Mayo Chiki!:Volume1 Chapter1

Part 1

Konoe Subaru.

Probably, there’s anyone in this Rouran private school who never listened this name.

Bunburyodo. Good looking. Clean clothes. A prodigy guy.

If he was a girl, all the guys in the school would be knocked out——A plausibly handsome guy that was heard on rumors. Anyone would envy that student with perfect results. But in the world has a word called unachievable, this is Konoe, the only flower blooming on the top of the Everest.

Anyway, the nickname he was given was [Subaru-sama].

The female students admire him, the male students look at him with jealousy. I can’t believe that he is the same human being like us, the commoners. How ever, don’t be surprised.

The more incredible is his work.

‘Butler.’

Yes, he is a butler.

The occupation of Konoe Subaru without doubts is butler.

...........

No, no.

When I first heard it, I doubted of my ears, you know?

Butler, what’s happening with it? Don’t make fun with me. Why such a occupation has left on this modern society. And also going to high school.

Enough of it, he is a heavenly treasure or something like it?

This was my reaction when I first heard about konoe. At first everyone was like this. It’s not exactly but, you won’t believe in a Threatened specie like a butler.

But, Nevertheless that scene was.

When I saw him calling our classmate Suzutsuki Kanade with a [Ojou-sama] in a reverently way, I couldn’t help but believe in this dream like story.

Shit.

I’m jealous.

I’m so jealous.

If he only was popular with the girls, he is also the butler of ‘that’ Suzutsuki Kanade?

It made me look at him with envy eyes.

However, this brilliant event will never happen to me during my gray school days.

It’s not like I hate women, and I also not play for the other team.

How ever, the really most annoying thing, is that thanks to my body, I was always bad with women approach.

Indeed, there’s no way I can see Konoe Subaru other than a brilliant human.

Even in my remaining time of school life, I wont have many chance to get involved with him, huh.

Even when I got to the second year, and became classmate with Konoe, I didn’t doubt it.

So, until I open that door.

Part 2

“Huh——“

I was careless.

That was after school, it was the day that was completing one week since the entrance ceremony.

I opened the door of the bathroom stall without knocking, but there already has a previous visitor inside.

There was a delicate doll like small body that was made so finely.

With a uniform which was different from the ones of the ordinary students.

With the hair tied back in a beard shape, it was a clean cut like the ones of a antique doll.

The vision of that art work was familiar, but unpleasant.

“......Konoe Subaru?”

And instantly, I called that name.

This is bad.

What’s this situation?

I wonder if he forgot of locking the door.

Konoe that was swishing his mouth, widened his eyes looking at me who suddenly opened the door.

Aaah, but, it was better if I haven’t screamed. Even if you say that is after school, can still have people on the corridors.

If you got seen by other people in this situation, no matter how much you apologize, it wont change.

Further more, who was there was ‘that’ Subaru-sama.

Is said on the rumors that in this Rouran School, has some fan clubs for him, and on the middle of them, has some militants who says, the ones who raise a hand to Subaru-sama doesn’t matter who is, they will be submerged on the Tokyo Bay whit the squids.

If this scene was seen the one of them. It would be death sentence immediately. It would be like in the medieval age, when they put fire on the witches.

If you think about it, the situation still okay. I just have to apologize. Hahaha, sorry about it. I careless opened the door. I haven’t bad intentions.... like this, slightly saying and take my way out.

Okay, here we go.

Breaking the silence, I moved the pointers of the clock who have stopped.

“Ah, haha, I’m really sorry. I just careless opened the door...”

Because of my high tension, it didn’t work out.

When I awkwardly looked close, my line of sight got dragged to his bare sighs.

Err—even being a man, he has good colors.

A porcelain like white skin.

He may be about to lower his underwear.

And more, my sight got glued to that white modelled beauty.

——and.

“....unn?”

That moment, I think I saw something that I can't.

...........

Wait a moment.

Isn’t he using some strange underwear?

How can I say....... The form was strangely conclusive.

