I have to have you travel to a faraway land. In other words, I want you to bring these children with white hair and skin to the land where their race lives.
 
   
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"Wow, how horrible. The lord was suddenly struck ill. With a young wife it's such a shame… Huh!? Wait a minute!"
After being told that, the Dougard brothers hung their heads, crestfallen, but the spirit of men of the sea prevailed. After a while, the shinzoku boys were helping out as apprentice crew and the girls learned the recipe for Man of the Sea Stew. At this rate the boys and girls will be nice and suntanned by the time they get where they're going.
 
   
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The masked feudal lord had been coming into bloom since the moment we met, or rather, the person who was pretending to be Norman Gilbit until today was no one else but me, Shibuya Yuuri. But, time flies by and just a little while ago the second generation Norman Gilbit the Masked Feudal Lord had officially retired.
When the high speed boat came into port at Gilbit, the docked ships rang gongs one after the other as a blessing. They had heard of Caloria's independence and had come to establish business deals with a new partner.
 
   
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Despite that, right now the man being transported at a reckless speed was wearing the mask that I had come to know too well.
There were even ships of Shin Makoku origin.
 
   
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"Wait, Flynn! Who is that!? Who is that man!?"
Wolf leaned over the railing.
 
   
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Did the third generation just come to an end?
"It's the Voltaire banner!" He had been acting more adult than I had been, but all of a sudden the act crumbled and he was smiling joyfully. "Older Brother's ship came!"
 
   
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When I ran after the group and tried to get in the room, the youngest lady in the group of curious onlookers in the hallway told me.
"Eh, even Gwen's ship? Where is it? What kind of cute, creature-like ship is it?"
 
   
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"Oh, you're the young officer that danced with that lady, right?"
However, after calming down and thinking for a moment, I come to realize a frightening truth. If even Lord von Voltaire has come, who is taking care of the kingdom? I doubt this is the case, but is it that person by himself? I'm repeating myself, but is it that person by himself!?
 
   
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"Young off-…"
"W-we need to get home quickly."
 
   
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"You have a... relationship with that lady, don't you?"
Imagining the worst case scenario, I started to feel sick.
 
   
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"What kind of relationship?"
Officially, Norman Gilbit suddenly died in Dai Shimaron. Therefore, I can't openly leave the ship in front of everyone after I pretended to be him. Despite my departure being so rousing, the return was discreet and quite the opposite. It's a bit lonely, but that is the fate of a body double and I intend to carry out my duty properly.
 
   
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"You know… a relationship. Adultery. Adultery. An adulterous relationship." Even though she was deliberately speaking in a low voice, she emphasized and repeated it three times. "Of course, of course, that lady is beautiful, isn't she? She'd have one or two lovers, huh? But this is good for you. Congratulations. You might be able to become her official husband."
Upon hearing that Murata and I would be riding on his pride and joy, 'Friend of the Sea,' Captain Sizemore left in high spirits to prepare his warship. Wolfram, having no reason to hide, was heading out to the Voltaire warship to meet his brother. Dacascos hit it off with the Plainsmen and was regaling them with details about living with a wife which he described as priceless. The single soldiers who had fought for a straight 25 years seemed to be quite jealous of his married life.
 
   
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Having no idea that the relationship between Flynn and I had ended, the young lady kept on proudly unveiling the scandalous news.
Speaking of the Plainsmen, Commander Mountain Range and most of the other soldiers chose Mistress Flynn Gilbit's country as their new place of employment. After we brought them on board the 'Red Starfish' for the journey to Caloria – since we were heading there anyway – they became unusually interested in the foreign ship. The Plainsmen graduates were all land troops and this was the first time they had been on a ship never mind a fast one like this.
 
   
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"You know her husband, Mr. Norman Gilbit, fought hard in the tournament finals, right? He fought hard and won, but was injured, yeah? It seems like those injuries got worse and he finally collapsed. He's apparently on the verge of death."
They were so impressed that they said they wanted to make their unit's famous camp food, 'Jellyfish Hotpot.' I thought it was an excellent way to have some cultural communication, but sadly the high speed ship was extremely fast and we arrived at Caloria before they could make their meal. Because of that, now there was only a giant drum can left in the ship's galley and the Plainsmen that we needed had already disembarked. If I get the chance to taste Jellyfish Hotpot someday, I'll think of Commander Mountain Range and Mishy Terrine.
 
   
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"Collapsed!?"
Planning on leaving when the crowd outside went away, I was looking around the ship in solitude. I passed through the kitchen doors and thought about paying my respects to the giant drum since I had come all the way down the hallway. A visitor who had come in before me was leaning on the side of the sink absentmindedly staring at the steam rising from a kettle.
 
   
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Wait, I'm Norman Gilbit, right? Then who is that wearing the mask?
It doesn't seem very amusing.
 
   
"Murata."
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"Flynn!"
   
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I go into the room in a big hurry and close the door so the secret doesn't get out. All eight eyes of Flynn, Murata, Josak, and Wolfram focus on me.
He lifted his head up in reflex and unknitted his fingers that were clasped in front of his chest.
 
   
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"Why is a Norman Gilbit that isn't me about to die?"
"Oh, Shibuya."
 
   
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"Shh!"
"Don't go 'Oh, Shibuya.' You haven't left the ship yet?"
 
   
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All four of them raise a finger to their mouths simultaneously. The masked man was still in agony. He was grasping his knee – not his neck that got injured in the match – and rolling around.
"Hm? Well, it's a lot of trouble."
 
   
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A mischievous look appeared on Murata's face as he brushed snow off of his shoulder.
What does he mean 'a lot of trouble' when there's someone like me who wants to leave but can't?
 
   
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"We need the corpse of a man of high status. To be more accurate, the coffin. Because of that, we're all putting on an act. Well, as for him…" The person playing Norman's role was writhing around on the bed. "He's not necessarily acting."
The contents of the kettle came to a boil and it whistled. It made me want to eat instant ramen so bad that I looked around the kitchen for some even though I knew there wasn't any.
 
   
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"That's the truth," said Josak. He already had an amazed expression on his face. It looks like he wants to say that he just can't keep up with the strange plans of the children. "After slipping in the snow and breaking his kneecap, this middle-aged soldier has a sock shoved in his mouth that was worn for three days straight."
"That's to be expected. This is a swords and magic world, after all. There aren't any red foxes or green tanuki here," said Murata. <ref>Red Fox and Green Tanuki are types of Maru-chan brand instant noodle bowls. The Red Fox is instant udon with a piece of fried tofu and the Green Tanuki is instant soba with a big tempura cracker.</ref>
 
   
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"Ugh."
"There are pink rabbits though."
 
   
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What a terribly simple gag. That's very close to torture. Now I understand his realistic acting.
Murata was laughing, but he seemed distracted. Is he worried about something? He ends up just putting tea leaves in a large cup and directly pouring hot water on top of them. If I poured a cup of tea like that, Günter would faint.
 
   
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"Then this person is going to die after this…"
"What are you laughing about?" he asks.
 
   
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"That's right."
"Huh?"
 
   
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"Whaefer, ut alleaf ake ow is agh eesh," the seriously injured young man said unintelligibly. "Amph inf you fay you ud iff me um paingifferz?"
Murata places my tea on the table and drags a chair over. "You looked like you were imagining something amusing."
 
   
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"Ah, yeah yeah, painkillers. And you want me to take the gag out, huh?"
"Oh, I was just thinking that when you go back to Shin Makoku, things will definitely get complicated."
 
   
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With the mask off, he was a completely normal guy. His hair wasn't as long as a normal soldier and he didn't have a stern look on his face that said 'Let's fight!' He was a gentle man that had the feel of an artist to him and he seemed like the type that women would love.
"Why?
 
   
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"Phew… The inside of my mouth still feels gross. It was mean to not take the sock out even though I agreed to this."
It will be a sight worth seeing how bewildered the people who made such a huge deal over me will be. Günter in particular with his black hair and eye fetish will probably faint just by looking at Murata.
 
   
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Feeling a little better after getting his painkillers, he sat on the bed and drank some water.
"Because you're the fabled Great Sage. Not Great Sake, the Great Sage. Almost everyone thinks of you as some sort of mythical creature. If you just casually appear, it'll be a bigger uproar than if a tsuchinoko appeared." <ref>Two parts here. The 'Great Sake' joke here is pretty much just that. Yuuri says 'daiginjou /大吟醸' which is top-quality sake. It sounds a little similar to Great Sage 'daikenja /大賢者' The second part is the tsuchinoko which is a mythical, snake-like creature that is sometimes said to like alcohol and speak – although they lie a lot. The tsuchinoko might be compared to bigfoot in that people are constantly looking for it and some towns have annual tsuchinoko hunts with cash prizes if anyone can bring one in.</ref>
 
   
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"The way he talks sounds like a diligent exchange student," I said. <ref>In the original Japanese, parts of Gardino's speech are written in katakana and some parts are elongated to show that he's messing up the accents.</ref>
"That's rude. Don't treat me like a tsuchinoko. At the very least make me a hibagon<ref>The Hibagon is even more like bigfoot because it even looks like bigfoot. It inhabits the area around Mt. Hiba.</ref>. It can walk on two legs and, even better, it's smarter than ASIMO."
 
