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+ | ==Chapter 3: It's Obviously a Cooking Contest and it's still Mayhem |
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+ | While my childhood friend was making dinner, I waited with my girlfriend. |
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+ | If I heard this during my middle school years, maybe I would say "I'm envious" or something. If I heard it this April I would say "Huh? Are you joking?" or something. And if I heard it last month, I would've say "You...are you leaving this world?" and my eyes will widened with fear as I say it. |
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+ | Such a rare and horrifying occurrence, goes on silently in my kitchen. |
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− | While my childhood friend was making dinner, I simply waited together with my girlfriend. |
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+ | Firstly, Chiwa cooking is already very dangerous, and Masuzu is even joining in. What kind of quest is this. A battlefield where you don't know the requirements to clear<ref>Requirements given in quests in RPGs. Though you probably got it.</ref>, and the landmines buried. |
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− | If I heard this during my middle school years, maybe I would say,"I'm envious." or something. If I heard it this April I would say,"Huh? So it's like that?" or something. And if I heard it last month, I would've say,"You...are you leaving this world?" and my eyes would widen with fear as I say it. |
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− | Such a rare and horrifying occurrence goes on silently in my kitchen. |
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− | Firstly, Chiwa's cooking is already very dangerous, and Masuzu is even joining in. What kind of quest is this? A battlefield where you don't know the requirements to clear<ref>Requirements given in quests in RPGs. Though you probably got it.</ref>, filled with buried landmines. |
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I was trembling on the corner of the sofa in my living room, Masuzu sat beside me reading Saeko-san's entertainment magazine, raising her head in a seemingly bored manner. |
I was trembling on the corner of the sofa in my living room, Masuzu sat beside me reading Saeko-san's entertainment magazine, raising her head in a seemingly bored manner. |
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"Harusaki-san, do you need any help─" |
"Harusaki-san, do you need any help─" |
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− | "Nothing─there's nothing─♪ So |
+ | "Nothing─there's nothing─♪ So Masuzu can just sit there and wait!" |
− | While answering with a cheerful voice in the kitchen, the "go, go<ref> |
+ | While answering with a cheerful voice in the kitchen, the "go, go<ref>The noise produced by the knife knocking against a chopping board, probably. The original character for it is ”ゴッ”</ref>" noise from the kitchen knife can be heard. Someone who's used to cooking will never make that sound while cutting. |
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+ | "Hey, Harusaki-san, do you know how to cook?" |
Masuzu asked in a small voice. |
Masuzu asked in a small voice. |
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− | "Basically no, the meat and potato stew I |
+ | "Basically no, the meat and potato stew I did just now also turned out as a failure." |
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− | The "Chihuahua special creative meat and potato stew" with tomato, no matter the color or the taste, is <i>unforgettable</i>. |
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+ | The "Chihuahua special creative meat and potato stew" with tomato, no matter the color or the taste is unforgettable. |
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− | "Huun?" |
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+ | "Hmm?" |
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− | Thus, for some reason Masuzu, with a face proud of victory, relaxed her shoulders. |
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+ | For some reason Masuzu, with a face proud of victory, relaxed her shoulders. |
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− | "Childhood friend-san's cooking are rather abstract<ref>The original word for it is のんびり, which kind of means she is not serious with cooking. Abstract seemed like a better word to describe food for me.</ref> huh. If it was me I would prepare a warming dish that will never change in taste." |
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+ | "Childhood friend-san's cooking are rather abstract<ref>The original word for it is のんびり, which kind of means she is not serious with cooking. Abstract seemed like a better word to describe food for me.</ref> huh. If it was me I will prepare a warming dish that will never change in taste." |
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− | "That's because it's instant food, you know." |
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+ | "You mean instant food." |
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− | "And it only needs three minutes. The better ones only take one minute <i>chin</i>! Isn't that great?" |