It looks like a girl’s panties.

“————“

Then I thought. I awkwardly closed the door. Fortunately, Konoe also doesn’t express a reaction. I guess he still astonished. Yeah, I know how do you feel. I also think the scene I saw right now looks like a joke.

Right after leave the boys toilet, I washed my hand on a close sink. Since I don’t use it there’s no need to wash them but, there was not even one milligram of afford to think about this.

A cat.

There was a cute cat stamped.

A loveliness cat was slightly imprinted on that underwear. Or rather, the point is, no matter how you look......

“No, calm down.”

There’s no way.

I took out my glasses and wiped my eyes.

If what happened just now wasn’t an illusion, then the degree of my glasses got weird. But the degree of glass can turn strange all of sudden?

In the first place, why did I came to the toilet?

Yeah, it’s all because of the Kimuchi² I eat on the breakfast. Damn Kureha, easily letting the food surpass expiration date. The morning show on TV said something about today my lucky colour being red or something, there’s no way I could believe something like that.... huh, now it doesn’t matter.

Question

Yes——the question is.

Why—did Konoe was using a female underwear?

I can’t believe the words that gone out from my mouth.

Cause It was that Konoe you know?

That Konoe Subaru you know?

Certainly, he’s a guy, but he looks like a gi——or rather, he has a face which was more cuter than a lot of girls we have here, but, he doesn’t have a reason to put that underwear. But still. Can be that in his family had a blood curse, which you don’t have option but to wear a girl’s panties.

“....Impossible. There’s no way.”

Then, what was that?

My brain gone spinning like a washing machine on the drying process.

Subaru-sama, toilet, panties, cat, nyaa~, nyaa~, nyaa~......

Thinking about it. Some keywords appeared on my head——Suddenly, an inspiration, fell down on my brain by the god’s will.

“.............!”

Without thinking *pon* I hit my hand.

....Aaah, got it.

If you stop and think about it, its a simple thing. Ahaha, how idiot I am. Why I don’t thought about it. The truth is always only one. It’s a very simple answer, isn’t it?

——A pervert.

Yeah, Konoe Subaru is a pervert who has a crossdress hobby.

“.............”

No, wait Sakamachi Kinjirou. Think about it one more time. Because it is that Subaru-sama. There’s no way that he would be a crossdress guy.

“But really,”

Certainly, I can’t think in other way.

Surely, the reason Konoe worn a girl’s underwear, is that he wanted to playfully remember of his sexual pleasure. If was not it, then why he’s wearing that panties.

“.....what an event. I can’t believe, that Subaru-sama was a pervert.”

My head gone blank to the surprising truth.

No matter what I do, if this truth doesn’t stay under the grave, I’m in danger. If by any reason, this information got spread out. A lot of female students can lost they hope and go crazy, in the worst case, our homeroom teacher, feeling the responsibility, can quit the job.

And more, I don’t have any intentions of blaming other people’s hobby. I respect the privacy. Everyone has secrets. Yeah.... I’m not an exception too.

I twisted the faucet, and the water stopped.

I’m going home.

Because of the great surprise, the bellyache I had caused by the rotten kimuchi, gone flying away.

Today I’ll quietly go home, have dinner, enter on bath and go sleep...... I’ll forget the things I need to forget.

This is what I decided by myself but, when I tried to turn to the corridor side——

“——You saw, don’t you?”

To a guy that is a slightly high auto-voice?

The setting sun was dyeing that not frequented corridor.

There was a petit figure standing inside of that brilliant orange.

“Jirou....Sakamachi Kinjirou. Hmm, I’m certainly that this was your name.”

Like the ring of the bell, the clear voice of that figure——Konoe Subaru called my name.

With a mad expression and a surly attitude.

That was the default Konoe.

At least, he know the name of his classmates. Konoe is cold with everyone except with his master Sutsuki. Looks like he’s trying to pull away everyone besides his master, his voice and gaze was intimidator. Looking at this figure, the girls of my class start muttering some thing about [cool and wonderful], right now I could say that, I can’t use this expression.