   
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"Ah, me, I'm called Gardino. I came to the capital to study art and drama, but since I was a student I didn't have enough money. So, I became a temporary soldier in the garrison. I want to study art and drama more, but tuition at upper-level schools is high and I can't afford it.
"… You're going to make the scientists cry."
 
   
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"He really does sound like an exchange student."
Glancing at the corner of the room, I saw the giant drum left out. It's really quite big. The drum was placed directly onto the floor and it still reaches up to my chest. I step over and run my hands along the thick, smooth metal and look inside.
 
   
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The young Gardino clenched his fist and made some calculations with burning eyes.
"Wow, it looks like a Goemon bathtub<ref>A goemon bathtub is a bath that's usually in the shape of a cauldron and is heated from below. It has a wooden lid floating on top that doubles as protection for feet on the bottom of the tub so when bathers get in, they stand on the lid and push it to the bottom. Incidentally, it's called a goemon bath because a man named Goemon Ishikawa was boiled to death in one.</ref>… Hey, there's water or something inside. There aren't any other ingredients, but maybe this is the soup stock for that Jellyfish Hotpot."
 
   
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"If I can get amount suggested, I can go to the upper-level school for two years. And also, if it's just once a week, I can hire a lady to take off her clothes… I'll do my best! My absolute best! It's really going to be my best! I'll put my body and soul into playing the role of the corpse! Everyone, please watch my death!"
"The soup stock? The stock isn't made from jellyfish, then? Oh well, we might as well have a taste."
 
   
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We seem to have hired quite the unique actor. He'll be wearing a mask so he probably only has to be careful of his breathing.
I bent over the lip of the drum and tried to dip my fingers into the liquid. Murata peers into the drum as well, tea still in hand.
 
   
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"Hmph. The place that excels the most in the arts out of any country is the Royals Arts Association in our Shin Makoku. There even cats can perform and there are even prodigal turtles that are master painters."
"Ugh, can't reach… ah… ah… achoo!"
 
   
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Wolfram, who always proclaims that mazoku are the number one at everything, has flippantly said something amazing. Prodigal, master painter turtles. I want to see them. I really want to see them. But there is the danger that creating one painting would take several hundred years…
"Did you catch a cold? Take care of yourself…. Huh!?"
 
   
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"Amazing! I want to study on exchange there… but I'm getting kind of tired…"
The sneeze had sent a piercing pain throughout my nose. Tears cloud my vision and I press against my eyes and nose.
 
   
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Laying the part-timer who had finally started to feel the effects of the painkiller on the bed, Flynn fires herself up and prepares to cry. She lets down her hair and musses it up and gives herself a gaunt appearance by messing up her makeup.
"Whoa Shibuya, you just blew something amazing out of your nose!"
 
   
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"… Wow, beautiful people are beautiful no matter what they do, huh?"
Forcing my hurting eyes open with all my might, amazingly I saw a small fish inside the drum. Judging from its size, somehow it seems to be the fish I was forced to drink in Shimaron.
 
   
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"Honestly, Your Majesty, what are you saying?"
"Amazing, Shibuya! You're like that guy, the Regurgitator<ref>The Regurgitator, Stevie Starr, is an entertainer from Scotland who swallows things and then regurgitates them. One of the things he regurgitates is goldfish and they all come back up unharmed. In Japan he's called the 'Human Pump'.</ref>! You know, the guy with no successors to his art and is on the level of a national treasure?"
 
   
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My mood turns strangely miserable in a way that I can't call bittersweet. People's emotions are odd. Why can I unabashedly say a pick-up line as soon as I decided I wouldn't fall in love?
"Eeee… No wonder it hurt."
 
   
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"But why do we need a coffin? If it's Norman Gilbit's funeral, you can do it properly once you go home."
And it was from my nose. And also…
 
   
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"Huh? Did nobody tell Shibuya?"
"… It turned into bones."
 
   
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"What? I'm the only one left out? Just who do you all think I-"
Of course it did. It was almost ten days ago that I ended up drinking the goldfish in that place, caught up in the moment. Of course it would already be digested and it's a miracle that I didn't part ways with it through my other end. The innocent, frolicking red fishy… I felt that I had done something terrib-
 
   
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"Okay! And now we enter the second act, the Death of Norman Gilbit!"
"It's swimming!"
 
   
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Before they told me the truth about the situation, Josak opened the door.
"No way!"
 
   
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With her hair disheveled and her eyes red with tears, Flynn entered the hallway while saying a prayer.
Even though it was entirely bones, the goldfish was swimming smoothly inside the drum. It was even more nimble and speedy than when it had flesh. I've never seen a show like this. What's going on with my stomach?
 
   
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"Oh god, to think the trial you give me would be this painful!"
"Is this… a legendary Fish Bowl guppy!?"
 
   
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It is unbelievably horrible acting from the woman who pretended to be her husband for several years.
"Wh-what's that?"
 
   
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"Everyone, on this moment on this night in this month, my husband, Norman Gilbit, has passed away!"
"Just like the Flying Skeleton Tribe and the Earth Skeleton Tribe, they're an aquatic species with bodies that look like skeletons! They're a rare creature that's hardly ever seen so they're called Fish Bowls and are treated like lucky talismans! Wow, we've got good luck. Our bone density will go up after seeing this. This is a handy character that ups your status just by meeting them. What are you doing, Shibuya? Hurry up and catch it! It's so small that if it dived down to the bottom of the drum we'll probably never see it again!"
 
   
"Huh, what!? C-catch it?"
 
   
I stretch my right hand out in a panic and try to grab at the swimming leftovers. My fingertips won't even reach the surface of the water never mind the fish skeleton. Thrusting my upper body into the drum can, my fingertips finally touched the fish's dorsal fin.
 
   
"Yes, I g-"
 
   
There was a stinging pain like I had been pricked with a thorn and the world turned over. The place that was the ceiling was now under my feet and the bottom of the drum was right over my head. Oh no, I fell into a giant drum. I'm going to smash my head into the heavy, metal bottom.
 
   
"M-Murata! Pull me up! Please pull me up! … mph!"
 
   
My upper body is underwater. Seawater flows into my eyes, nose, and mouth and the careless thought of 'ah, so this is jellyfish soup stock' runs through my head. After all, this is a drum so it's not that deep. Murata will surely pull me up… Wait…
 
   
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The funeral procession was subdued at first, then it was restless, and at the end it moved forward as if escaping.
I thought it would come sooner or later, but I didn't think it would come with this timing. I didn't think it wouldn't be through the ocean or a lake but a giant drum, either. I also didn't think that I would master the art of regurgi-… uegh.
 
   
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As long as we were in Dai Shimaron, we had to behave like we were part of a funeral service for an important person.
"Shibuya!"
 
   
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After all, now Norman Gilbit wasn't the mandated overseer of Shou Shimaron's autonomous colony of Caloria. Caloria had gained official independence by being the first victorious team that wasn't from the sponsoring nation of Dai Shimaron in 'Use you knowledge, speed, and skill to win! The World's Best Fighter Tournament!'
Murata's voice is steadily getting farther away as I'm rapidly sucked through the water. This is a route I've travelled many times before so I'm not going to panic. In this situation, I should relax and enjoy the scenery. Before my eyes is a happily swimming fish skeleton.
 
   
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The leader of an independent nation deserved to be sent off with respect. For example, the coffin holding the remains shouldn't be handled carelessly.
"Ah, the trigger was the Fish Skeleton Bo~wl…"
 
   
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Even if there was only another small box inside of it.
After this, it's just the first Star Tours in a while.
 
   
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The more you heard of it, the more astonished you would be at the plan.
   
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Not astonished by the ingenuity, but by the fact that the so-called savior of the kingdom, the Twin Black Great Sage, came up with such a childish plan! That sort of astonished.
   
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It was all well and good that he got the 'End of the Wind' out of the temple in Dai Shimaron by switching it with a DIY box made on the ship, but there was no way to get it somewhere safe. He even thought that since it was painted white and looked like a boy's coffin that it should be carried in a funeral. However, if a soldier has questions during an inspection, he can't be allowed to open the lid and check the contents.
   
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Then how about putting it in a bigger box and giving a reason why they can't look inside?
The backs of my eyelids burn from being in white light for too long.
 
   
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The reason for not opening the lid being… an ideal 'deceased' is inside.
I stretched my limbs out and listened to the sound of the waves as I laid on the ground.
 
   
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It was Norman 'You are already dead' Gilbit who had just been injured during the World's Best.
Ah, summer. And the ocean.
 
