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Translation

Right to left!

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[red and black]

Namie: "...Have you noticed?"

Seiji: "There's no way I couldn't have, Sis. That stalker girl doesn't bother hiding herself. She doesn't even notice that she's stalking."

Namie: "---Shall I put an end to it?"

Seiji: "Don't, Sis, it's bad to kill people. I'm begging you, live a more respectful life that you can boast about."

Namie: "Oh my--- I'm the best at boasting---"

Seiji: "When I say so, run away. Seriously, man."

Namie: "...I love that coldness in you."

[small dense text, middle bottom]

Mika: (What should I do? What should I do? Seiji-san is here! It hasn't even been seven hours since I started looking for Seiji-san and we've already bumped into each other. I mean, Seiji-san really is so cool! He's my destined lover! There's a beautiful woman next to him, but I won't be jealous, you know? Hehehe. Because I know that person is Seiji-san's older sister! Namie-san said that she's from the distinguished Yagiri Pharmaceuticals, still single, and her three sizes are--- [omitted] -- I know all sorts of things about Seiji-san's family, the only thing I can do about Seiji-san is to investigate about him, but not all hope's lost. Because Seiji-san doesn't know about me. That's why, that's why, I will tell him lots and lots and lots more about myself, how much I like Seiji-san, how happy I will make Seiji-san be, how much I'll make Seiji-san, Seiji-san, Seiji-san, Seiji-san----)

[anticlockwise, around the man's head, starting with bottom right]

Simon: Young lady, why do you run away? // If you only have a little you'll still keep a fine figure... // Are you thinking about your diet? // It's fine if it's just once. // Hey, young lady. // You get a discount for your first time.

[anticlockwise, starting from top left of man's head]

Simon: Ah, Mister, what do you think? // It's cheap, it's delicious, first-time customer, alcohol, discount. // Isn't sushi good? Sushi's good, it's slimming. // Your figure will be fine if you don't each too much. // Healthy sushi, eat sushi, no? // Our sushi shop is Japan's best...

[multicoloured text]

Kida: "Oh, it's the Black Rider."

Anri: "Ah..."

Mikado: "-------!"

Kida: "'People who see the BLACK RIDER get good luck...' I just remembered that. Right, let's not let the luck go to waste and go ACCESS an online dating site."

Anri: "Isn't it... a little scary...?"

Kida: "Scary? An online dating site? Hehe, or do you find my life of trying to cross dangerous bridges scary? And this scent of danger makes Anri fall head over heels for me-"

• he's saying women will fall for dangerous men

Anri: "THAT BIKE... doesn't feel like it's real..."

Mikado: "Yup, I know what you mean. Almost like it's not of this world."

Kida: "...Are you IGNORING me?"

[bottom right]

Mikado: "It's certainly frightening. But... // That's exactly why I think it's cool. If I could, I want to turn into that being---"

Anri: "Eh?"

Mikado: "No, nothing."

Celty: [...........]

[bottom right corner]

Mikado: (Aah, just what goes through the mind of that being that transcends us while it exists? It must be something I could never compare with, right?)