…..I’ll get killed.

If stay like this, I’ll really get killed.

Why I don’t know but, this obscure like uneasiness filled up my head.

“If you pretend to stay in silent, I’ll ask one more time.”

Silence was the reason of the annoyance? Konoe moved his petals like little lips.

“You——saw my panties, don’t you?”

*Dossha*, I feel like my heart was thrown on the cold waters of the rowdy Japan sea.

What is this….. it’s just too scary. The things he’s saying are just too scary. Ugh, and what’s about my lucky color being red? Isn’t almost everything that fortune-teller say is wrong…..?

“hu…huh? What are you talking about? I….I, I haven’t seen anything.”

I answered acting like a dumb. I mean. ‘yeah, I’ve clearly saw everything, I don’t expected you to use such a cute underwear.’ There’s now way I could say it. It’s almost like do a Break Dance in a minefield.

“Huh. You saw that so clearly and now you try to say you haven’t seen anything?”

A hostile tone as always.

Very good. Since it comes this way, I’ll cut through it. You won’t seal my mouth by using tortures at the same level as east German ones. I’ll show you my rebellious spirit……..!

“Be honest, you saw it right? Your eyes clearly saw it right? You wanted to see my underwear and opened that door right?”

“There’s no way! Who would want to see your underwear! I’m already an adult after all! That animal stamp under wear don’t get me excited!”

“……My bad, for using a animal stamp underwear. By the way, why did you know the pattern of my underwear? Haven’t you said that did not saw it?”

“……………….”

Shit! That was a leading question!

“Ca—calm down! It was just sudden impulse!”

“Damn pervert. You no longer have human rights.”

“Don’t joke! I don’t peeked at your panties because I like it!”

“Huh. Then, you are saying that what happened just now was an accident?”

“Of course! I only stared without thinking, because you where wearing a cute underwear.”

“It’s enough. I understand. I understood what kind of human you are.”

Konoe stared strongly this way. Gulp, why are you looking here. It’s like the cold eyes which you look at an worthless sexual criminal. Damn, what I did to him.

“Damn! Until now you just said what you want. If I’m a pervert, you are a worthless pervert! You are using girls panti——”

And.

After saying that I silenced.

Accurately saying I got silenced.

Without any warnings Konoe’s right hand flew on my direction, the words where took out from me.

“Guaah——!?”

A piercing body blow. The blow accurately hit a vital point. I pray to my body to not turn bend.

This is bad——

It will come out.

This way, all I’ve eaten today will going to come out. It’s grade is growing too fast, I’ll throw a hot vomit on the corridor. I wont do that too pathetic debut in the new year!

I give back the demons who crawled to my throat at the last moment, I barely fix the breathing.

“…...Got it. Just now you fainted at least, in this blow, you where to be vomiting blood, well done enduring it.”

“………………”

Hey, damn. Don’t hit your classmates so suddenly.

Now that I think, I heard that Konoe being a butler, he had to learn self-defense to protect his master. Certanly, just now my vital points was perfectly hit.

But, unfortunately.

If it’s this degree of damage, because of family matters, since my five years old I got hit.

I have a body which is strong against physical hits.

“It can’t be helped. Then, I’ll go for serious now.”

“Ehh?”

“By the way, the hit you got just now, had about a half of my full power.”

“……..You’re the protagonist of some battle manga? By the way, why do I have to be beaten up?”

“Huh. This is already decided. You discovered my secret. And because you know, you have to disappear.”

“Wha—”

What’s with this. I’ll die? I’ll die just because I saw his panties?

“You don’t have anything to fear. I won’t take your life, I’ll only delete your memory. On my house, we have an amnesia surgery technique that pass generation by generation.”

“Aaah… you were scaring me. And then, what kind of technique is it?”

Hit.

“Huh——”

“Didn’t you hear me? I’m going to hit you. I’m going to hit you until you memories fly out of your head. This is the butler’s true, Amnesia surgery technique.”

