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== Drama CD 2 Track 2ː What if Houtarou and Satoshi Were Convenience Store Employees - Part 2 ==
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== Track 2: What if Houtarou and Satoshi Were Convenience Store Employees - Part 2 ==
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''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFIHj-24-RY''
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- Scene 1: Making a deal in a convenience store is convenient -
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'''Ibara Mayaka:''' I should get it soon...... my thin book<ref>Refers to a small book (usually B5 size and 12-32 pages) for doujinshi.</ref>! It's quite embarrassing, but...... Geh?! Fuku-chan?!
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'''Fukube Satoshi:''' Oh? Mayaka, what's up?
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'''Mayaka:''' Fuku-chan, so you're working here...... Ah, I came here to pick up a book that I ordered......
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'''Satoshi:''' Oh! If that's so, just now Houtarou was......
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'''Mayaka:''' O-Oreki's here too?!
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'''Oreki Houtarou:''' What is it?
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'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, did Mayaka's book arrive yet?
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'''Houtarou:''' Yeah. Is it...... this book?
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'''Mayaka:''' Ah, ah...... yeah......
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'''Oreki:''' Erm, the book's title is......
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'''Mayaka:''' Huh?!
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'''Oreki:''' "[[User:Ex.wife|Ex.wife]] ([[User talk:Ex.wife|talk]]) of ---<ref>Thanks to the beeps, and my lack of experience with this sort of thing, I can't really tell what the title of the book is (something risque, I presume). Those who know something, please tell me! I'm curious too!</ref>", is that right?
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'''Mayaka:''' Gaahhhhh?! W-Why did you have to say it, Oreki?!
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'''Oreki:''' Well, I thought it would be good to check, just in case.
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'''Mayaka:''' You don't have to check at all! Just hurry up and put it in the bag!
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'''Oreki:''' Ibara, you would be troubled if you got the wrong book, right? What would you do if "---" became "anus<ref>Pretty sure about this one.</ref>"?
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'''Mayaka:''' (Screams hysterically)
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'''Satoshi:''' Wait, Houtarou, isn't what you're doing wrong?
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'''Mayaka:''' Fu...... Fuku-chan!
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'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, I can't believe you misread the title.
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'''Mayaka:''' Eh?!
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'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou might not know, but "---" is read as "Kichiku<ref>Bastard Boyfriend, or a male character who is cruel to his romantic partner in a kinky way.</ref>" in the context of this title.
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'''Mayaka:''' Yaaahhhhhhh!
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'''Oreki:''' Is that so, Satoshi? I always thought that it was read as "---".
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'''Satoshi:''' Mayaka's been collecting this series passionately. She won't forgive us if we pronounce wrongly, so this is a good chance to remember it.
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'''Oreki:''' I see.
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'''Satoshi:''' It's not "---", but "Kichiku".
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'''Oreki:''' Understood. It's not "---", but "Kichiku", right? Sorry, Ibara, I'll be more careful next time.
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'''Mayaka:''' (Sniffling) Fuku-chan and Oreki...... you two idiots!!!
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'''Oreki:''' Huh. Oi! Ibara! You forgot your book! "--- of Kichiku"!
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'''Mayaka:''' Nooooooooo!!!
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- Scene 2: Finally becoming motivated -
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'''Satoshi:''' Nice! I've finished sweeping the front of the store.
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'''Juumonji Kaho:''' Fukube-kun.
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'''Satoshi:''' Oh? Juumonji-san.
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'''Juumonji:''' I'll give you something good.
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'''Satoshi:''' Eh? What's with this sweet?
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'''Juumonji:''' Anyone who eats this will become motivated.
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'''Satoshi:''' Huh? Really?
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(Satoshi goes into the convenience store)
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'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, try eating this sweet.
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'''Oreki:''' Mm.
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'''Satoshi:''' Oh. Welcome!
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'''Koreyuki Tani:''' Yo! Fukube! That's an interesting outfit you're wearing.
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'''Satoshi:''' ''Who's this again?'' I remember now! Okamoto-kun!
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'''Tani:''' I'm Tani, dammit!
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'''Satoshi:''' Sorry, Tani-kun. I can't remember people who don't have an element of unpredictability.
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'''Tani:''' You're exposing your true thoughts without even attempting to hide your mistake?!
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'''Oreki:''' WELCOME! What are you looking for, Tani?
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'''Tani:''' Ha?
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'''Satoshi:''' The sweet's taking it's effect on Houtarou!
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'''Oreki:''' Please wait a moment, Tani.
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'''Tani:''' I didn't ask for anything! Hey, in any case, stop calling me by my given name<ref>It's impolite to call someone by his/her given name without any honorific, if you're not friends with that person.</ref>!
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'''Satoshi:''' Ohh, Houtarou's finally becoming motivated.
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'''Oreki:''' Sorry to keep you waiting, Tani!
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'''Tani:''' Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by my name! Oi, Oreki. What's with this book?!
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'''Oreki:''' It's a book to acquaint yourself with being unpredictable. I've warmed it up for you!
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'''Satoshi:''' That's thoughtful of you, Houtarou!
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'''Oreki:''' "If I don't have to do it, I'll do it anyway. If I have to do it, I'll go all the way." That's my motto.
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'''Tani:''' What am I supposed to do with this steaming hot book?!
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'''Oreki:''' The goods in that wagon are also a bargain. How about buying it all together?
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'''Tani:''' Oi, aren't these all past their Best Before dates?!
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'''Oreki:''' And I'll also help you make a special membership card, Tani!
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'''Tani:''' I won't come again, so I don't need it!
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'''Oreki:''' Then I'll send you to your lovely home<ref>Oreki said it extremely politely here.</ref>, Tani!
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'''Tani:''' Ah! Wait! D-Don't give me a piggyback, Oreki! Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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'''Satoshi:''' Looks like they're gone.
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== Translator's Notes and References ==
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Revision as of 09:17, 11 May 2017

Track 2: What if Houtarou and Satoshi Were Convenience Store Employees - Part 2

Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFIHj-24-RY


- Scene 1: Making a deal in a convenience store is convenient -

Ibara Mayaka: I should get it soon...... my thin book[1]! It's quite embarrassing, but...... Geh?! Fuku-chan?!