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+ | "And it only needs three minutes. The better ones only take one minute chin! Isn't that great?" |
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− | "That's why <i>it IS</i> instant food." |
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− | However great you proclaim |
+ | However great you proclaim to be I will only feel troubled. Also what is chin are you from the Showa period?" |
− | "Sorry |
+ | "Sorry to keep you waiting─!" |
Chiwa brought a pot to the living room. |
Chiwa brought a pot to the living room. |
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− | I made |
+ | I made enough mental preparation, and looked at the Chihuahua meat and potato stew. |
......oh? |
......oh? |
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Opening the pot, the meat and potato stew in the boiling soup came into view. Both the onions and the potato looks good, it should be delicious. At least it looks like food. |
Opening the pot, the meat and potato stew in the boiling soup came into view. Both the onions and the potato looks good, it should be delicious. At least it looks like food. |
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− | "Ehehe. Actually during the summer break, I |
+ | "Ehehe. Actually during the summer break, I learnt a bit of cooking with Ai. Because Ai is very good with cooking." |
− | "She said I only need to follow the recipe, especially if I control the ratio well |
+ | "She said I only need to follow the recipe, especially if I control the ratio well it isn't hard. Although I still need practice on my cutting." |
− | Teehee, Chiwa knocked her head.<ref>Well this is a gesture made by cute girls in anime. Usually after making a mistake. |
+ | Teehee, Chiwa knocked her head.<ref>Well this is a gesture made by cute girls in anime. Usually after making a mistake.</ref> |
− | Honestly the carrot and potatoes |
+ | Honestly the carrot and potatoes doesn't look too nice, but the taste is more important. |
− | Picking up the potato with my chopsticks, I |
+ | Picking up the potato with my chopsticks, I blowed it for a while and placed it in my mouth. |
......ooh. |
......ooh. |
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− | It's edible! It's |
+ | It's edible! It's edible! |
− | Not too sticky or wet, completely the taste of meat! Although a bit bitter from |
+ | Not too sticky or wet, completely the taste of meat! Although a bit bitter from the burnt, but it's already quite good. Anyway sometimes I burn mine too. |
"Um, it's good. Seconds please." |
"Um, it's good. Seconds please." |
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+ | "Success♪" |
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− | "All right ♪" |
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− | Chiwa took my bowl happily, placing lots of meat and potato stew on it. |
+ | "Chiwa took my bowl happily, placing lots of meat and potato stew on it. |
− | On the other side, Masuzu turned white. Also, putting the potato into her mouth to chew |
+ | On the other side, Masuzu turned white. Also, putting the potato into her mouth to chew. |
− | Chiwa |
+ | Chiwa move over while holding back her laugh. |
− | "So─how |
+ | "So─how was it Natsukawa? Was it nice? Is it fitting to your taste?" |
Using an unexplainable voice, she said with a proud face. |
Using an unexplainable voice, she said with a proud face. |
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− | Masuzu's chopstick hand trembled as if she |
+ | Masuzu's chopstick hand trembled as if she have seizure. |
− | "Eh, ehh...... |
+ | "Eh, ehh......although not as good as muscat flavored Weider in jelly, but isn't it good? But the peach flavored Weider in jelly is still better. |
− | "Ah, Ei-kun, |
+ | "Ah, Ei-kun, it's on your face♪" |
− | Ignoring Masuzu |
+ | Ignoring Masuzu who was talking non stop, Chiwa took the rice on my face and put it into her mouth. |
− | Then Masuzu's hands |
+ | Then Masuzu's hands won't stop trembling. |
− | "Wha |
+ | "Wha, whaaaaaaaaaaattt are you doing? Wha, whaaat are you doing in the gi, giiiiiirlfriend's faaaaace?" |
− | "Don't let your blood pressure rise, |
+ | "Don't let your blood pressure rise, Masuzu! Let's get along well! Our relationship is good, right♪" |
"Aaahhhhh thhhhaaattttt's righttttt hohohohohoho" |
"Aaahhhhh thhhhaaattttt's righttttt hohohohohoho" |
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− | …...it's |
+ | …...it's really weird, these people. |
− | + | What good relationship is just on the surface, inside should be even more dangerous than before our summer break trip |
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− | "Bu, but I can also do it! |
+ | "Bu, but I can also do it! Cooking or what." |
− | "Is that so? Then is there any |
+ | "Is that so? Then is there any food you're particularly good at?" |
− | "With |
+ | "With ingredients I can do anything for you." |
− | + | Masuzu stared at Chiwa with bloodshot eyes while talking big. |
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− | Chiwa, with |
+ | Chiwa, with an impatient face with a "How—annoying" look,opened her eyes. |