“I will die. My life will disappear. Or rather, this method has nothing to do with butlers!”

“Don’t need to worry. It will end soon. When you wake up, you will be on a hospital bed. Then you will start murmuring things like, ‘Where am I? who I am?’. Come on, everything will fit well.”

“It won’t fit! This is cripple! Or rather, I will get crippled! You will reset my sixteen years of precious memories!”

“Don’t worry, I will go see you two times a month. Empty-handed.”

“Bring something! This is the concern you have with the human that yourself crippled?”

“Muu, it can’t be helped. Then I will bring an Ecchi book. What you want? Mature woman stuff?”

“You’re strongly misunderstanding my tastes…..!”

“….What did you say? Don’t tell me it’s more than this? Mu—…… I didn’t know there was such a brave man in the middle of my classmates. Okay, I will spread your legend. Now, calm down and sleep, Silver Killer.”

“I got a such shameful nicknameee——!!”

*Rattling*

I think I heard the sound of the Image I had of Konoe Subaru broking in pieces.

This is danger. Do something. That damn guy, he has a cute face but, he has something wrong in his mind. Aah, What I do? Even if I say that I will protect his secret, the Konoe of right now, will not believe me. But I also don’t want to get beat out.

“Damn, it’s not it.”

I slowly stretched my spine and got up. I guessed that the mood had gone strange, then [Fuu] Konoe Shortly breathed.

“Why? Why do you resist?”

“Aah, Unfortunately I hate pain. That’s why, I will do what I can do.”

“Huh——Looks like you’re prepared. I don’t hate it, Silver Killer.”

“…wha—. I beg you, please stop calling me with this nickname.”

Then. Konoe held his fist and take a step back getting away from me.

Bring it on.

I though that I was saying it.

I felt a chill through my body.

To answer to that highly motivated butler-kun, I slowly took a step.

And—I slowly got the feet behind.

“Wha——”

At that moment, the sound of my breath could be heard.

But, it was too late.

And then, I changed the direction of my body and starting running as fast as I can.

Flying.

I’m flying.

I can look like this but, I have some confidence on my legs to run away.

“You! You’re trying to run away?!”

Konoe’s voice was coming from the back. Looks like he’s impatient.

“Sorry! But a hate pain!”

I run through the after school corridors while crying out loud.

*tump*tump*tump*

There’s no expectation but, I will run the longer I can. For now, I will run to a place that his hands don’t reach. After that, I will think with calm.

“I wont let you run away!”

He really followed me. The sound of footsteps getting close got strong. It feels like in a resistance group of the second world war. It is a thrill trench point.

“Fight like a man! If you do it, I will show you the mercy of a butler and finish it in one blow.”

“Which mercy?! Or rather, I don’t want to hear about like a man from a guy who looks like a girl.”

“Y, you said it! You really said what you are not supposed to say! Don’t move from there! In just a second I will cut you into pieces, Silver Killer!”

“How many time I have to tell you, don’t call me by that Nickname!”

I felt a intimidate chill through my spine. He’s fast. *Grrr* I think that I heard a sound like a grumble just now.

This Is the second floor. Has a way to run to the first floor but, the stairs is bad. He will probably hit me with a jump kick from above. Then…..!

I run into a classroom, which where right after the stairs. The smell of chemicals reach my nose. Yeah, this is the science classroom. Doesn’t matter that is the science classroom or what, but I can be confined here for a maximum of ten minutes.

*Pllaaaakkk*I closed the door, and locked it. During the time he can’t open the door, I will just go down by the window. Oh, it’s just right, the human body model is here (if I’m not wrong, his name was Johny). Lucky—, with this, I will seal the do——

*Kaboom*

In the moment I tried to seal the door with the model, a crushing sound echoed on the science room.

I had a bad feeling and got my eyes on the direction of the sound, and there was the figure of the door flying away.

Konoe has kicked the door.

“uooo?!”