   
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Dai Shimaron had even given it a catchline of 'Caloria's Great Star, Fallen' and had wanted to conduct a temporary burial for Norman Gilbit. They probably wanted to show their open-mindedness by showing respect to the victor even though they were defeated.
The midsummer sun relentlessly heated my arms and stomach and I feel wet, hot sand against my back. However, the hottest and most painful parts of my body were my cheeks and eyelids and the rest of my body was simply damp, steamy, and uncomfortable. My brain is ordering me to open my eyes and take a breath. However, my body is completely incapable of carrying out that command and I can't even move my fingers.
 
   
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Gardino put on a splendid performance as a corpse without moving even the tiniest bit. However, his breathing while asleep was loud so someone had to stay by his side and continuously speak. Flynn held on to her grief and as a tragic wife who clung to her husband, she received sympathy from women all over the capital. Wolfram and Josak were extolled by a poet as teammates who fought together with him and whose friendship surpassed even death. Even though they had never met the actual person.
Although, I do understand that I have come back.
 
   
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Murata employed his memories of the past and walked about as the experienced ceremony leader. Without him consistently coming up with plans, the temporary burial in a foreign country would have been impossible.
From a far distance away, I heard Murata laughing with a hint of self-derision. It was like he was laughing in disbelief.
 
   
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I'm the one who didn't have a part.
"I ended up coming back before we met. We really do have horrible compatibility."
 
   
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I did wear goggles in the arena, but I didn't wear the mask. As such, a part of the ladies and men who were watching recognize my Norman Gilbit face. On the other hand, the women at the party we were invited to treat me as Flynn Gilbit's young lover. In the end, the young ladies who loved to gossip started up a rumor that Caloria's mistress was giving her affection to a young man that looked like her husband.
I want to ask who he was talking about, but I can't call out or even write in the sand.
 
   
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Hurriedly dyed, chestnut brown hair and cosmetic, brown lenses. I don't even want to know if that resembles the real Norman. However, just by being by Flynn's side as she sobbed, all of the young women who came to offer their condolences whispered, 'Look, that's Madam Gilbit's rumored lover.'
Thick fingers cover my nose and mouth and my head is tilted backwards. Before I even have a chance to ask what's going on, tense muscles touch my chest… muscles…
 
   
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Far from her lover, I didn't even have a lover in my actual life.
"UWAH!"
 
   
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After closing the lid, there wouldn't be another government official who would check inside. Even though it was immediately following its independence, doubting the funeral of a leader of a country would be imprudent all by itself.
All the nerves in my body suddenly wake up and sweat gushes out of all of my pores. Using both of my arms and my entire body, I throw off the young man in a speedo hanging over me.
 
   
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Although, what was inside the extravagant coffin wasn't a corpse, but the 'End of the Wind' wrapped in cloth.
"Shibuya, safe! Just barely safe!"
 
   
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As soon as we got out of the capital, we started making our getaway in a mad rush.
"Uhyaa, that was close!"
 
   
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Since the Maou statue with the elephant head was stolen from the treasure room, they hadn't realized that the box had been switched out yet. That being said, once they discovered it, we would fall under suspicion. We had to get away as soon as possible before they realized. We had the fastest group of sheep on our side.
The kind lifeguard man pressed his lips together and sat there looking dejected. I'm thankful for him coming to my rescue, but what's up with that girly way he's sitting? He clears his throat and begins to speak in an admonishing way.
 
   
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Flynn, Murata, and I rode in the carriage being pulled by T-Zou's Team 'Seep.' Apparently having been a sheep shepherd in his hometown, Gardino was sitting in the driver's position in high spirits.
"You two, no matter how close you are if the friend who jumped in to save the other ends up drowning too there's no point. More importantly, just what are you wearing to swim in the ocean? Clothes that absorb water and get heavy will simply bind up your arms and legs."
 
   
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I don't know why he's coming with us.
"Ah, yeah."
 
   
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Lady Cheri stayed behind in Shimaron with Fanfan. Her next aspiration is to take a world cruise of free love. Naturally, Chevalier was underfoot waiting on her as usual.
"When you go into the ocean, both men and women should wear skintight bikinis. That's the ironclad rule, okay? Ironclad."
 
   
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Wolfram, Josak, Sizemore, and Dacascos were on a horse-driven carriage parallel to us. The troublesome part was that in Japan it's said that horses and sheep are like cats and dogs, so they both had the sense of a huge rivalry about them. Lined up together, they meaninglessly dashed forward and if one of them fell behind, there would be a shower of feces from their displeasure. Sheep are super-early-morning types so by the afternoon, they were in a bad mood.
When I look down at myself, not only am I not in a bikini, I'm wearing fancy winter clothes. The soaking wet, thick fabric was like a lead weight and I felt like it was pressing down on my chest.
 
   
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We reluctantly put a distance between the sheep carriage and the horse carriage, but if an enemy attacked us, we would be at a disadvantage.
"Where are the college girls?" Murata Ken asks the lifeguard with a sigh, leaning against a boulder exhausted.
 
   
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No one told us that 'seep' and horses had this bad of a relationship with each other when we bought them.
"Who? Oh, the girls who lost their bathing suit? I gave them a severe warning. Not only were they playing around in a restricted area, they even made part-timers from the boardinghouse clean up their mess. When I said I was going to ask around for witnesses, they disappeared like the wind." The lifeguard's skin had passed from tan straight to brown from his summers of Justice every year. He stands up and places his hands on his waist as if to show off his honed body that has a perfect, inverted triangular shape. The strings to a swimming cap are tied around his neck. "Anyway you two, muscle fatigue in the ocean is dangerous. Be brave when resting at the beach."
 
   
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"At any rate, there's one thing I don't get."
"Yeah…"
 
   
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"Hm?"
The two of us stayed stretched out on the sand even after Mr. Lifeguard left. We both start to say something, but the conversation doesn't move forward because of the timing.
 
   
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"You made Josak make a fake box while we were on the boat, right?" I asked Murata who was swaying around in the luggage compartment as I sat next to the driver.
"Honestly, this is cruel," Murata says as he moves to my side after a long time of staying motionless. "It's like we drowned for those girls."
 
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"Yeah. His hobby is carpentry."
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"I didn't know that… No, what I mean is, you planned on switching the box out while we were still at that stage?"
   
 
"Yeah."
 
"Yeah."
   
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"Which, which means that even though you came along as a spare teammate, you thought that we couldn't win!?"
"Shibuya."
 
