User:Carl

• Clack clack...
• Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.
• "Translation, please."
• "There isn't one!"
• "That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?"
• "Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!"
• "Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?"
• "It's a visual novel, I know that."
• "Yeah."
• "And you're my slave."
• "So you don't understand at all, do you?"
• "I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese."
• "And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?"
• "But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?"
• "I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!"
• "After I saved your life, you said exactly that."
• "At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died,"
• "'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said."
• "So, translate."
• "Don't make up grandiouse lies!!"
• "Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation."
• "There ain't a first and there ain't a last!"
• "Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside."
• "You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you,"
• "But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation"
• "So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating."
• "And then..."
• "'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'"
• "You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'"
• "And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment."
• "I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?"
• "Well, it was your wish, after all."
• "And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation,"
• "Well? You're touched, right?"
• "So, translation please."
• "I said there isn't one!!"