I dodged from the flying door. Making a clang sound, the internal organs of the model crashed at the wall. Uaahh—, the big intestine and the liver are broken, it became a big disaster.

“I’m cornered.”

The butler came inside the science room while snapping the small intestine. How much shrew this situation can be.

Shit, if turned this way I don’t have any options. I was a little afraid of using violence on a cute face guy but, Konoe is also a man. If he is a man, I don’t have reasons for holding up.

I grab the model by the leg and raise it. Okay, I’m a central batter. My target is a home run. I won’t win any prizes but, I will be able to run all I want!

“Haaaa!!!”

I swing the body with full power. If you look from outside, it’s a scene to doubt about one’s sanity, but, for me now, I have no other option. The model’s head cut through the air, attempting to hit Konoe.

“Don’t underestimate me!”

*Strong Blow*.

Konoe’s right fist gave a straight blow above the neck of the model.

The head flew like a cannon ball. And it gone through the open window.

“Ua, Uaaaahh!!” “Gyaaaa, a heaaad!!” Some screams could be heard from below.

Apparently it fell right before a student couple. It surely became a hell, but this doesn’t matter.

......What do I do?

There’s no longer what to do.

It’s better to reach a resolution.

While I was thinking about it in my mind, I slowly raised my fists. I took a guard a guard posture, with both hands protecting my head. This is, the style which suits me the most. I’m not in an amateur rank.

“Looks like you are prepared now.”

In answer, Konoe also put in a fighting pose.

I gave a piercing gaze.

Sooner—— as if to let out a war declaration, that lips let out a word.

“Now I will finish you for real, with my [Butler punch].”

“…………”

Wha—, cut it out. What is this [Butler Punch]? Just what it says huh? I though it was a new curve ball.

“I don’t give a shit but, you don’t have naming sense, huh?”

“Wha….What are you saying?! Isn’t this name cool?! Look, [Butler Punch]!!”

“No, this is rotten. [Butler Punch].”

I only told my honest impressions. His face became red and he ‘uuh’ groaned.

……Don’t tell me, he’s embarrassed?

“Kuu… It’s the first time in my life that such a shame happens. I wont forgive you anymore. I will let you see my mortal technique.”

“Mortal Technique?”

“Yeah, I call it [End Of Earth].”

“The scale is just tooo big.”

Destroying the Earth… If you do it you will die too!!

“Surely, I’m thinking seriously about you naming sense.”

“Shu— Shut up, don’t blame my naming sense!”

“………Sorry. This time I’m wrong. You have also thought about it whit all you might…”

“Wha——What’s with that ‘I already understood’ face! Why are you looking here whit this eyes that looks like you had seen something pitiful!?”

Shit… I thought I was doing cool. Even if I thought about it for a week. So, Konoe can be thinking about it like a little kid.

“…………”

This is dangerous.

He is looking…very cute.

The gap between his normal attitude and the disappointed one, was to big that passed a cute look to him. Stop it. Stop it. If I keep thinking about it, I will climb up the stairs for being an adult. Certainly, for a different route from normal people. This is the only thing I have to avoid……!

I try to get back to my feelings while I establish my breath.

Now that I think, it has a long time that I don’t see fights like this.

When I think like this, *tumdum* my heart strokes hard.

“————”

The tension dominates the science classroom.

I can clearly heard my breath, the core of the body became cold.

The air strained.

In the middle of it, I’m attempting to take the first move.

I realized it.

The beaker on shelf next to Konoe.

Maybe because of the fight from before, it lost its balance. Looks like it will fall at any moment.

Konoe didn’t realize it.

He will not see it because the angle. The beaker started inclining, it started to fall on that line.

“Move away!”

My body moved reflexively. Konoe became astonished with the voice that suddenly raised.

Shit, he didn’t realized yet.

——Exactly.

If continue this way, the beaker will hit his head.

“Shit!”

I beg you. That I Can reach in time.

Praying so, I pushed Konoe down whit my full power.

*Crash*

And the sound of breaking glass was heard.