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Murata put a hand to the back of his head and laughed loudly. "No way, I didn't think that. I absolutely believed that you would win."
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"But you were preparing for us to lose on the ship, way before the tournament even began."
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"That wasn't preparation for when you lost."
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"Liar."
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"I'm not lying. I thought things would turn out the way they did."
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Flynn sticks her head out of the roof and lets the winter wind run through her silver hair.
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My friend the Great Sage leaned on the gold-encrusted coffin in an unlucky way and petted it as if soothing the dangerous object within.
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"I thought that you probably wouldn't wish for the box even if you won."
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"… What's up with that? You're saying stuff like those twins' predictions."
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"It wasn't a prediction. I don't have that sort of handy ESP. In any case, the only person with ESP in Japan is Esper Itou, right? I just thought that things would happen that way. I heard about the maken from Josak. If it were you-gah!"
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The carriage ran over a rut. The luggage compartment swayed violently.
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"Owow, I bit my tongue… If it were you, you would probably realize how dangerous it would be for Caloria to officially take the 'End of the Wind.'"
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"Nmofu?" T-Zou looked back at me. It was like she was asking if she were going the right way.
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"You're good."
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The sheep who were supposed to have much better eyesight than people suddenly fell into disorder and stopped running.
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I hurriedly take out the magic-powered telescope and peer off into the distance.
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"You guys, what are- whoa!"
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"What's wrong, Shibuya?"
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"Soldiers! They're on horseback and there's more than thirty. Gardino, bring the carriage near the edge of the forest. Damn, how far away are the guys on the horse carriage!?"
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The brown spot that I couldn't see with my naked eye became larger in an instant. With the trembling of hooves hitting the earth, thirty men on horseback come directly at us from the front. In our ill-prepared state, we were surrounded by them. And it wasn't just one or two, but thirty horsemen in uniform.
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I call them uniformed, but I didn't know what country they were soldiers from. It wasn't the yellow, brown, and white that I was used to and it wasn't the light blue and grey uniforms from the other side of the border in Shou Shimaron.
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More than their green clothes, there was a part of them that stood out.
  +
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It was their ominous red and green masks.
  +
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The moment I saw that, I felt like all the blood in my body started to boil. Everything started with these guys in masks.
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They were the men who shot Günter before my eyes and cut Conrad's arm off. They were the men who threw me into a rampage near the window in Norman Gilbit's estate. I remember those sickening red and green masks. I haven't forgotten those green, fluttering clothes.
  +
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They surrounded the sheep carriage from a distance and their bare blades shined in the afternoon light. When one horse got impatient and neighed, it spread around to all the others.
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The man who had moved forward called out.
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"Are you the party from Caloria!?"
  +
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I see, so the suspicion of them being a group of thieves in the wilderness was now cleared. They have clearly chosen their target. And quite a unique target.
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"I wonder if we should say that we are," I murmured to Murata while still sitting next to the driver. Since the horse-drawn carriage fell behind, this is what happened.
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A carriage filled completely with non-combatants was surrounded by a professional group of murderers. Most pressing was that even if our rear group arrived, they would have no chance in a thirty versus four fight.
  +
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"Nmomomofuu!"
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T-Zou braced her legs and crouched down. Sorry, I didn't count you.
  +
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"I'll ask again! Are you the party from Caloria!?"
  +
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"What will you do if we are?"
  +
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"Then we will claim your lives."
  +
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I shouldn't have responded.
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I rush into the luggage compartment and search around for a weapon. I discovered a meager club that seemed as if it would just barely stop an attack. Isn't there something here like an iron ball or something? Like a sickle and chain?
  +
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While I looked around in the carriage, the gold-encrusted coffin pops into my view.
  +
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… Inside this is the wooden box that is the strongest and worst ultimate weapon…
  +
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I roughly knock on my head with my fist as if to shake off my improper thoughts. No, no, once the lid opens, no one knows what will happen. It's not even clear if it will activate or stay silent or if it will respond to anything but the real key. Furthermore, it might spit up a side character and bring serious damage to half of the continent.
  +
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I can't think of using this weapon for even a fraction of a moment.
  +
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Then what about the superior magic of the Maou that I have some control over, albeit only slightly. So far I didn't know what button to press to get it working, but this time I have the reliable starting system called Muraken.
  +
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"I'd like to give the others time to catch up, but even if they get here, there aren't enough of them to have an even fight. But, if we don't wait and surrender before they get here, it'll be impossible to meet up with them again if we end up as corpses…"
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"Hey Murata, this isn't the time to sit around worried in the Rodin Pose<ref>The Rodin Pose is how the famous sculpture, The Thinker, is sitting.</ref>!" I grab Murata's collar and pull his face to mine. It lacks any traces of sensing the impending danger. "I have a favor to ask."
  +
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"Ask away."
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"Lend me power."
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"You mean, switch myself on?"
  +
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"Th-"
  +
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"No," he refuses without even giving me time to answer. "What's going to happen if you keep on exploding without replenishing your fuel? Eventually you'll have nothing left to burn and you'll end up destroying yourself. Right now you are clearly in the red zone. You've run out of gas and the needle on the meter is pointing towards empty."
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"No matter how much you think about it, there's no other way to get out of this situation alive!"
  +
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"Even so, you can't! If it's frustrating, how about trying to fill up your MP. Although in your case, just sleeping at an inn won't be enough to recover."
  +
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"Ugh, damn it!"
  +
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The Anytime, Anywhere Starting System Murata had an unbelievable lecturing feature included. On top of that, he was much better with words.
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"… Guess there's no choice. Shall we try pleading for our lives? You're smart so help out…"
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"If that's the case, then I'll be glad to."
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We leave Flynn and the exchange student in the carriage and step out. We're surrounded by red and green in a complete 360 degrees around us and it feels like we're standing inside of a totem pole or something.
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"Um, and now, I shall make my request as is my right as a person!" Murata had his right hand lightly gripped underneath his chin. He was holding a fake microphone. "Sadly, if you seek to claim our lives, there must be a suitable reason!"
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"A suitable reason!"
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"Sadly, if we can't escape, ah, before we die we wish to know why!"
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"To know why!"
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"Make good food!"
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"Good food!"
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Always be clean! … The point of our request had changed into something different.
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Even with this horribly unrelated plea for our lives, most of the red and green didn't react even a little bit.
  +
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Even though if there's a group of more than ten people, there's always one person who laughs at stupid jokes.
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Only the leader responded in a brief and clear way.
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"There is no reason to tell you."
  +
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That's it?
  +
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"They've received an order to eradicate the Calorian group. It's unfortunate, but you have to accept that," said Murata.
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"Wait, they're not even considering that we're not Calor-"
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Something that cut through the air with a loud noise hit one of the masked riders in the chest. Then there was another shot and then another at the feet of the horses. The confused, timid animals rear up in fear and agitation. Two of the riders fall onto the ground wet with lingering snow, but they immediately stand up and grip their swords.
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"Get inside!" I shout at Flynn and the exchange student and then I immediately turn to where the arrows came from. There is a group composed of people of various sizes running towards us stirring up the frosted-over, muddy earth. There were three warriors on horseback, but the rest were men in dirty clothes.
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"… Who are they?" Deflecting a sword coming at my head from above with my weak club, I make sure that Murata is safe. "You get inside too! It'll be a shame if you get your head smashed in!"
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"Nmo! Motamanimofu!" Tearing off the leather belt, the Queen of 'Seep' joined the battle. As she bit the legs of the horses, the enemies fell to the ground. She would turn her head to the side and spit out the blood. H-how manly.
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The reinforcements who came from who knows where charged in with strange voices I can't express in writing. It was at that time that the other group finally caught up with us and Sizemore and Josak sprung forward.
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"Yuuri!"
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"I'm here."
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Looking relieved at hearing my response, Wolfram comes running forward.
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"Who are these people? Or rather, who are those people!?"
  +
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"Those are kind of difficult questions."
  +
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In the battle of 30 versus 15… 16? About 17. However you looked at it, the smaller group seemed superior. There were only two swordsmen on horses, so being maneuverable seemed to be an advantage. Also, the group with assorted clothes and weapons fought dirt-… er, cunningly. None of them were fighting one-on-one and none of them went in for a direct attack from the front.
  +
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I ended up behind Wolfram and T-Zou and I leaned back on the muddy carriage wheel.
  +
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The world is a large place, but I might be the only man who has been protected by a sheep. It's a depressing thought.
  +
  +
"… Conrad…?"
  +
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One of the two silhouettes on horseback in the distance looked like Lord Weller. The other one was in an embarrassingly gaudy outfit, but the one that looked like Conrad was in a Shimaron military uniform.
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"Hey Wolf, that's… Conrad."
  +
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"What!? Why is that idiot here… He does look like him."
  +
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Getting confirmation from his brother, I try moving in that direction, but I valued my life and couldn't move. Even so, I follow him with my eyes.
  +
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A silver flash of steel draws an arc in the noon sun. That way of drawing a sword without any unnecessary movement… It's definitely Lord Weller Conrart. Who is that person in the gaudy clothes next to him? I wonder if his eyes don't hurt with all of those layers of bright, primary colors…
  +
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"Yuuri!"
  +
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"Whoa, huah!?"
  +
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I had only let my attention stray for a few seconds, but a knife had stuck into the cloth canopy behind me. It was only a few centimeters from my ear. It looked like it had been struck with something that set it off course right before my eyes. Maybe someone threw a rock.
  +
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"What do you mean, 'huah!?' Don't say 'huah!'"
  +
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Wolfram was fairly strict with language.
  +
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The group with red and green masks suddenly headed for their horses. They had lost about half of their number, but they took off north at full speed.
  +
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"They ran away? Are they retreating?"
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I fix my gaze on a point high up, being careful not to look at the ground. Climbing out of the luggage compartment, Murata Ken noticed my unnatural gaze and asked what I was doing.
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"Ah, well, there's a lot on the ground."
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"Ah, I see. Like heads and stuff."
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Jumping down from the carriage and looking at the blood-stained snow and mud, Flynn Gilbit let out a sigh. "… Why were we targeted?"
  +
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"It's a shame that we've made Caloria independent."
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That pretty girl anime voice.
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Murata, Wolf, Josak, and I all turned to look at the speaker, startled. He was wearing something like a gaudy poncho of primary colors and had unhealthy, yellow skin. He was gripping a narrow sword with his abnormally thin, right arm.
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"His Majesty Berard IV…"
  +
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"Hi! Whe~re exactly did we meet? Was it at the award ceremony or perhaps at the ball?"
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His gaunt chin and bowl cut hair was covered in a shower of blood splatters. With him smiling at me like that, I felt like Ripley being glared at by the Alien.
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"Ahaha! Getting in the way of Uncle's plan feels, aha, really goo~d. With this, your Caloria will properly become independent and Uncle's approval will go down again. Ahaha, seeing those with power become flustered is so fun I can't get enough of i~t!"
  +
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After that cheerful and drawn out word, His Majesty Berard IV mutters a brief comment.
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"… If only he'd hurry up and disappear."
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My eyebrows had already shot high up on my forehead and the goosebumps all over my skin were even popping up inside my ears. Scary. Humans are scary.
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"Ah, you don't have worry~. Shimaron will handle the corpses and the injured. If you trace it all back, these people are soldiers from our country after a~ll. We won't leave them here until spring or anythi~ng."
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"Your Majesty!"
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Berard IV and I both turned at the same time. However, I immediately realize who was called out to.
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Lord Weller doesn't call me 'Your Majesty' anymore. It's because he won't come back with us to Shin Makoku.
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"Let us return, Your Majesty. If we leave the palace for too long, His Highness the Second will become suspicious."
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"That's true~."
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The man in the Shimaronian military uniform urged his new master along and turned his back. If it will divert my misery, I'll give up my abstinence from alcohol and tobacco.
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I must have been making quite a pitiful face because Wolfram lightly touched my elbow. His tone was much gentler than usual.
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"Do you remember what I said to you?"
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"What? You've said a lot of things to me so I have no idea."
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He sheathes his sword that was cleaned of blood. It made a clinking sound of the end of battle.
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"… That the foolish one is Conrart."
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Now that I think about it, Flynn had been acting suspiciously for some time now. Hiding herself in the luggage rack and the living wool, she was stealing fleeting glances of the battlefield.
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It happened when I attempted to call out to her to ask if she was hiding for some reason.
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"Oh! The Mistress!"
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"Aah!"
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Her silver hair instantaneously stood on end. A man who had been crouched down examining the body of an enemy soldier had found Flynn and called out flirtatiously. He was so overjoyed, his mouth had spread open so wide it was animalistic. With the speed of a mischievous, large dog, he ran to his beloved Mistress's side.
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It would be a serious issue if his ears started drooping down.
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"The Mistress! The Mistress! It's the Mistress! Everyone, it's the Mistress!"
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"Ah! Oh, no way! Wait a minute! Wait a-umph!"
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The reason I'm not seeing this as sexual harassment as I watch on from the sidelines is likely because I know that they are a lady and servants. Being assaulted by one man after the next, Flynn ended up like a player surrounded by a huddle.
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"Rugby is pretty rough as well, huh," says the soccer fan, missing the point.
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A large man that can easily surpass two meters stood up. On his shaven head, there is an X-shaped scar. He's hugging a round stone to his chest… Hm? That glossy thing wasn't a rock, it was a skull he had loved and spoiled for many years.
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"Commander Mountain Range!?"
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The polished, amber sphere was Commander Mountain Range's sweetheart, Miss Terrine. They say that the commander had taken just one person along with him from the remains of those he had killed. All of them call her Tewwy Bewwy and love her, but it's a secret that she was actually 'bones from birth' and part of the body of a member of the well-known Flying Skeleton Tribe.
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A large portion of those that had run to our aid were graduates of the Plainsmen. They are all in dirty clothes, but not the pink prisoner outfits from before.
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"Commander Mountain Range, what are you all doing in Dai Shimaron? Ah, I have to say hello to Miss Terrine first, right? Good afternoon, Miss Terrine. Your skin is radiant today as well."
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"Mishy Terrine devotes herself to grooming every day. Her fundamental skin-care pwoduct is egg whites."
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"… Commander Mountain Range is the same as ever, too."
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This vicious, mountain range of a man with a shaven head will only speak through Mishy Terrine.
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After finally managing to get away from the huddle of men with great difficulty, Flynn Gilbit starts yelling hysterically, forgetting her position as the new leader of Caloria.
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"Oh honestly, all of you! Why do you always greet me so childishly? Why don't you try asking 'How are you?' like refined gentlemen for once!?"
   
