MaruMA:MaHon:SSS9
Shouri + His Friend
Hey, good evening.
This is the eldest son of the Shibuya family, Shibuya Shouri.
I was born on Good Couple Day[1], November 22nd. Sagittarius. Blood-type A. Lately I've started to be asked questions like 'Big Brother, are you a mazoku too?' but…
What are you talking about?
My hobbies are reading and collecting figurines. Oh, don't misunderstand. I say figurines but I'm not talking about those figurines of pretty girls or anything like that. I collect pets of the world and rare creature series and such. I just can't quit until I get all of the Ocean Temple Demon Series. I was late to start collecting them and now they're treated like antiques. But, I won't stop until I get 'Otoroshi.' [2]
My talent is, well, it can't be helped if you think that it's studying since I've been accepted into a national university, but I can't really remember ever struggling with studying for tests. Well, in the end I'm just thankful to my parents for giving birth to me with a high IQ.
Actually, my father is the most successful amongst his colleagues at a foreign bank and my mother is an alumnus of Ferris. I myself am currently enrolled in a first-rate university and speaking of that first-rate university, Ishihara Shintarou is among my seniors so I also wish to become someone who will govern over the Tokyo Metropolitan area-no, I must become that person.
You're a citizen of Saitama, though.
Siblings? Ah, now that you mention it, I have one younger brother. One of them is more than enough. He's a stupid younger brother. All he reads are things like Baseball Weekly and Grass-lot Baseball Friends and he's a muscle-for-brains who only looks at the sports page of the newspaper and as an older brother I'm ashamed and disappointed when I think about how I'm related by blood to him.
He needs to stop ignoring reality and figure out that he can't make a living off of just loving baseball.
Sundays while he was in elementary school were filled with rounding up people to cheer him on during matches. His position was primarily catcher, but he just never got picked as a regular and he was used mostly for pinch-hitting at the end of the game or as an outfielder. Honestly, just what was the coach thinking? That guy drew out absolutely none his potential… anyway, who cares about siblings. As for myself and sports… I went skiing when I was a kid.
Like in Canada?
That was from before my little brother was born. But, since I've managed to join a club, I'd like to try snowboarding as well. What else? I want to master golf while I'm still in school. After all, no matter what job I choose, golf will be a part of work.
That's my general self-introduction.
"Shibuya, your introduction is just a liiiittle annoying. It's kind of, intolerable? You'll never get a date like that no matter how many parties you go to. You'll absolutely never get one by Christmas."
"What? What!? What part!? What part was annoying!? Hey, tell me. Was it the part about my brother? Do girls not like it when you have a bad relationship with your brother?"
"Your family… is that what you think a bad relationship with your brother is like?"
"Yeah, it's bad. I really hate my little brother. I hate him so much he's the light in my eyes. We have such a bad relationship I figured I'd tease him by getting him a figurine of a Red Sox version of Matsuzaka… Hey, that's really teasing, you know!? I think he'll really hate tha-…" [3]
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- ↑ Good Couple Day is a mnemonic for November 22nd. 11/22 -> 1122 -> ichi ichi fu fu -> ii fuufu -> Good Couple (as in husband and wife). It's one of those sort-of holidays where restaurants and shops have sales for couples.
- ↑ Otoroshi are demons who hang around the gates at shrines and kill/eat people who enter and don't respect the shrine or are just evil and mucking up the holiness of the place.
- ↑ Daisuke Matsuzaka was a player on Yuuri's favorite team, the Seibu Lions. He left the Lions to play for the Red Sox so Yuuri might actually really hate that.
