Editing MaruMA:DramaCD7:Track7

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===07. Meanwhile in Shin Makoku ===

FX: *Birds singing*

Günter: *writing* Uh.. Mh! Yes, yes , yes... that's it! It's amazing! As I thought, since His Majesty has been sitting on the throne, Shin Makoku's public financial affairs are starting to stabilize... Ah~!  Those fascinatingly elegant jet black eyes, and that sweet-smelling black hair and those heavenly good looks, pull me, Gyu-gyu Günter, to my limit. AHH! Your Majesty Yuuri, please somehow let me be by your side *cries*

FX: *footsteps*

Anissina: No matter how loud Shin Makoku's loyal retainer shouts that he wants to meet him, that nonsense won't reach his Majesty's ears, not even a letter of it, Lord von Christ. 

Günter : Uh! Ah? Anissina! 

Anissina: You think you can protect that one person while being such a useless adult and completely deficient?! It's unbelievable. It seems that the Assistant to the King is a little too optimistic, huh?

Günter: How... how can you say that? My soul is always by his Majesty's side. When he's growing weak and when he's invigorated too...

Anissina: That's a lie you tell yourself...

Günter: Uh.. eh?

Anissina: Lord von Christ Günter, your thoughts for his Majesty are not strong enough to reach him!

FX: *shock*

Günter: Wha... wha...what did you say?! If that's true... then what should I do?!

Anissina: It's simple. To think about someone the quickest and easiest way is to look at them all the time, no matter where they are.

Günter: Ah... I see... If that was possible, it would be such a bliss! His Majesty, when he's being brave and gallant; His Majesty, when he's magnificently riding Ao; His Majesty, when he's gracefully eating dinner; His Majesty, when his tall, slim, and lithe body enters the bathtub... *pervy laughter* Your Majesty! Let me, Günter, run water down your back~! AH~! No, I can't! I can't do such a bold thing! Ah~! Ah~! Your Majesty~! 

FX: *nosebleed*

Anissina: Wipe your nose, Günter.

Günter: Sorry, Anissina. I got carried away....

Anissina: Those stupid efforts are really admirable! Well now, if it's what you want... I can grant you that wish!

Günter: EH?! Really?

Anissina: Well, of course! In my dictionary the characters that form the word "impossible" don't exist! <ref>Lit. The characters for impossible are "不可能" (fukanou). The first two:不可 (fuka) mean "wrong", "improper", "unjustifiable". So one can imagine those words are also not in her dictionary either. ^^;</ref>

Günter: Ah~! Indeed, when it comes to your experiments, the characters for "impossible" are painted out and can't be read. Gwendal tells me this all the time...

Anissina: Did you say something?

Günter: Uhm... no... I didn't say anything.

Anissina: *laughs* And now, shall we see this amazing invention? Its name is: "Anywhere Majesty"! <ref>The name is " Dokodemo Heika" , which is a spoof of Doraemon's "Dokodemo Door" (A door that takes you anywhere you want) </ref>

Günter: Ah~! Anissinah~! That's a huge box!

Anissina: Oh, please don't be so surprised~! Right now inside this box, the image of his Majesty can be projected in it.

Günter: Eh... Is that really true?

Anissina: Yes~ First, you have to press this knob on the side, and then the maryoku of the person who presses it will be passed into the box, then the mirrors-of-the-sky satellite will be guided, the satellite will find his Majesty and show the image inside the box. 

Günter: Then with the maryoku in my body, my great passion will be directed towards his Majesty ... "when I press this knob"!

FX: *laser*

Günter: *screams* It gave me a shock! Anissina, it gave me a shock!

Anissina: Oh~? Gwendal is with him...

Günter: Wait a moment... Why is His Majesty being carried in such an unsightly carriage? Ah! The two of the them are joined by the wrists... don't they look just like criminals ?

Anissina: They don't just look like criminals, they've actually been taken for criminals.

Günter: His Majesty has been captured!? Why in the world would anyone do something like that!? And on top of that Gwendal is with him... so why?!

Anissina: That building is a courthouse? Oh my, my... those two sure look like they're getting along a lot better...

Günter: Ughhhhh~~ This image... those two look so affectionate... And he's tied together to His Majesty by the wrist.... I'm so jealous! I'm so jealous!!! AHHH~! I hate you Gwendal, let go of his Majesty you over there!!!

FX: *Günter punches the box*
 
Anissina: Don't do that! If you hit it like that....!

FX: *The device starts malfunctioning *

Günter: Oh? 

FX: *The device stops working*

Günter: Majesty? Where did his Majesty go?! Ah! His Majesty's image disappeared...

Anissina: If you use so much violence, of course it's going to break.

Günter: And just when I thought I'd be able to see his Majesty no matter where or when... 

Anissina: Everything that has a physical form will break eventually, that's the way life is... 

Günter: *wails* I can't just stay here without doing anything! Anissina, don't you have a ma-powered device that can take me by his Majesty's side right away?

Anissina: By teleportation you mean? Well, it's not like I don't have one. 

Günter:*gasp* If I could go and meet his Majesty, I'd even offer my life!

Anissina: Ho.. ho! That's a nice way to put it, Lord von Christ. That's the spirit!

Günter: Yes!

Anissina: Alright, then ... 

FX:*strong wind *

Anissina: Look at this! It is Anissina's Ultimate Licensed Weapon, The Powerful Forbidden Dimensional Transport.

Günter: Yes! Eh? Forbidden?

Anissina: The large fishing boat "One-way Jump into a One Way Trip "

Günter: One... way? 

Anissina: Look at this! This box with a polished exterior, by using the maryoku of whoever goes inside it, disintegrates the person and sends it to any distant location, where the body is then reconstructed. This ma-powered device is extremely advanced! And by the way, this box modeled after a fishing boat, has yet to do its first trip.

Günter: Ah....nissina... Is it my imagination or does this device rather than looking like a fishing boat, looks like a coffin?

Anissina: As for this "One-way Jump", if the maryoku of the person is not strong enough the device may malfunction. Sometimes during the decomposition of the body, some parts may be left behind inside the fishing boat....

Günter: Which means?

Anissina: Which means, that in the case that a situation where "Eh??? You are being vaporized inside the box?" occurs,  at the sign of parts of you disappearing the box will stop the division process and will make a burial for you right away, thanks to the ground-breaking equipment it has in it!

Günter: Nooooooooooooooooooooo<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>!

Anissina: It's alright! With the strong maryoku you have, you'll be able to complete the teleportation without any problems. So let's start with this already, hey! "One-way Jump" is ready!  Now, hurry up and get inside,Günter.

Günter: *struggles* What are you doing? No, no cut it out Anissina. Wait, wait!  Stop it. Don't push me inside this "One-Way" thing. Stop it...

Anissina: *struggles*Why are you being so difficult?! Now is the time to show how much you love his Majesty!

Günter: Cut it out!!!

FX: *He's pushed into the box*

Günter: *screams from inside the box*


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