Hidan no Aria:Volume11 1st Ammo

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1st Ammo - Lumberjack -Night of Revenge-

A quiet and sunny autumn afternoon -

"The Texas burger is really delicious, Onii-chan!"

"Yeah..."

"Being able to eat it with the person I like, it is ten times yummier!"

"..."

Kaname and I were eating hamburgers at an open-air McDonald's terrace in Odaiba. The ambience was nice.

In this new and beautiful terrace, there were many couples. If a person did not know the creepy details, he or she would think that Kaname, an appearingly normal schoolgirl, was just showing me a cute schoolgirl smile. In the eyes of the passers-by, we would probably be thought of as a highschool couple having a date in the terrace.

"Nn~~, the weather's great! It's a perfect day for a sibling date, Onii-chan!"

This Miss Tohyama Kaname self-proclaims to be my little sister. Once her personality changes, she will enter a state that would destroy a nearby overhead bridge, throw grenades trigger-happily and point a kitchen knife at anyone in sight - a state that I could not manage. She was a dangerous girl who would turn the terrace into ruins in just 30 minutes.

(Hey, what do you mean by "Sibling date"?)

Don't make such an unethical statement loudly in public, Kaname.

Also, I don't understand your logic of drinking caramel latte instead of eating your burger. When you go to a McDonald's store, you should drink Coke. As Jeanne would put it, it is a universally accepted rule.

I, who was pondering over my own rules, drinking Coke and muttering "They say that autumn is a splendid season"... was entering an unparalleled frustrated state.

If you ask me why, it's because a few days ago... this Miss Kaname and Shirayuki were having a stand-off in my dorm. The impact and shock had harmed me mentally.

That night, Shirayuki broke into my dorm and found Kaname there. So, she yelled, "I-I want to challenge you! Even if someone dies by accident during the duel, it's okay! To maintain the stability of the Tohyama family and ensure peace in Japan, I am obligated to fight you!". With that, she laughed in a high pitch similar to a devil, and pointed her machine gun wildly at Kaname, who was dodging and hiding in the dorm.

The gun in Shirayuki's grasp was an M60. It was basically a machine gun capable of bursts that was used for killing.

Endless bullets were sprayed everywhere.

In the end, the gun could not stop shooting due to overheating. Although there was a heat disperser equipped, it did not help due to Shirayuki's furious shooting.

After finishing all her bullets, Shirayuki threw away her overheated barrel and remarked, "This was just a greeting. Before I announce a formal duel, I will not come to find you. Just enjoy your remaining lifetime." Then, she went straight home.

On the second day... Shirayuki, who sprayed bullets with her machine gun (behaviour that matched the title Butei High Student Council President), treated me considerately, submissively and gently like she once did, shocking me.

She even came to my dorm when Kaname was not here and exclaimed "Ah! That's bad!", before fixing my dorm...

But Miss Shirayuki... this is your own making, right?

You really seem like you have split personalities.

Ever since then, she has always been coming to do housework with her gracious smile - but on several occasions, I witnessed her face turning into a terrible Prajnaparamita-like one. That was when she spotted Kaname's toothbrush and clothes.

<--To be continued-->