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===Part 3=== Quenser and Heivia were facing a computer in a corner of the room. They put in the disk for the porn video and sat tensely while the media player software started up. And then plenty of pink porn filled the screen. “Okay!! I, Jessica the genius intellectual woman soldier, will now make men out of you new recruits who are too afraid to move!! This is an order! Everyone who no longer wants to be a child, leap into my cheeeeeesssssst!!” “C-commander!!” “Me too, commander!!” “I…I…commander…commander!!” “Wah ha ha ha! Okay, I, Jessica, will do something about this, so everyone come here!!” While listening to the continued laughing, shouting, and grunts of exertion and watching the flesh and flesh and sweat and flesh and sweat and sweat and flesh and sweat displayed on the monitor, Quenser frowned. He looked back at the package and noticed it was titled “A Cool Female Soldier’s Secret Training of Pleasure and Tits”. He turned back toward his fellow soldier who had found the video and said, “Um, Heivia? Are you the type of person that enjoys being bossed around by a female commander?” “No, you idiot!! I was just saying we should enjoy what I found. I wasn’t the one that hid it here!!” Quenser turned away from the images that were more gaudy than erotic and went back to putting rifle bullets into empty magazines. But… “…Huh? What? Huh? For some reason I’m working faster than before. Why?” “Quit slacking off, boy!! Who said you could take a break!? How many times do I have to tell you not to stop until I, Jessica, tell you to!?” “Waahh!! I feel really motivated for some reason!! I thought this was supposed to be sexy, but I’m making incredible progress by working to the rhythm of her voice!” “What? My hands are moving on their own. Why do I have this natural feeling that it would be wrong to take a break!? Do you think they could make an effective diet video by having a drill sergeant yelling at you!?” “Quit yapping and move your fingers faster!! Don’t leave me, Jessica, bored for even an instant!! If you are men, then outdo even my expectations for you!!” “Yes, Commander Jessica!! We will do exactly that!!” “Commander! We will show you that we are competent soldiers!! Commander!” The two boys’ hands started moving faster and faster until they were cramming rifle bullets into empty magazines at what looked like the speed of a sewing machine. As Quenser and Heivia took that task to its limit, they threw off all idle thoughts and became machines that did nothing but accurately put bullets in magazines while breathing heavily. “Fnhh!!” “Yesss!!” Suddenly, they thought they heard the small electronic tone denoting an incoming video chat, and a new window opened over the porn video. And… “What are you doing?” said an adolescent blonde girl in a dress with a cold voice and gaze. [[Image:HO v02 032.jpg|thumb]] “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!?” “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!?” Quenser and Heivia screamed in unison and leapt over to grab the mouse and close the video player playing the porn video. However, the blonde girl in the window pointed with dull eyes and said, “Heivia, I see a suspicious package lying on top of that wooden box.” “Kyaaahhh!!” That tough, experienced soldier screamed like a girl and knocked the porn video case off of the wooden box acting as a table. Quenser leaned over and whispered to Heivia in order to gather some intelligence. “(Hey, Heivia. Who is that girl? She seems to know you.)” “(I’ll explain more later, but she’s the only daughter of the Vanderbilt family. Her family has about as much power as my own, but she can use pretty much all of her power as a noble while I’m relatively alone and helpless. I can’t let my guard down, so you be quiet and let me do the talking. This isn’t someone a commoner should be angering!!)” “I don’t have such a short temper,” said the girl. “I see. But if what milady says was true, I would not have had so many difficulties in the past.” “I have no idea what you are talking about. Anyway, I do not need a reason to speak with you. As we are engaged, it is unnatural for us to even spend a day without speaking. In fact, if you would contact me, I would not need to do this, Heivia. It is not right for me to have not heard from you ever since you left for the battlefield.” “Please give me a break. Any emails I write even to relatives are monitored in order to prevent information being leaked. They would find out I use all sorts of cute emoticons.” Heivia spoke as if he was annoyed, but Quenser realized his tone was different from normal. It lacked its usual edge. Quenser decided it would be best to remain silent, so he went back to loading bullets. He was not one to butt into a conversation between a couple. “But what kind of room are you in? I thought you were on the front lines performing valiant deeds to gain the right to succeed as the head of your family. Does the Winchell family determine its heir with side jobs?” “Oh, things can be complex out here. A young lady sipping tea in the safe country probably would not understand how things work on the battlefield.” “Heh heh. You would think that, wouldn’t you?” “Ahn? What? You aren’t relaxing in a Paris mansion? …Don’t tell me you’re on your way here or something.” “Not even I would be so impolite as to enter a base and throw everything into confusion while a war is going on. It is quite the opposite. I am currently headed to the place farthest in the world from this planet’s wars. In this place, the colors of national flags are irrelevant.” “?” “Well, if you manage to prove yourself on that muddy battlefield and finally convince those hard-headed members of the Winchell family, you come here too. It is a bit too inconvenient for a primary residence, but it is perfect for enjoying every once in a while.” And then the door to the room opened wide without so much as a knock. Quenser and Heivia spun around at the loud noise. Their long silver haired commander, Froleytia, stood there. “Quenser, Heivia, we have an urgent job. We need to gather in the conference room.” “??? Why did a major like you head here directly? Couldn’t you have sent a message?” “This room is oddly sealed, so radio signals can’t reach it. Also, this video chat was given priority, so I wouldn’t have been able to cut in until the transmission from the Vanderbilt family ended. I only realized that a bit ago. It was my mistake, so I came to get you.” Froleytia then turned toward the computer’s monitor. She grabbed Heivia by the back of the neck and said, “As I am sure you heard, I have to borrow him.” “Yes,” said the blonde girl in the dress with a slight nod. “Work him as hard as you can without killing him, so he can finish with the military quickly.”
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