− | "Then, why don't you make something? |
+ | "Then, why don'[t you make something? We still have some potatoes and carrots." |
"I'll borrow the kitchen!" |
"I'll borrow the kitchen!" |
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− | Masuzu placed her left hand on her face, stood up with a |
+ | Masuzu placed her left hand on her face, stood up with a weird pose, and walked away. |
"O, oi, you don't need to force yourself......" |
"O, oi, you don't need to force yourself......" |
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− | "I'm not forcing myself! I can cook |
+ | "I'm not forcing myself! I can cook!" |
− | + | The suspect said such meaningless words. |
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− | Masuzu shouldn't know how to cook. During the trip she beautifully angered Fuyuumi with her skills, and always |
+ | Masuzu shouldn't know how to cook. During the trip she beautifully angered Fuyuumi with her skills, and always eat Weider in jelly, Calorie mate, all the stuffs that white collar workers usually eat when they work overtime. |
− | "Why |
+ | "Why do you want to say such provocative words, Chiwa?" |
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+ | "I'm not provoking anything." |
− | Her cheeks full with her own meat, Chiwa stared at the kitchen with the eyes of a fierce dog. |
+ | Her cheeks full with her own meat, Chiwa stared at the kitchen with the eyes of a fierce dog.Unknowingly, a cooking war started. |
− | " |
+ | "I'm done." |
Eh, that was fast! |
Eh, that was fast! |
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− | On the tray Masuzu carried out from the kitchen, is a cup noodle with steam on top of it. …...ah, I already guessed it would turn out like this. |
+ | On the tray Masuzu carried out from the kitchen, is a cup noodle with steam on top of it. …...ah, I already guessed it would turn out like this." |
Chiwa's eyes became two small dots. |
Chiwa's eyes became two small dots. |
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− | "What is |
+ | "What is that?" |
− | "It's ramen. How's that? With |
+ | "It's ramen. How's that? With ingredients even I can do it." |
"What are the ingredients?" |
"What are the ingredients?" |
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"Can you even call those ingredients!?" |
"Can you even call those ingredients!?" |
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− | "Boiling hot water and |
+ | "Boiling hot water and cup noodles." |
"You only described it with more details!" |
"You only described it with more details!" |
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There, I patted Chiwa's shoulder. I don't want things to become more troublesome. Even like this, as long as there is no tragedy from cooking failure, it's already enough. |
There, I patted Chiwa's shoulder. I don't want things to become more troublesome. Even like this, as long as there is no tragedy from cooking failure, it's already enough. |
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− | Taking the lead and saying |
+ | Taking of the lead and saying "itadakimasu", I started eating the noodles. |
− | "…... |
+ | "…...it's tasteless." |
− | "Ah, |
+ | "Ah, sorry, I forgot to put the soup packets." |
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+ | "Isn't this a failure!" |
− | + | Exhausted. Since when did my girlfriend become like this. Where did that cold girl returning home from overseas when. |
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Chiwa moved over to her with a serious face. |
Chiwa moved over to her with a serious face. |
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− | " |
+ | "Um, Masuzu. I want to let the hardworking Ei-kun eat some nutritious food." |
"…...yes." |
"…...yes." |
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− | "Instant food or |
+ | "Instant food or what is not bad, but I still feel like homemade food is till better, okay?" |
− | "…... |
+ | "…...as you say." |
− | Disappointed─, a drooping |
+ | Disappointed─, a drooping Masuzu, she looks irresistibly cute. |
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+ | "Never mind, soup packet can be put after cooking." |
I took the soup packet from the kitchen and poured it into the cup. Now I can eat this. Although I'm still full from the meat and potato stew. |
I took the soup packet from the kitchen and poured it into the cup. Now I can eat this. Although I'm still full from the meat and potato stew. |
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− | Masuzu looked dazed, and when she |
+ | Masuzu looked dazed, and when she meet my eyes, she looked as if she said "Too careless!" and curled her lips, and shifted her gaze. |
Tch. What was that. |
Tch. What was that. |
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+ | Can't you let me see that melancholically cute<ref>The original word is かわいそう, which I can't really find the correct word. It's a combination of sad and cute. Therefore: melancholically cute.</ref> face for a while more? |
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− | Can't you let me see that cute pouting face some more? |
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The three of us made tea and drank together peacefully after dinner. |
