User:Carl

Clack clack... Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel. "Translation, please." "There isn't one!" "That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?" "Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!" "Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?" "It's a visual novel, I know that." "Yeah." "And you're my slave." "So you don't understand at all, do you?" "I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese." "And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?" "But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?" "I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!" "After I saved your life, you said exactly that." "At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died," "'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said." "So, translate." "Don't make up grandiouse lies!!" "Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation." "There ain't a first and there ain't a last!" "Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside." "You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you," "But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation" "So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating." "And then..." "'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'" "You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'" "And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment." "I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?" "Well, it was your wish, after all." "And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation," "Well? You're touched, right?" "So, translation please." "I said there isn't one!!"