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"Mistress, we're fine!"
Hugging his knees as he sat in the wet sand, Murata bit back his words. After saying my last name who knows how many times, he finally says this small sentence:
 
   
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"That's right, Mistress. We're fine!
   
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"No way, I'm swine!" <ref>The original pun was playing off of the word they were using for fine (gokigen) and instead saying 'gokiburi' which means cockroach.</ref>
   
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Flynn gave up trying to teach them manners.
"It's not a dream."
 
   
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"… And furthermore, stop searching the pockets of fallen enemy soldiers on the field. Unless you intend to pass the belongings on to the bereaved family in the future, doing such a thing is very disgraceful."
   
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The Plainsmen graduates were dejected after being coldly reproved. That's what's amazing about Flynn.
   
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As a ruler of my own country, I feel like I have to follow her example.
After staying silent for seven seconds, I laughed wholeheartedly.
 
   
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Until now, I've thought of Murata as guy who wore glasses and got bullied a lot. However, that Murata I had such a prejudiced view of has done a full 180 with a manly attitude and bravery. As for what he was doing at the moment… He was leaning over the corpse of an assailant and diligently investigating the cause of death. I had never seen a corpse on the battlefield outside of photos and television. After coming to this world I've gotten used to many shocking experiences, but… even so, investigating injuries on your own is probably impossible if you're not a coroner.
"What, the skeleton fish?"
 
   
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"There's nothing stuck in him."
"… Stupid, I wasn't talking about the skeleton fish!"
 
   
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Peeking out through my fingers, I glance at Murata and the victim. My voice when I asked, 'What would be?' was heavy.
Right at that moment, an explosive sound reverberated in the air and a puff of white smoke rose up. A group of young kids genuinely enjoying summer were setting off fireworks in the middle of the day.
 
   
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"An arrow. An arrow did come flying and hit him, but there is only an injury and there's no arrowhead."
My friend stirs his body into movement while groaning and forces his painful muscles to stretch.
 
   
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"And, what does that mean?"
"Oh that's right, Shibuya. Tonight is the tourism bureau's firework festival."
 
   
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"Either I just thought I saw an arrow or… it wasn't from a bow. If so, then there is someone else who came to our rescue."
"Tch, I'm going to end up washing dishes in the boardinghouse while you go out and try and pick up college girls anyway."
 
   
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Now that he mentions it, I also saw three men on horseback in the beginning. However, when His Majesty Berard and Conrart left, there weren't any other horses with them. Where did the last horseman disappear to?
"No I'm not! I'm going to help with the dishes. Let's get it done quickly so we can watch the fireworks with some girls in yukata."
 
   
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Feeling a gaze upon me from afar, I turn my head towards the forest across the wilderness. The place where there were many trees… on the boundary where the sunlight grew dim, there was a blonde man who looked much better than a few days ago that had come to a stop on his horse.
Despite having almost drowned to death, the two of us were in good spirits here on the sand.
 
   
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"Hey," von Grantz Adalbert said in a muted voice while he gazed at me as I came running. "You seem well."
"The fireworks are beautiful. I'll show you my secret spot. If you watch from there, it's like the stars are falling out of the sky. Okay? You have to rest your soul and refill your MP while your fiancé isn't around."
 
   
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"You too… You're a lot better than the day before yesterday… Um, how is your arm and leg…?"
"Really, I don't know if you're talking about a secret spot of Mr. Spock or… what did you say?"
 
   
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The leg and arm he had fractured were covered with white casts.
"I could also introduce you to someone who's the same type as your recent ex, you know." He pokes me in the side with his wet elbow. "How about that platinum blonde girl staying in the Muskmelon Hall?"
 
   
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"I ended up amusing you. Seeing a military man like this isn't something you can do very often."
I wanted to grab his hair and shake his head around.
 
   
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"Was it you?"
I loved my friend so much I couldn't stop laughing.
 
   
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"What?"
   
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"Something like a bow and arrow, but… someone shot something that wasn't an arrow and deflected that knife coming at my face with a rock I couldn't see."
   
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"Who knows."
   
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"Like I said, if you have the strength to do that, use it after healing your body!"
   
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Adalbert looked like he was the recipient of an absurd scolding, but he shakes it off with a 'Well, whatever.'
I have friends in the other world and a friend in this world who knows that.
 
   
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"With this I paid you back for that night. Remember this, the next time we meet…"
I don't have to doubt whether it's all a dream anymore.
 
   
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He spurs his horse into a gallop without saying the rest. The way he leaves behind only anxiety hasn't changed a bit.
   
   
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Latest revision as of 04:51, 22 August 2017

Chapter 8[edit]


Flynn Gilbit had become half crazed.

"Dear, hold on! Norman! Oh please, please god! Save my husband!"

"… Huh?"

She had her silk-wrapped hands clasped together and she was praying to god while looking to heaven.

"Mughhgghh."

The body on the stretcher was Norman Gilbit with his mask on writhing around. Wolfram was at the head of the stretcher and Flynn, Murata, and Josak were at the patient's side as they ran along with him.

Disarrayed silver hair fluttered in the wind.

"Wow, how horrible. The lord was suddenly struck ill. With a young wife it's such a shame… Huh!? Wait a minute!"

The masked feudal lord had been coming into bloom since the moment we met, or rather, the person who was pretending to be Norman Gilbit until today was no one else but me, Shibuya Yuuri. But, time flies by and just a little while ago the second generation Norman Gilbit the Masked Feudal Lord had officially retired.

Despite that, right now the man being transported at a reckless speed was wearing the mask that I had come to know too well.

"Wait, Flynn! Who is that!? Who is that man!?"