The beaker fell down and broke in pieces just behind of us.

This was danger, one blow was…

When the danger passed, I started feeling relieved, but——

“Uuu…”

I heard a painful voice from below.

Konoe who was pushed down by me was groaning. I thought that he was hurt somewhere, then I gazed down at Konoe……

That moment, my heart gone frozen.

Konoe who was below me.

A body like a doll. Defined curves. The eyes like Jade.

….This is dangerous, what’s this cute creature?

A good aroma is gently reaching my nose. Even he being a guy, he smells so good. And he’s so soft. I touched something soft when I moved my hand……

“Huh…?”

Wait a minute.

No matter what, isn’t this feeling impossible for a man? *funyu**funyu* I try to move my finger that was in his left breast.

“………………”

This is strange.

This is very very strange.

Why him——Even being a man, has breasts?

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”

He screamed like a girl.

At the same time, I was given a punch from below.

“Guhaa!!”

Konoe’s upper cut reached my chin. I was blown away while raising a groaning voice. Fortunately or not, my body was blown away from the broken beaker pieces.

“It hurts!!”

While bearing the pain from a hard hit, I touched the chin that was beaten, a wet feeling was left on my palm.

……wet?

When I wondered and looked, ‘my hand was dyed in red’.

Blood.

To be precise nosebleed.

*Drop**drop*flesh blood was splitting from the nose.

The strange is that, I should have been beaten on the chin, then, why is the nose which is splitting blood?

“Wha—— Impossible… Why?”

Why?

‘Even if I don’t touched a girl, why is my nose bleeding?’

“Y, you touched it…”

A trembling voice was heard. When I moved my eyes from my hand dyed in red, I saw the figure of Konoe hugging his arms around his chest, he was trembling with his face dyed in red. Now that I look, his eyes are wet.

“Do, don’t say me, that Konoe-san…”

My voice was trembling.

This is surely. My opponent is Subaru-sama. In the middle of the girls he is the most admired guy. Yet. Even so.

“You…… You are a girl?”

Beethoven’s concert was played in my brain. The song was [Fate]. That tchandyandyan like.

Girl.

Konoe Subaru was a girl.

Why this cute girl will come to the school dressing like a man?

This is surely a surprise. Now I got it. More two seconds and ‘Ahaha, baka baka! To believe in such a joke!’ saying like that, trying to trick people with strange mechanisms. Haha, I hoped it will happen. Please, I beg you.

“——I will kill you.”

That moment I was almost to scream.

*Chill*

A unspeakable chill cross through my spin.

Konoe was standing on the front of my eyes.

In konoe subaru’s hands was a bright red fire extinguisher.

“Wha… Fire extinguisheeeeeeeeer!?”

There’s no doubt. That is a fire extinguisher. Even a kindergarten children would know. He probably took the one at the science room. He made a pose with the metallic red object on his hand.

“Wa—wait a minute Konoe-san. If you hit me with that, I have the feeling that wont be only my memory which will be blown away……”

“Aah, I understand. A pervet like you, wasn’t supposed to be in this world……”

“Ta——that was an accident!! That was with out doubts an accident!!”

“Was an accident, huh. You touched……you say it even if you touched my breasts and had a nosebleed……!”

Uuurrr, Konoe wistfully groaned.

“You got it wrong! It’s not because I got excited that I got a nose bleed! This is because my body ha——”

“Dialog is useless. Don’t worry, I will put your corpse inside the wall. And in the future, I will be the teacher here. Then I will be able to keep an eye on your body, so no one will find it.”

Keh. Holy shit. He is aiming a perfect crime. Or rather this is bad. I can’t stand up because of the fear. Uaaaaaaaaaaaah move. Please move, I beg you body, please move!!

“Then, this is the end. Die while clenching in despair.”

I received dead sentence.

According to the horoscope, looks like my lucky color is red.

Aah, from time being, I won’t watch that program anymore.

The bright red fire extinguisher was reflected on my view.

In that moment I thought, It will prang on my head.