Editing Masou Gakuen HxH:Drama CD Novel Chapter 3 (section)

===Part 1===

「Then for the next recreation.」

Reiri said disinterestedly with one hand holding a beer jockey.

「Whm why are my hands suddenly got tied up!?」

Himekawa raised her voice in incomprehension sounding like she was going to cry.

Aine, Himekawa, Yurishia, and Sylvia, the four of them had their hands tied with cord and they were made to sit down in seiza posture. And then there was a stand of metal frame placed in front of each of them. For some reason there was popsicle fixed in place to the stands.

「What is this? This thing that is placed in front of our face……」

「Just as you can see, they are popsicle. They are often used at contest like obstacle race right? That one where they eat thing without using their hands. It will be meaningless to use bread, using candy inside powder also give no sex appeal. That’s why we tried using popsicle to match the resort’s atmosphere. They are fixed in place properly to make it easy to eat, so don’t worry.」

Yurishia frowned.

「Somehow they make me imagine something different though……anyway it’s a competition of who can eat faster isn’t it?」

「That’s right. The one who can finish eating the fastest without using hand will win, it’s that kind of game. However, it’s forbidden to bite using teeth.」

「I don’t really get what’s the intention of that but……」

Aine didn’t look like she was fully satisfied with the explanation, but she accepted reluctantly.

On the other hand, Sylvia was full of motivation.

「The winner will receive exclusive time with captain isn’t it desu!?」

「That’s right. Everyone, are you prepared?」

It was only Himekawa who kept muttering complains in low voice till the end.

「Why do I have to do something so unmannered like this……」

「Ready……start!」

Everyone immediately stretched their tongue toward the popsicle.

The four of them crawled their tongue on the tube shaped popsicle and licked up and down.

Aine’s tongue quickly became cold and her heart felt like it would give up.

「(Lick-, slurp-)……ku, i, it’s cold isn’t it (chuuuuu-)」

「Sy, Sylvia also, (lick, lick, chu-) wo, won’t lose desu (lick lick)」

Yurishia put even more strength into her tongue and continued to lick as though to shave off the ice.

「So, something like this (lick, chuu,) I will finish it (lick lick) right away.」

Himekawa seemed like she was still bothered with the posture. She was unable to concentrate into the contest. Even so, she moved her neck to make her tongue went back and forth from the popsicle’s head until its root and vice versa.

「Li, licking in this kind of posture (slurp) without even using hands (lick lick) I, it’s indecent.」

Complaint was already leaking out starting from Aine.

「But, this ice (lick lick) it’s not (slurp) decreasing at all」

But, Sylvia too was starting to lose her initial momentum gradually.

「(Lick lick) Feels like (lick lick) Waiting it to melt (lick lick) by itself will be faster」

Kizuna who was watching the four folded his hands.

「Is it just my imagination, this look strangely, obscene……」

「You’re right.」

Beside him Reiri also responded disinterestedly with one hand holding a canned shochu high cocktail.

Yurishia uneasily moved away her mouth from the popsicle.

「Aah geez, no good. Just licking won’t be enough……that’s right! If I do this!」

Yurishia opened her mouth wide and snapped the popsicle into her mouth.

「Ahn……(muh, slur-, slurp-)」

Yurishia kept the popsicle inside her mouth and moved her tongue.

Himekawa observed Yurishia’s strategy in admiration.

Himekawa observed Yurishia’s strategy in admiration.

「I see. It looks like putting it inside the mouth is more effective……hamu-」

And then, Himekawa similarly put the popsicle inside her mouth.

「Certainly this way is, (slurp) making the ice melt faster, isn’t it」

However, she was talking with popsicle inside her mouth, so her words couldn’t be heard clearly with her voice sounding muffled.

「Hey, don’t (slurrrp) copy someone else’s tactic」

Aine suddenly also copied the method.

「But (slulurp) doing this (shlulurp) is more……」

Aine moved her head back and forth with her mouth kept holding to the popsicle. She melted the surface with her lips and slurped the ice from its head until its root back and forth.

「Nh, nh, nh, (slurrrp) nh」

However she frowned with her face looking slightly pained. Bit by bit the scowl on her expression was getting increasingly deeper.

Sylvia’s small mouth was completely stuffed with the popsicle.

「Sylvia too (slulurp) nh, nh, nnuh, kehoh, cough. It’s too big to get inside Sylvia’s mouth desu.」

The eyes of Kizuna who was folding his arms snapped wide open.

「Now I’m convinced. It’s not just my imagination, this is undoubtedly erotic!」

「You’re right.」

Reiri answered with a canned cocktail in one hand.

The four who were slurping popsicle were getting heated up in their movement. They moved their head back and forth intensely, even though they were making pained expression, they displayed a desperate battle. Melted ice and drool were trickling down from their mouth, and drawing a string behind. Even so they didn’t pay any attention to appearance and tried to devour their popsicle to the end.

And then──,

「Nnuh! I’m fiiirst!」

「Ooh Yurishia finished hers!」

Aine who was only slightly behind was biting her lips in frustration.

「Kuh, as expected from Yurishia……she boasted unrivalled strength in this kind of vulgar subject. We are completely out of her league.」

Yurishia glared reproachfully at Aine.

「Say, can’t you give a praise honestly?」

「Uu……even though Sylvia endured the cold and pain……it’s unfortunate desu.」

Sylvia’s shoulders dropped in disappointment. Seeing her, Reiri suddenly recalled something and spoke.

「Hm, come to think of it Yurishia. Before this, you stole the right of the winner from Sylvia at the pool right?」

「*Twitch*-」

Yurishia’s shoulders jerked. Reiri faced Sylvia and grinned.

「Sylvia, you don’t need to feel down like that. After all you are the winner of the water slider before this. It’s an exchange with Yurishia’s victory this time. That is to say, you obtain the right to spend time with Kizuna next.」

Reiri smiled at Sylvia who was making a surprised face.

「Yeah.」

「Uwaaaaaai! Sylvia is happy desuuuu!」

Sylvia jumped and expressed her happiness from her whole body.

「Now wait a second, that is……」

Reiri’s sharp glare moved toward Yurishia who was complaining.

「Do you have any objection?」

Yurishia’s face convulsed.

「Uu……no, none.」

Himekawa let out a deep sigh seeing that exchange from the side.

「It’s just deserts……no, you reap what you sow perhaps?」