MaruMA:DramaCD34:Track2
Track 2[edit]
Note: the image included here is not part of the original CD release, but it's related to Shouri's games so I'm including it anyways.
FX: *trumpets*
Yuuri: Kyou Kara Maou! "A Day off in Shin Makoku" Limited Edition CD. "From today on I'm a Heroine!? Aiming for the Koshien sky."
FX:*rustle*rustle*
Shouri: Let's see now..." You're a new member in the baseball club of a prestigious school. As the game progresses the girl MANAGERS will make the practices more severe. The goal is to be chosen as a starting player during the selection which takes place once a year in the spring." Ah, well... it's just your average training SIMULATION, huh? "Please enter the name of the character...." As always I'll man up and PLAY with my real name. *types* Shibuya, Shouri. And now, this SHORT, dark haired girl will of course be "YUURI" .
FX:*enters the names*
Shouri: It's not the Yuuri of "Shibuya Yuuri, Harajuku Fuuri". It's the Yuuri that means July in German. It's the most suitable name for a girl who's like a bright summer night. That sailor uniform, looks really good on you, Yuu-chan. You look so cute, Yuu-chan.
-- from now on all the character voices other than Shouri will be coming from the game --
Yuuri (g): Are you a new member? Ah! Your name is Shouri. I'm (male) Yuuri. Nice to meet you, heh!
Shouri: UWOH! *startled* She uses the male " I" (ore)?! This girl is the type who uses the male " I" ?! Crap. I like BOYISH girls, but I don't like girls who use the male " I ". Or rather I should say, WHAT'S WITH HER VOICE?! It doesn't suit her, it doesn't sound like a girl's voice at all!
Yuuri(g): 'From today on I'm starting as a MANAGER', so please be patient with me, Shouri.
Shouri: Mhhh.... I'm don't know how to feel about this.
Yuuri(g): What's wrong Shouri? You're making a weird face. Ah! I went ahead and called you by your first name even though we just met, sorry. Does it bother you?
Shouri: No, not at all! It's fine if you call me oniichan, too!
Yuuri(g): I see. Tee-hee, I'm relieved.
Shouri: Aaaaaahh~~ so cuuuute! Even if she's a girl who uses the male "I", it's not bad to be called "oniichan" by someone who has a voice similar to Yuuri's.*laughs maliciously*
Conrad(g): Wait right there!
Shouri: Eh?! Who's this guy? He came out of nowhere. It's a foreigner in a gakuran[1]?
Yuuri(g): Ah! Conrad-senpai.
Conrad(g): Yuuri, you are the star of the archery team. You've excelled at it since middle school, right? It's unacceptable for you to be in two clubs, and become a baseball club MANAGER. You need to devote yourself to archery!
Yuuri(g): But senpai, I really love baseball and at least once, I would like to try and enter the Koshien[2]!
Shouri: Eh??? She's also in the archery club? Yuu-chan wearing a hakama[3] would look really cute! No, wait. If she's sent to another club that would be a problem. I have to say this clearly ... the choices are .... uhm...
Shouri: "Let her do what she wants! You have no right to try and steal Yuu-chan's dream!"
Yuuri(g): Shouri...!
Shouri: Oh! Yuuri is blushing! YES! It was the right answer!
Conrad(g):... Uh.. gh... I understand... But if by any chance this gets in the way of your archery club activities, then I will make you reconsider...
FX:*Conrad walks away*
Yuuri(g): Thank you, Shouri! Let's try to aim for the Koshien together!
Shouri: Well, of course Yuu-chan!
Wolfram(g): Hey, you there! The new members have to come to the baseball GROUND immediately!
Shouri: Oh?! Who's that girl? Ah...! This girl is also a MANAGER? Since I'm new to the team, she's my senpai. A blonde with green eyes.In this school there are many exchange students, huh?
FX:*Wolfram approaches*
Wolfram(g): Hmph! It's not like I would feel sorry for you if you get scolded by the director for being late to the meeting!
Shouri: Ohhhh~~! What an easy to spot tsundere! All right, all right! When it comes to guys' tastes, tsunderes are most guys' favorites! I'm supposed to try and get Yuuri but ... this girl's not bad either. Well, to be honest the two ponytails look good, even with her short hair. And as for her name ... well, I'll just use the DEFAULT...
Wolfram(g): My(male) name is Wolfram. Make sure you remember that, newbie.
Shouri: Are you for realz?!? This girl also uses the male " I "?! The two heroines use the male "I"! Isn't this a little crazy? Someone made a mistake with this game, right?! But no, wait. More importantly, why was Yuuri wearing a sailor uniform, but this girl here is using a BLAZER? They go to the same school, right?
Wolfram(g): Well, don't think too much about the details.
Shouri: Eh? Did she just reply to me?
Wolfram(g): No, I didn't.
Shouri: No, you are talking to me! You're answering as if I were a GAME CHARACTER, right?
Günter(g): Oh dear, this is not good. A girl your age can't be using the male "I"(ore, boku). Girls these days just don't know how to behave like proper ladies.
Shouri: MH? And this CHARACTER is... *rustle*rustle*
Günter(g): Oh? Are you a new member of the club? I'm the school doctor, Günter. If there's anything you need, please come to the school infirmary.
Shouri: Ah! This is the school infirmary doctor. The white robe really suits her. However, she's also a foreigner. What's going on in this school? Even so, she's quite beautiful. Though she's a little old. I'm not into mature women. No, no... before that, according to the pitch of her voice, it sounds like Ino**** ***hiko's[4] voice though... it can't be! Besides it's a female character. Hahahaha! It's impossible! Mh! I'm sure it's my imagination!
Günter(g): It's good to participate in extracurricular activities but be very careful not to get injured, okay?
Shouri: Wait... could you tell me the same thing but like a newspaper reporter?[5]
Günter(g):*manly* You have to be careful not to get any injuries while participating in extracurricular activities.
Shouri: AAHHHHHHHHH!!! She sounds more and more like Ino**** ***hiko!!!
Yuuri(g): Superficial injuries will heal if you leave them alone. People who play SPORTS usually get many injuries, right?
Wolfram(g): That's because you're too careless, Yuuri! Don't underestimate injuries!
Yuuri(g): Isn't it just that Wolfram-senpai is too careful?
Wolfram(g): What did you say?!
Günter(g): Now, now you two. Please stop arguing. Ladies shouldn't raise their voices.
Wolfram/Yuuri (g): Ye~s...
Shouri: Mmhmm... well, they ARE cute. But why do all of them have manly voices? It doesn't feel like a "dating sim" at all.
Yuuri(g): Shouri.... you're still not ready? Let's hurry up and go to the baseball GROUND.
Shouri: *like a girl* Yeah! I'll go right away! Wait a sec! *to himself* Well, whatever. They're all cute CHARACTERS anyway. All right! Let's PLAY! I'll either GET Yuuri or the blonde pretty girl!
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References[edit]
- ↑ Gakuran: male black school uniform.
- ↑ Koshien: location of the Koshien Stadium, where the Japan National High School Baseball Tournament is held. Since Yuuri was expelled from the baseball team, it's an impossible dream for him.
- ↑ Like this: https://voyagejapon.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/kyudo_05-34.jpg
- ↑ Inoue Kazuhiko IS Günter's voice actor. XD Inoue has played different characters in many anime series and video games, and that's why Shouri recognizes his voice.
- ↑ I'm pretty sure this is a reference to one of the characters that Inoue has played, but I don't know which one!