Fukube Satoshi: Oh? Mayaka, what's up?

Mayaka: Fuku-chan, so you're working here...... Ah, I came here to pick up a book that I ordered......

Satoshi: Oh! If that's so, just now Houtarou was......

Mayaka: O-Oreki's here too?!

Oreki Houtarou: What is it?

Satoshi: Houtarou, did Mayaka's book arrive yet?

Houtarou: Yeah. Is it...... this book?

Mayaka: Ah, ah...... yeah......

Oreki: Erm, the book's title is......

Mayaka: Huh?!

Oreki: "Ex.wife (talk) of ---[2]", is that right?

Mayaka: Gaahhhhh?! W-Why did you have to say it, Oreki?!

Oreki: Well, I thought it would be good to check, just in case.

Mayaka: You don't have to check at all! Just hurry up and put it in the bag!

Oreki: Ibara, you would be troubled if you got the wrong book, right? What would you do if "---" became "anus[3]"?

Mayaka: (Screams hysterically)

Satoshi: Wait, Houtarou, isn't what you're doing wrong?

Mayaka: Fu...... Fuku-chan!

Satoshi: Houtarou, I can't believe you misread the title.

Mayaka: Eh?!

Satoshi: Houtarou might not know, but "---" is read as "Kichiku[4]" in the context of this title.

Mayaka: Yaaahhhhhhh!

Oreki: Is that so, Satoshi? I always thought that it was read as "---".

Satoshi: Mayaka's been collecting this series passionately. She won't forgive us if we pronounce wrongly, so this is a good chance to remember it.

Oreki: I see.

Satoshi: It's not "---", but "Kichiku".

Oreki: Understood. It's not "---", but "Kichiku", right? Sorry, Ibara, I'll be more careful next time.

Mayaka: (Sniffling) Fuku-chan and Oreki...... you two idiots!!!

Oreki: Huh. Oi! Ibara! You forgot your book! "--- of Kichiku"!

Mayaka: Nooooooooo!!!


- Scene 2: Finally becoming motivated -

Satoshi: Nice! I've finished sweeping the front of the store.

Juumonji Kaho: Fukube-kun.

Satoshi: Oh? Juumonji-san.

Juumonji: I'll give you something good.

Satoshi: Eh? What's with this sweet?

Juumonji: Anyone who eats this will become motivated.

Satoshi: Huh? Really?

(Satoshi goes into the convenience store)

Satoshi: Houtarou, try eating this sweet.

Oreki: Mm.

Satoshi: Oh. Welcome!

Koreyuki Tani: Yo! Fukube! That's an interesting outfit you're wearing.

Satoshi: Who's this again? I remember now! Okamoto-kun!

Tani: I'm Tani, dammit!

Satoshi: Sorry, Tani-kun. I can't remember people who don't have an element of unpredictability.

Tani: You're exposing your true thoughts without even attempting to hide your mistake?!

Oreki: WELCOME! What are you looking for, Tani?

Tani: Ha?

Satoshi: The sweet's taking it's effect on Houtarou!

Oreki: Please wait a moment, Tani.

Tani: I didn't ask for anything! Hey, in any case, stop calling me by my given name[5]!

Satoshi: Ohh, Houtarou's finally becoming motivated.

Oreki: Sorry to keep you waiting, Tani!

Tani: Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by my name! Oi, Oreki. What's with this book?!

Oreki: It's a book to acquaint yourself with being unpredictable. I've warmed it up for you!

Satoshi: That's thoughtful of you, Houtarou!

Oreki: "If I don't have to do it, I'll do it anyway. If I have to do it, I'll go all the way." That's my motto.

Tani: What am I supposed to do with this steaming hot book?!

Oreki: The goods in that wagon are also a bargain. How about buying it all together?

Tani: Oi, aren't these all past their Best Before dates?!

Oreki: And I'll also help you make a special membership card, Tani!

Tani: I won't come again, so I don't need it!

Oreki: Then I'll send you to your lovely home[6], Tani!

Tani: Ah! Wait! D-Don't give me a piggyback, Oreki! Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Satoshi: Looks like they're gone.


Translator's Notes and References

  1. ↑ Refers to a small book (usually B5 size and 12-32 pages) for doujinshi.
  2. ↑ Thanks to the beeps, and my lack of experience with this sort of thing, I can't really tell what the title of the book is (something risque, I presume). Those who know something, please tell me! I'm curious too!
  3. ↑ Pretty sure about this one.
  4. ↑ Bastard Boyfriend, or a male character who is cruel to his romantic partner in a kinky way.
  5. ↑ It's impolite to call someone by his/her given name without any honorific, if you're not friends with that person.
  6. ↑ Oreki said it extremely politely here.


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