Did the third generation just come to an end?

When I ran after the group and tried to get in the room, the youngest lady in the group of curious onlookers in the hallway told me.

"Oh, you're the young officer that danced with that lady, right?"

"Young off-…"

"You have a... relationship with that lady, don't you?"

"What kind of relationship?"

"You know… a relationship. Adultery. Adultery. An adulterous relationship." Even though she was deliberately speaking in a low voice, she emphasized and repeated it three times. "Of course, of course, that lady is beautiful, isn't she? She'd have one or two lovers, huh? But this is good for you. Congratulations. You might be able to become her official husband."

Having no idea that the relationship between Flynn and I had ended, the young lady kept on proudly unveiling the scandalous news.

"You know her husband, Mr. Norman Gilbit, fought hard in the tournament finals, right? He fought hard and won, but was injured, yeah? It seems like those injuries got worse and he finally collapsed. He's apparently on the verge of death."

"Collapsed!?"

Wait, I'm Norman Gilbit, right? Then who is that wearing the mask?

"Flynn!"

I go into the room in a big hurry and close the door so the secret doesn't get out. All eight eyes of Flynn, Murata, Josak, and Wolfram focus on me.

"Why is a Norman Gilbit that isn't me about to die?"

"Shh!"

All four of them raise a finger to their mouths simultaneously. The masked man was still in agony. He was grasping his knee – not his neck that got injured in the match – and rolling around.

A mischievous look appeared on Murata's face as he brushed snow off of his shoulder.

"We need the corpse of a man of high status. To be more accurate, the coffin. Because of that, we're all putting on an act. Well, as for him…" The person playing Norman's role was writhing around on the bed. "He's not necessarily acting."

"That's the truth," said Josak. He already had an amazed expression on his face. It looks like he wants to say that he just can't keep up with the strange plans of the children. "After slipping in the snow and breaking his kneecap, this middle-aged soldier has a sock shoved in his mouth that was worn for three days straight."

"Ugh."

What a terribly simple gag. That's very close to torture. Now I understand his realistic acting.

"Then this person is going to die after this…"

"That's right."

"Whaefer, ut alleaf ake ow is agh eesh," the seriously injured young man said unintelligibly. "Amph inf you fay you ud iff me um paingifferz?"

"Ah, yeah yeah, painkillers. And you want me to take the gag out, huh?"

With the mask off, he was a completely normal guy. His hair wasn't as long as a normal soldier and he didn't have a stern look on his face that said 'Let's fight!' He was a gentle man that had the feel of an artist to him and he seemed like the type that women would love.

"Phew… The inside of my mouth still feels gross. It was mean to not take the sock out even though I agreed to this."

Feeling a little better after getting his painkillers, he sat on the bed and drank some water.

"The way he talks sounds like a diligent exchange student," I said. [1]

"Ah, me, I'm called Gardino. I came to the capital to study art and drama, but since I was a student I didn't have enough money. So, I became a temporary soldier in the garrison. I want to study art and drama more, but tuition at upper-level schools is high and I can't afford it.

"He really does sound like an exchange student."

The young Gardino clenched his fist and made some calculations with burning eyes.

"If I can get amount suggested, I can go to the upper-level school for two years. And also, if it's just once a week, I can hire a lady to take off her clothes… I'll do my best! My absolute best! It's really going to be my best! I'll put my body and soul into playing the role of the corpse! Everyone, please watch my death!"

We seem to have hired quite the unique actor. He'll be wearing a mask so he probably only has to be careful of his breathing.

"Hmph. The place that excels the most in the arts out of any country is the Royals Arts Association in our Shin Makoku. There even cats can perform and there are even prodigal turtles that are master painters."

Wolfram, who always proclaims that mazoku are the number one at everything, has flippantly said something amazing. Prodigal, master painter turtles. I want to see them. I really want to see them. But there is the danger that creating one painting would take several hundred years…

"Amazing! I want to study on exchange there… but I'm getting kind of tired…"

Laying the part-timer who had finally started to feel the effects of the painkiller on the bed, Flynn fires herself up and prepares to cry. She lets down her hair and musses it up and gives herself a gaunt appearance by messing up her makeup.

"… Wow, beautiful people are beautiful no matter what they do, huh?"

"Honestly, Your Majesty, what are you saying?"

My mood turns strangely miserable in a way that I can't call bittersweet. People's emotions are odd. Why can I unabashedly say a pick-up line as soon as I decided I wouldn't fall in love?

"But why do we need a coffin? If it's Norman Gilbit's funeral, you can do it properly once you go home."

"Huh? Did nobody tell Shibuya?"

"What? I'm the only one left out? Just who do you all think I-"

"Okay! And now we enter the second act, the Death of Norman Gilbit!"

Before they told me the truth about the situation, Josak opened the door.

With her hair disheveled and her eyes red with tears, Flynn entered the hallway while saying a prayer.

"Oh god, to think the trial you give me would be this painful!"

It is unbelievably horrible acting from the woman who pretended to be her husband for several years.

"Everyone, on this moment on this night in this month, my husband, Norman Gilbit, has passed away!"




The funeral procession was subdued at first, then it was restless, and at the end it moved forward as if escaping.

As long as we were in Dai Shimaron, we had to behave like we were part of a funeral service for an important person.

After all, now Norman Gilbit wasn't the mandated overseer of Shou Shimaron's autonomous colony of Caloria. Caloria had gained official independence by being the first victorious team that wasn't from the sponsoring nation of Dai Shimaron in 'Use you knowledge, speed, and skill to win! The World's Best Fighter Tournament!'

The leader of an independent nation deserved to be sent off with respect. For example, the coffin holding the remains shouldn't be handled carelessly.

Even if there was only another small box inside of it.

The more you heard of it, the more astonished you would be at the plan.

Not astonished by the ingenuity, but by the fact that the so-called savior of the kingdom, the Twin Black Great Sage, came up with such a childish plan! That sort of astonished.

It was all well and good that he got the 'End of the Wind' out of the temple in Dai Shimaron by switching it with a DIY box made on the ship, but there was no way to get it somewhere safe. He even thought that since it was painted white and looked like a boy's coffin that it should be carried in a funeral. However, if a soldier has questions during an inspection, he can't be allowed to open the lid and check the contents.

Then how about putting it in a bigger box and giving a reason why they can't look inside?

The reason for not opening the lid being… an ideal 'deceased' is inside.

It was Norman 'You are already dead' Gilbit who had just been injured during the World's Best.

Dai Shimaron had even given it a catchline of 'Caloria's Great Star, Fallen' and had wanted to conduct a temporary burial for Norman Gilbit. They probably wanted to show their open-mindedness by showing respect to the victor even though they were defeated.

Gardino put on a splendid performance as a corpse without moving even the tiniest bit. However, his breathing while asleep was loud so someone had to stay by his side and continuously speak. Flynn held on to her grief and as a tragic wife who clung to her husband, she received sympathy from women all over the capital. Wolfram and Josak were extolled by a poet as teammates who fought together with him and whose friendship surpassed even death. Even though they had never met the actual person.

Murata employed his memories of the past and walked about as the experienced ceremony leader. Without him consistently coming up with plans, the temporary burial in a foreign country would have been impossible.

I'm the one who didn't have a part.

I did wear goggles in the arena, but I didn't wear the mask. As such, a part of the ladies and men who were watching recognize my Norman Gilbit face. On the other hand, the women at the party we were invited to treat me as Flynn Gilbit's young lover. In the end, the young ladies who loved to gossip started up a rumor that Caloria's mistress was giving her affection to a young man that looked like her husband.

Hurriedly dyed, chestnut brown hair and cosmetic, brown lenses. I don't even want to know if that resembles the real Norman. However, just by being by Flynn's side as she sobbed, all of the young women who came to offer their condolences whispered, 'Look, that's Madam Gilbit's rumored lover.'

Far from her lover, I didn't even have a lover in my actual life.

After closing the lid, there wouldn't be another government official who would check inside. Even though it was immediately following its independence, doubting the funeral of a leader of a country would be imprudent all by itself.

Although, what was inside the extravagant coffin wasn't a corpse, but the 'End of the Wind' wrapped in cloth.

As soon as we got out of the capital, we started making our getaway in a mad rush.

Since the Maou statue with the elephant head was stolen from the treasure room, they hadn't realized that the box had been switched out yet. That being said, once they discovered it, we would fall under suspicion. We had to get away as soon as possible before they realized. We had the fastest group of sheep on our side.

Flynn, Murata, and I rode in the carriage being pulled by T-Zou's Team 'Seep.' Apparently having been a sheep shepherd in his hometown, Gardino was sitting in the driver's position in high spirits.

I don't know why he's coming with us.

Lady Cheri stayed behind in Shimaron with Fanfan. Her next aspiration is to take a world cruise of free love. Naturally, Chevalier was underfoot waiting on her as usual.

