Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 15

From Baka-Tsuki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The printable version is no longer supported and may have rendering errors. Please update your browser bookmarks and please use the default browser print function instead.

Impossible Intermission #15: Tougaito's Short-lived Ecstasy

Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQnMTrIpAJk


Tougaito Masashi: Phantom Thief Juumoji...... if we could find out their motive, it would be the best material for a wall newspaper...... Sigh...... Can't we do anything?

(Someone knocks on the door)

Tougaito: Yes? Ah, Chitanda-san. Sorry, we're a little busy now. Could you come again later?

Chitanda Eru: In that case, I will come later...... No, I cannot!

Tougaito: Ha?

Chitanda: I mean...... I have something important to tell you, Tougaito-san......

Tougaito: What is it?

Chitanda: Not here...... Please come with me!

Tougaito: Oi! Where are we going? Eh?

Chitanda: No one else will come here, I think.

Tougaito: Chitanda-san, what are you trying to do, bringing me here...... (Oh! A deserted area plus a red-faced Chitanda-san plus something important equals...... don't tell me...... a confession??? Eh? Did I even do anything? Oh yes! I did! I moved all those anthologies back then! Is that it? Could that be the flag?)

Chitanda: Uh, um...... I mean, um...... I......

Tougaito: Y-Yes?

Chitanda: I believe that Tougaito-san will consider this in a positive light......

Tougaito: (Consider this in a positive light? Well, it's not like I would reject her immediately...... and I'm single now. If Chitanda-san has that idea, can't say I mind it at all......)

Chitanda: I...... have expectations for you, Tougaito-san!

Tougaito: (What's going on? Does she want me to confess? Is she expecting a confession from me?) Erm...... by expectations, are you anticipating some sort of action from me?

Chitanda: Oh? No, that's not it. The only person in the world who can fulfill my hopes is you, Tougaito-san, so...... I cannot help but have high expectations for you!

Tougaito: (This is it~~~!!! Right? Of course! It's natural for Chitanda-san to like me. I'm the only one who can respond to her.) I-Is that so? Thank you......

Chitanda: But what I want to tell you is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and the risks outweigh the merits. The advantage for me is small. There is really very little merit for me.

Tougaito: Erm, but...... if anyone can overcome the obstacles, then wouldn't there be more merit for everyone?

Chitanda: You're right. I should not throw my hope away. But, this is really difficult for me to say...... I'm really nervous!

Tougaito: Well, that goes for anyone. I also kind of know what you're trying to say, so you don't have to be so tense, Chitanda-san.

Chitanda: Eh? Tougaito-san, you managed to read my thoughts? Are you an esper? Or a Newtype?[1]

Tougaito: No, anyone in this situation would notice, I think. This isn't my first time, after all, and I won't ignore you, so we'll reach the conclusion that you hoped for, right?

Chitanda: Tougaito-san, thank you very much! So this is what Irisu-san was talking about.

Tougaito: Eh? Irisu?

Chitanda: Ah, I consulted Irisu-san about this earlier, and you actually agreed to help......

Tougaito: I'm also not that stolid. (Wowwww! She consulted Irisu? Does this mean that we're official? This is bad...... we're in trouble......)

Chitanda: (Clears throat) Then, once again, Tougaito-san......

Tougaito: Yes!

Chitanda: Please write about the Classics Club for a wall newspaper article!

Tougaito: What?

Chitanda: I came with the information that Phantom Thief Juumoji's final target is the Classics Club! I would like you to write about that in your next wall newspaper. I'm counting on you!

Tougaito: Newspaper? Not a confession?

Chitanda: Confession......? What confession?

Tougaito: Ahhhh...... Yes! That's what I was thinking it wasn't! Yeah, I understood. I totally understood what you were trying to say.

Chitanda: That's amazing. I never thought that my intentions would be read like a book. So, what do you say?

Tougaito: Ah, uh...... Alright. We'll write an article. Could you tell me the details?

Chitanda: Yes! Of course! Thank you very much!

Tougaito: No problem. It seems that we can write an interesting article.

Chitanda: Yes, I believe it will attract everyone's attention.

Tougaito: (laughs wryly)

Translator's Notes and References

  1. A person who has reached a new stage of human evolution in the Gundam universe.


Back to Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire Return to Main Page Forward to Impossible Intermission #16: The Last Resort