User:DissmalScientist
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Hello H&A please give me advice on my problem. The girl I like has enormous hands. like I mean she could be in the X Men and her power would be massive hands and her codename would be catch. I mean, this girl has hands like Jimi Hendrix's feet. I'm not squeamish about hands or anything, I'm just saying that these hands are the size of God's face. You could slap a bear unconscious with these hands. Her hands are the size and density of a dead child wearing an ugly t-shirt. Her hands are bigger than a Beatles reunion with Jesus on lead guitar. She has to get gloves specially made. Is it ok to date women with colossal clown hands? Also if I take her to see Hellboy 2 will she take offense?