Wolfram, Josak, Sizemore, and Dacascos were on a horse-driven carriage parallel to us. The troublesome part was that in Japan it's said that horses and sheep are like cats and dogs, so they both had the sense of a huge rivalry about them. Lined up together, they meaninglessly dashed forward and if one of them fell behind, there would be a shower of feces from their displeasure. Sheep are super-early-morning types so by the afternoon, they were in a bad mood.

We reluctantly put a distance between the sheep carriage and the horse carriage, but if an enemy attacked us, we would be at a disadvantage.

No one told us that 'seep' and horses had this bad of a relationship with each other when we bought them.

"At any rate, there's one thing I don't get."

"Hm?"

"You made Josak make a fake box while we were on the boat, right?" I asked Murata who was swaying around in the luggage compartment as I sat next to the driver.

"Yeah. His hobby is carpentry."

"I didn't know that… No, what I mean is, you planned on switching the box out while we were still at that stage?"

"Yeah."

"Which, which means that even though you came along as a spare teammate, you thought that we couldn't win!?"

Murata put a hand to the back of his head and laughed loudly. "No way, I didn't think that. I absolutely believed that you would win."

"But you were preparing for us to lose on the ship, way before the tournament even began."

"That wasn't preparation for when you lost."

"Liar."

"I'm not lying. I thought things would turn out the way they did."

Flynn sticks her head out of the roof and lets the winter wind run through her silver hair.

My friend the Great Sage leaned on the gold-encrusted coffin in an unlucky way and petted it as if soothing the dangerous object within.

"I thought that you probably wouldn't wish for the box even if you won."

"… What's up with that? You're saying stuff like those twins' predictions."

"It wasn't a prediction. I don't have that sort of handy ESP. In any case, the only person with ESP in Japan is Esper Itou, right? I just thought that things would happen that way. I heard about the maken from Josak. If it were you-gah!"

The carriage ran over a rut. The luggage compartment swayed violently.

"Owow, I bit my tongue… If it were you, you would probably realize how dangerous it would be for Caloria to officially take the 'End of the Wind.'"

"Nmofu?" T-Zou looked back at me. It was like she was asking if she were going the right way.

"You're good."

The sheep who were supposed to have much better eyesight than people suddenly fell into disorder and stopped running.

I hurriedly take out the magic-powered telescope and peer off into the distance.

"You guys, what are- whoa!"

"What's wrong, Shibuya?"

"Soldiers! They're on horseback and there's more than thirty. Gardino, bring the carriage near the edge of the forest. Damn, how far away are the guys on the horse carriage!?"

The brown spot that I couldn't see with my naked eye became larger in an instant. With the trembling of hooves hitting the earth, thirty men on horseback come directly at us from the front. In our ill-prepared state, we were surrounded by them. And it wasn't just one or two, but thirty horsemen in uniform.

I call them uniformed, but I didn't know what country they were soldiers from. It wasn't the yellow, brown, and white that I was used to and it wasn't the light blue and grey uniforms from the other side of the border in Shou Shimaron.

More than their green clothes, there was a part of them that stood out.

It was their ominous red and green masks.

The moment I saw that, I felt like all the blood in my body started to boil. Everything started with these guys in masks.

They were the men who shot Günter before my eyes and cut Conrad's arm off. They were the men who threw me into a rampage near the window in Norman Gilbit's estate. I remember those sickening red and green masks. I haven't forgotten those green, fluttering clothes.

They surrounded the sheep carriage from a distance and their bare blades shined in the afternoon light. When one horse got impatient and neighed, it spread around to all the others.

The man who had moved forward called out.

"Are you the party from Caloria!?"

I see, so the suspicion of them being a group of thieves in the wilderness was now cleared. They have clearly chosen their target. And quite a unique target.

"I wonder if we should say that we are," I murmured to Murata while still sitting next to the driver. Since the horse-drawn carriage fell behind, this is what happened.

A carriage filled completely with non-combatants was surrounded by a professional group of murderers. Most pressing was that even if our rear group arrived, they would have no chance in a thirty versus four fight.

"Nmomomofuu!"

T-Zou braced her legs and crouched down. Sorry, I didn't count you.

"I'll ask again! Are you the party from Caloria!?"

"What will you do if we are?"

"Then we will claim your lives."

I shouldn't have responded.

I rush into the luggage compartment and search around for a weapon. I discovered a meager club that seemed as if it would just barely stop an attack. Isn't there something here like an iron ball or something? Like a sickle and chain?

While I looked around in the carriage, the gold-encrusted coffin pops into my view.

… Inside this is the wooden box that is the strongest and worst ultimate weapon…

I roughly knock on my head with my fist as if to shake off my improper thoughts. No, no, once the lid opens, no one knows what will happen. It's not even clear if it will activate or stay silent or if it will respond to anything but the real key. Furthermore, it might spit up a side character and bring serious damage to half of the continent.

I can't think of using this weapon for even a fraction of a moment.

Then what about the superior magic of the Maou that I have some control over, albeit only slightly. So far I didn't know what button to press to get it working, but this time I have the reliable starting system called Muraken.

"I'd like to give the others time to catch up, but even if they get here, there aren't enough of them to have an even fight. But, if we don't wait and surrender before they get here, it'll be impossible to meet up with them again if we end up as corpses…"

"Hey Murata, this isn't the time to sit around worried in the Rodin Pose[2]!" I grab Murata's collar and pull his face to mine. It lacks any traces of sensing the impending danger. "I have a favor to ask."

"Ask away."

"Lend me power."

"You mean, switch myself on?"

"Th-"

"No," he refuses without even giving me time to answer. "What's going to happen if you keep on exploding without replenishing your fuel? Eventually you'll have nothing left to burn and you'll end up destroying yourself. Right now you are clearly in the red zone. You've run out of gas and the needle on the meter is pointing towards empty."

"No matter how much you think about it, there's no other way to get out of this situation alive!"

"Even so, you can't! If it's frustrating, how about trying to fill up your MP. Although in your case, just sleeping at an inn won't be enough to recover."

"Ugh, damn it!"

The Anytime, Anywhere Starting System Murata had an unbelievable lecturing feature included. On top of that, he was much better with words.

"… Guess there's no choice. Shall we try pleading for our lives? You're smart so help out…"

"If that's the case, then I'll be glad to."

We leave Flynn and the exchange student in the carriage and step out. We're surrounded by red and green in a complete 360 degrees around us and it feels like we're standing inside of a totem pole or something.

"Um, and now, I shall make my request as is my right as a person!" Murata had his right hand lightly gripped underneath his chin. He was holding a fake microphone. "Sadly, if you seek to claim our lives, there must be a suitable reason!"

"A suitable reason!"

"Sadly, if we can't escape, ah, before we die we wish to know why!"

"To know why!"

"Make good food!"

"Good food!"

Always be clean! … The point of our request had changed into something different.

Even with this horribly unrelated plea for our lives, most of the red and green didn't react even a little bit.

Even though if there's a group of more than ten people, there's always one person who laughs at stupid jokes.

Only the leader responded in a brief and clear way.

"There is no reason to tell you."

That's it?

"They've received an order to eradicate the Calorian group. It's unfortunate, but you have to accept that," said Murata.

"Wait, they're not even considering that we're not Calor-"

Something that cut through the air with a loud noise hit one of the masked riders in the chest. Then there was another shot and then another at the feet of the horses. The confused, timid animals rear up in fear and agitation. Two of the riders fall onto the ground wet with lingering snow, but they immediately stand up and grip their swords.

"Get inside!" I shout at Flynn and the exchange student and then I immediately turn to where the arrows came from. There is a group composed of people of various sizes running towards us stirring up the frosted-over, muddy earth. There were three warriors on horseback, but the rest were men in dirty clothes.

"… Who are they?" Deflecting a sword coming at my head from above with my weak club, I make sure that Murata is safe. "You get inside too! It'll be a shame if you get your head smashed in!"

"Nmo! Motamanimofu!" Tearing off the leather belt, the Queen of 'Seep' joined the battle. As she bit the legs of the horses, the enemies fell to the ground. She would turn her head to the side and spit out the blood. H-how manly.

The reinforcements who came from who knows where charged in with strange voices I can't express in writing. It was at that time that the other group finally caught up with us and Sizemore and Josak sprung forward.

"Yuuri!"

"I'm here."

Looking relieved at hearing my response, Wolfram comes running forward.

"Who are these people? Or rather, who are those people!?"

"Those are kind of difficult questions."

In the battle of 30 versus 15… 16? About 17. However you looked at it, the smaller group seemed superior. There were only two swordsmen on horses, so being maneuverable seemed to be an advantage. Also, the group with assorted clothes and weapons fought dirt-… er, cunningly. None of them were fighting one-on-one and none of them went in for a direct attack from the front.

I ended up behind Wolfram and T-Zou and I leaned back on the muddy carriage wheel.

The world is a large place, but I might be the only man who has been protected by a sheep. It's a depressing thought.

