Editing MaruMA:DramaCD41:Track5

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===Track : Topic Lord von Christ===


Conrad: All right, let's continue with the next letter...

FX:*squishy sounds*

Saralegui: Huh? That letter looks sorta... sticky.

Yuuri: Ah! You're right, I wonder why?

Saralegui: You should throw it away.

Conrad: Tsk, tsk, tsk. All the letters written to the show are precious to me. I couldn't do something like that to one of them.

Yuuri: At any rate, Conrad? Why are you casually using tweezers?

Conrad:*voice muffled* I'm going to read it now...

Yuuri: Why did you put on a mask?

Conrad: I wonder what it will be about....

Yuuri: And while we're at it, why are you rolling up your sleeves?

Conrad: What?...... Ahahaha, it's a joke. Eh.... uwah... eh.... this is a letter from someone using the pen name: Hoping to Remain in Complete Anonymity. *sighs*  "This is my first time writing. I hereby confess my problems and sins. For starters, a most beloved person has started to worry, worry, worry, worry, worry, worry, *fast forward* worry me dearly<ref>He uses a term for 'being' (arinsu) that was used by the prostitutes of the Yoshiwara red light district in the Edo period.</ref>.

Yuuri: Huh? You just fast forwarded, didn't you?

Saralegui: Worries me dearly? Where is this guy from?

Conrad:" .... my beloved master has a beautiful body which causes me to have wicked thoughts and behave in an insolent manner. Meanwhile, there are three brothers who get in my way. First, the youngest brother is a good-for-nothing impertinent person who captured my lord as his fiance and clings, clings, clings, clings, clings,*fast forward* clings to him all the time. Then, there the audacious, shameless second son who, taking advantage of his position as nadzukeoya, is always stealing the show, being there, existing<ref>For some reason Günter says the word 'to be' in 3 different ways here in old Japanese.</ref>.

Yuuri: This writer isn't very good at using classic language, huh?

Conrad: The older brother who has a somber attitude, suddenly acts affectionately towards him. Despite his hard face, he actually likes cute things and deceitfully plays the part of a bitter man. Living in the house with these three brothers perplexes my heart. Meanwhile my master does things like leaving behind his black underwear in the dressing room... TOSA!"

Saralegui: Eh.. eh? What was that all of a sudden?

Conrad: "T-t-t-this jet black thong here belongs to my master... I think. I couldn't hold back the juices that flow with my emotions. And I ended up taking the underwear with me. Ah~ Majesty Shinou, forgive me! What a terrible thing I've done! I couldn't give it back to my master, and I couldn't wash it either, it has been sitting in my desk drawer just like that!!!"

Saralegui: In other words, this was a theft?

Yuuri: No, the weird part about this isn't that.

Conrad: "When will I be able to return it to my master? Do you think I could ask my beloved master to forgive my sins? I can't stop my damaged heart from releasing juices every day!"

Saralegui: Hmm.... wanting to have something that belongs to the person you like, isn't that a beautiful love?

Conrad: Thank you for your strange and honest letter. By the way the writer is a man.

Yuuri: Eh... by underwear he meant panties? A panty-thief is the worst~!

Saralegui: Oh, is the master that the writer talks about a woman? To have three brothers living with her in the castle... that sounds like a very over the top princess, huh?

Conrad: No, unfortunately, the master is also a man.

Yuuri: Ghh....  Well.. we seem to be getting this sort of letters a lot.

Saralegui: But in Shin Makoku, isn't there a craze about same-sex marriages lately?

Conrad: Well.. yes, compared with before.

Yuuri: Wait, same-sex marriage and underwear thieves aren't related at all. At any rate... what's the point of a guy stealing another guy's underwear?

Saralegui: Ahaha and if he doesn't wash it, the underwear will end up growing mushrooms right?

Yuuri: Huh? Are you talking about a guys *beep*<ref>Just think of underwear and a mushroom shape and you'll get it</ref>?  Ah... sorry Sara. I've been replying to your boke comments<ref>Something like dumb comments</ref> like I would with my friends.

Saralegui: Oh, Yuuri! Am I not your friend ?

Yuuri: Yeah, that's right but... but... uh... uh... ahahaha, Conrad! There's that, right? Why would a guy be happy to have someone else's unwashed underwear?

Conrad: Uh.. even if you ask me that... Well... yeah. Judging by the writers feelings, every now and then he probably looks at it, touches it, smells it 

Yuuri: WAH~! Enough! You should throw it away! No, I mean : "Throw it away!"

Conrad: All right, Hoping to Remain in Complete Anonymity-san, it seems like you won't be getting his majesty Yuuri's forgiveness. Let's just throw it away. You can't keep hiding it. Oh... there seems to be a postscript, let's see..." If the citizens were to find out about this, I couldn't do anything but bite my tongue off. So please do not say my real name no matter what!" Of course, I'll keep it a secret, don't worry about it, Lord von Christ.

Yuuri: Hello (on the phone), nadzukeoya-san! You just said his real name outloud!

Conrad: Eh.. ah? I just said Günter!

Saralegui: Woah... *writes down* The Assistant to the King, Günter, collects underwear.

Yuuri: Sara! What are you writing down? What's that? It says "Shin Makoku's most important people weaknesses"?

Saralegui: Haha it's a secret~! But regardless of the contents, I wouldn't use it against a friend, so don't worry.

Yuuri: Sara... we're friends, right?

Saralegui: We sure are... but more importantly, I guess that Hoping to Remain in Complete Anonymity will be having to bite his tongue off, huh?

Conrad: Ah..

Yuuri: Don't say ah! Günter, don't be rash! And also, hurry up and throw away the thong!







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