The three of us made tea and drank together peacefully after dinner. |
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− | "It feels like it's been a long time |
+ | "It feels like it's been a long time since only three of us were together." |
Sipping the hot green tea and staring at us, Chiwa nodded. |
Sipping the hot green tea and staring at us, Chiwa nodded. |
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− | "Before |
+ | "Before Hime and Ai joined, it's only us three." |
− | Masuzu |
+ | Masuzu said as if she just remembered. |
− | "To be honest, I came |
+ | "To be honest, I came for the matter of Akishino-san." |
− | "Me too, I wanted to discuss |
+ | "Me too, I wanted to discuss about it with Ei-kun." |
− | Looks like Chiwa also |
+ | Looks like Chiwa also think we can't just not care about Hime. |
− | "Chiwa, |
+ | "Chiwa, how do you see Hime's behaviour today?" |
− | "At the start I thought something angered her, or |
+ | "At the start I thought something angered her, or to say......she was acting awkward? Also, is she doing this because she's being bullied?" |
"I see......" |
"I see......" |
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"But the reason for becoming like this is unknown." |
"But the reason for becoming like this is unknown." |
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− | + | If that's the case I have some leads. Of course, I can't tell this to Chiwa. |
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− | "Fuyuumi is also involved |
+ | "Fuyuumi is also involved, it should be better if we do something about this." |
− | "If this goes on, |
+ | "If this goes on, the 'maiden club' would break. …...actually, I have an idea, can you hear it out?" |
− | Masuzu made a “lend me |
+ | Masuzu made a “lend me a ear” gesture, so Chiwa and I leaned over with our foreheads touching. |
—I see. |
—I see. |
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− | “It’s definitely a good idea, but will this go well?” |
+ | “It’s definitely a good idea, but will this go so well?” |
− | + | “This, we have to see how Eita-kun performs.” |
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Masuzu looked around the living room. |
Masuzu looked around the living room. |
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“Do you have the things we need?” |
“Do you have the things we need?” |
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− | + | “There is some in the storage room right?” |
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− | Before I |
+ | Before I manage to talk, Chiwa answered in my stead. |
− | “But, why does Natsukawa |
+ | “But, why does Natsukawa knows? Ei-kun’s incident in middle school.” |
− | “I heard about it before. |
+ | “I heard about it before. Well, I’m the girlfriend!” |
− | Looking at the smiling Masuzu, |
+ | Looking at the smiling Masuzu, Chiwa lips trembled and made a “heh—” sound. She only knew that because she have the notebook, and made it her advantage with just this simple method. |
“Nah, I know everything about Ei-kun without anybody telling. From first grade until now.” |
“Nah, I know everything about Ei-kun without anybody telling. From first grade until now.” |
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− | “Hah, then do you remember how much bread Eita |
+ | “Hah, then do you remember how much bread Eita has eat until now?” |
− | “Ei-kun is not a bread |
+ | “Ei-kun is not a bread lover—he likes rice—you are the girlfriend and you don’t know that?” |
+ | “What are you so happy about! Eita-kub will immediately understand it’s a JoJo reference!” |
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− | “What are you so happy about! Eita-kun can immediately understand any JoJo reference!”<ref>Ah, that pitiful Chiwawa. "Do you know how much bread have you eaten in your life?" is a legendary meme from Jojo, which came to be in part 1 from the hand of Dio Brando, a vampire which related devouring people to humans eating bread; it's among the most referenced lines / moments from the series.</ref> |
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Let’s not talk about the meaningless quarrel, my heart feels heavy. |
Let’s not talk about the meaningless quarrel, my heart feels heavy. |
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The three of us went to the storage room in the garden, and took out an old cardboard box. |
The three of us went to the storage room in the garden, and took out an old cardboard box. |
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+ | The thing that attracted me a lot last year, sealed away heavily with masking tape. No signs of me wanting to unseal it. This is something that I would want to suicide if it gets unseal. |
− | + | “Do we really have to do this?” |
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− | + | “It’s already decided, Eita-kun cannot refuse.” |
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− | “No, |
+ | “No, but…” |
− | “No problem! Ei-kun can surely |
+ | “No problem! Ei-kun can surely do it!” |
Even Chiwa is saying such things, I can only nod in agreement. |
Even Chiwa is saying such things, I can only nod in agreement. |