"… Conrad…?"

One of the two silhouettes on horseback in the distance looked like Lord Weller. The other one was in an embarrassingly gaudy outfit, but the one that looked like Conrad was in a Shimaron military uniform.

"Hey Wolf, that's… Conrad."

"What!? Why is that idiot here… He does look like him."

Getting confirmation from his brother, I try moving in that direction, but I valued my life and couldn't move. Even so, I follow him with my eyes.

A silver flash of steel draws an arc in the noon sun. That way of drawing a sword without any unnecessary movement… It's definitely Lord Weller Conrart. Who is that person in the gaudy clothes next to him? I wonder if his eyes don't hurt with all of those layers of bright, primary colors…

"Yuuri!"

"Whoa, huah!?"

I had only let my attention stray for a few seconds, but a knife had stuck into the cloth canopy behind me. It was only a few centimeters from my ear. It looked like it had been struck with something that set it off course right before my eyes. Maybe someone threw a rock.

"What do you mean, 'huah!?' Don't say 'huah!'"

Wolfram was fairly strict with language.

The group with red and green masks suddenly headed for their horses. They had lost about half of their number, but they took off north at full speed.

"They ran away? Are they retreating?"

I fix my gaze on a point high up, being careful not to look at the ground. Climbing out of the luggage compartment, Murata Ken noticed my unnatural gaze and asked what I was doing.

"Ah, well, there's a lot on the ground."

"Ah, I see. Like heads and stuff."

Jumping down from the carriage and looking at the blood-stained snow and mud, Flynn Gilbit let out a sigh. "… Why were we targeted?"

"It's a shame that we've made Caloria independent."

That pretty girl anime voice.

Murata, Wolf, Josak, and I all turned to look at the speaker, startled. He was wearing something like a gaudy poncho of primary colors and had unhealthy, yellow skin. He was gripping a narrow sword with his abnormally thin, right arm.

"His Majesty Berard IV…"

"Hi! Whe~re exactly did we meet? Was it at the award ceremony or perhaps at the ball?"

His gaunt chin and bowl cut hair was covered in a shower of blood splatters. With him smiling at me like that, I felt like Ripley being glared at by the Alien.

"Ahaha! Getting in the way of Uncle's plan feels, aha, really goo~d. With this, your Caloria will properly become independent and Uncle's approval will go down again. Ahaha, seeing those with power become flustered is so fun I can't get enough of i~t!"

After that cheerful and drawn out word, His Majesty Berard IV mutters a brief comment.

"… If only he'd hurry up and disappear."

My eyebrows had already shot high up on my forehead and the goosebumps all over my skin were even popping up inside my ears. Scary. Humans are scary.

"Ah, you don't have worry~. Shimaron will handle the corpses and the injured. If you trace it all back, these people are soldiers from our country after a~ll. We won't leave them here until spring or anythi~ng."

"Your Majesty!"

Berard IV and I both turned at the same time. However, I immediately realize who was called out to.

Lord Weller doesn't call me 'Your Majesty' anymore. It's because he won't come back with us to Shin Makoku.

"Let us return, Your Majesty. If we leave the palace for too long, His Highness the Second will become suspicious."

"That's true~."

The man in the Shimaronian military uniform urged his new master along and turned his back. If it will divert my misery, I'll give up my abstinence from alcohol and tobacco.

I must have been making quite a pitiful face because Wolfram lightly touched my elbow. His tone was much gentler than usual.

"Do you remember what I said to you?"

"What? You've said a lot of things to me so I have no idea."

He sheathes his sword that was cleaned of blood. It made a clinking sound of the end of battle.

"… That the foolish one is Conrart."

Now that I think about it, Flynn had been acting suspiciously for some time now. Hiding herself in the luggage rack and the living wool, she was stealing fleeting glances of the battlefield.

It happened when I attempted to call out to her to ask if she was hiding for some reason.

"Oh! The Mistress!"

"Aah!"

Her silver hair instantaneously stood on end. A man who had been crouched down examining the body of an enemy soldier had found Flynn and called out flirtatiously. He was so overjoyed, his mouth had spread open so wide it was animalistic. With the speed of a mischievous, large dog, he ran to his beloved Mistress's side.

It would be a serious issue if his ears started drooping down.

"The Mistress! The Mistress! It's the Mistress! Everyone, it's the Mistress!"

"Ah! Oh, no way! Wait a minute! Wait a-umph!"

The reason I'm not seeing this as sexual harassment as I watch on from the sidelines is likely because I know that they are a lady and servants. Being assaulted by one man after the next, Flynn ended up like a player surrounded by a huddle.

"Rugby is pretty rough as well, huh," says the soccer fan, missing the point.

A large man that can easily surpass two meters stood up. On his shaven head, there is an X-shaped scar. He's hugging a round stone to his chest… Hm? That glossy thing wasn't a rock, it was a skull he had loved and spoiled for many years.

"Commander Mountain Range!?"

The polished, amber sphere was Commander Mountain Range's sweetheart, Miss Terrine. They say that the commander had taken just one person along with him from the remains of those he had killed. All of them call her Tewwy Bewwy and love her, but it's a secret that she was actually 'bones from birth' and part of the body of a member of the well-known Flying Skeleton Tribe.

A large portion of those that had run to our aid were graduates of the Plainsmen. They are all in dirty clothes, but not the pink prisoner outfits from before.

"Commander Mountain Range, what are you all doing in Dai Shimaron? Ah, I have to say hello to Miss Terrine first, right? Good afternoon, Miss Terrine. Your skin is radiant today as well."

"Mishy Terrine devotes herself to grooming every day. Her fundamental skin-care pwoduct is egg whites."

"… Commander Mountain Range is the same as ever, too."

This vicious, mountain range of a man with a shaven head will only speak through Mishy Terrine.

After finally managing to get away from the huddle of men with great difficulty, Flynn Gilbit starts yelling hysterically, forgetting her position as the new leader of Caloria.

"Oh honestly, all of you! Why do you always greet me so childishly? Why don't you try asking 'How are you?' like refined gentlemen for once!?"

"Mistress, we're fine!"

"That's right, Mistress. We're fine!

"No way, I'm swine!" [3]

Flynn gave up trying to teach them manners.

"… And furthermore, stop searching the pockets of fallen enemy soldiers on the field. Unless you intend to pass the belongings on to the bereaved family in the future, doing such a thing is very disgraceful."

The Plainsmen graduates were dejected after being coldly reproved. That's what's amazing about Flynn.

As a ruler of my own country, I feel like I have to follow her example.

Until now, I've thought of Murata as guy who wore glasses and got bullied a lot. However, that Murata I had such a prejudiced view of has done a full 180 with a manly attitude and bravery. As for what he was doing at the moment… He was leaning over the corpse of an assailant and diligently investigating the cause of death. I had never seen a corpse on the battlefield outside of photos and television. After coming to this world I've gotten used to many shocking experiences, but… even so, investigating injuries on your own is probably impossible if you're not a coroner.

"There's nothing stuck in him."

Peeking out through my fingers, I glance at Murata and the victim. My voice when I asked, 'What would be?' was heavy.

"An arrow. An arrow did come flying and hit him, but there is only an injury and there's no arrowhead."

"And, what does that mean?"

"Either I just thought I saw an arrow or… it wasn't from a bow. If so, then there is someone else who came to our rescue."

Now that he mentions it, I also saw three men on horseback in the beginning. However, when His Majesty Berard and Conrart left, there weren't any other horses with them. Where did the last horseman disappear to?

Feeling a gaze upon me from afar, I turn my head towards the forest across the wilderness. The place where there were many trees… on the boundary where the sunlight grew dim, there was a blonde man who looked much better than a few days ago that had come to a stop on his horse.

"Hey," von Grantz Adalbert said in a muted voice while he gazed at me as I came running. "You seem well."

"You too… You're a lot better than the day before yesterday… Um, how is your arm and leg…?"

The leg and arm he had fractured were covered with white casts.

"I ended up amusing you. Seeing a military man like this isn't something you can do very often."

"Was it you?"

"What?"

"Something like a bow and arrow, but… someone shot something that wasn't an arrow and deflected that knife coming at my face with a rock I couldn't see."

"Who knows."

"Like I said, if you have the strength to do that, use it after healing your body!"

Adalbert looked like he was the recipient of an absurd scolding, but he shakes it off with a 'Well, whatever.'

"With this I paid you back for that night. Remember this, the next time we meet…"

He spurs his horse into a gallop without saying the rest. The way he leaves behind only anxiety hasn't changed a bit.


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References[edit]

  1. In the original Japanese, parts of Gardino's speech are written in katakana and some parts are elongated to show that he's messing up the accents.
  2. The Rodin Pose is how the famous sculpture, The Thinker, is sitting.
  3. The original pun was playing off of the word they were using for fine (gokigen) and instead saying 'gokiburi' which means cockroach.