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− | This is all for Hime |
+ | This is all for Hime. |
− | To shoulder |
+ | To shoulder the responsibility of hiding a fake relationship. |
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Leaving the details for tomorrow, Masuzu stood at the door. |
Leaving the details for tomorrow, Masuzu stood at the door. |
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− | “It’s quite late, |
+ | “It’s quite late, let me see you home?” |
− | + | “Yeah, I’ll go too.” |
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− | + | “Never mind, I’ll take the cab. ……if anything happens I will not stay silent too. |
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“Is that so? Do you want to take the leftover meat home?” |
“Is that so? Do you want to take the leftover meat home?” |
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“No need!” |
“No need!” |
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− | With a scary face and voice, Masuzu disappeared from sight. She looks a bit staggering from behind. Is it because she is still unhappy about losing the cooking battle? |
+ | With a scary face and voice, Masuzu disappeared from sight. She looks a bit staggering from behind. Is it because she is still unhappy about losing the cooking battle?” |
− | If it was the |
+ | If it was the old her, she would pass off the showdown with Chiwa pretty easily. Why would she take her head on?” |
− | “Nah Chiwa, something |
+ | “Nah Chiwa, something must’ve happened between you two right?” |
− | “I said |
+ | “I said there is nothing! But, Natsukawa is really my rival. Or should I say I don’t want to lose to her.” |
While saying this, Chiwa’s eyes were shining. |
While saying this, Chiwa’s eyes were shining. |
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− | “That’s because, Ei-kun, think about it |
+ | “That’s because, Ei-kun, think about it, have I ever won something against Natsukawa?” |
“……I don’t remember such things.” |
“……I don’t remember such things.” |
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Since the founding of “Jien-otsu”, Natsukawa’s strategies always manage to fool Chiwa. But today Chiwa totally rolled over her. |
Since the founding of “Jien-otsu”, Natsukawa’s strategies always manage to fool Chiwa. But today Chiwa totally rolled over her. |
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− | “Even though I’m not Ai, epic victoryyyyyy—! At |
+ | “Even though I’m not Ai, but epic victoryyyyyy—! At such times I want to say this.” |
− | Chiwa held up her fist, looking at the autumn sky. |
+ | Chiwa held up her fist, looking at the autumn sky. The firmly held hand is like a celebration of victory. |
− | “Ei-kun, you |
+ | “Ei-kun, you are studying until quite late right? I put the potato and meat stew in the refrigerator. Take it and eat if you’re hungry.” |
“Thanks. I will.” |
“Thanks. I will.” |
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− | + | “You cannot eat instant food.” |
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Chiwa said this by my ear, smiling. |
Chiwa said this by my ear, smiling. |
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− | + | “As I see it. Looking at Hime today, it reminds me of the old Ei-kun.” |
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“Eh?” |
“Eh?” |
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− | “Back in middle school, Ei-kun also had |
+ | “Back in middle school, Ei-kun also had bandage like this right?” |
“Aahhh” |
“Aahhh” |
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− | I had a period where I did |
+ | I had a period where I did a “fashionable bandage” like Hime. |
But, it sure is hard to bandage with one person. So like Hime I simply bandaged it up, and it fell off. |
But, it sure is hard to bandage with one person. So like Hime I simply bandaged it up, and it fell off. |
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− | Seeing this, Chiwa helped me to |
+ | Seeing this, Chiwa helped me to rebandage it a few tiems. |
− | Because of constant |
+ | Because of constant injury while practicing Kendo, Chiwa had very good bandaging skill, her bandaging is much better looking than mine. |
“I’m really grateful for that time.” |
“I’m really grateful for that time.” |
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Looking at me who was wiping sweat from my forehead, Chiwa laughed. |
Looking at me who was wiping sweat from my forehead, Chiwa laughed. |
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− | “If it’s Ei-kun, tomorrow’s plan will surely succeed, |
+ | “If it’s Ei-kun, tomorrow’s plan will surely succeed, let’s work hard.” |
“Aaahhh.” |
“Aaahhh.” |
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Cooking for me, and waking me up in the morning. |
Cooking for me, and waking me up in the morning. |
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And also, smiling while encouraging me like this. |
And also, smiling while encouraging me like this. |
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− | I feel like the current Chiwa |
+ | I feel like the current Chiwa feels like the “childhood friend” in those animes and mangas. |
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