Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume8 The Final Question
The Final Question
Please answer the following question.
A shooter was standing at the same height as a monkey on a tree. As the bullet’s shot, the tree branch under the monkey broke, and the monkey started to fall. What will happen to the monkey and the bullet? If needed, please use the following values to calculate.
The distance between the monkey and the shooter is A. The monkey’s height on the tree was H, and the time taken for the bullet to reach the tree branch is t. The height of the bullet then was h(i), and the height of the monkey h(j). The speed of the bullet is v, the force of gravity is g. Assume no air resistance.
Himeji Mizuki’s Answer
h(i)=H-1/2 gt2
h(j)=H-1/2 gt2
Thus
h(i)=h(j)
From this, we can proof that the height of the monkey and the bullet are the same, so the bullet will hit the monkey.
Teacher's Comment
Correct answer. People would normally assume that the bullet would be too fast and won’t be affected by gravity. But in fact, the monkey’s falling down to the ground at terminal velocity [1]. At this moment, the height of the bullet h(i) and the height of the monkey h(j) has nothing to do with the bullet speed V, but only related to the force of gravity g and time t. Sensei deliberately added unnecessary symbols in the answer, but as expected of Himeji-san, that was a good answer.
Sakamoto Yuuji's Answer
'The bullet will hit the head and the brains will splat out like pomegranate.'
Teacher's Comment
Himeji-san's performance in the summoned beast baseball tournament seem to be really impressive.
Yoshii Akihisa's Answer
h(i)t=(i)ta(i)[2].
Teacher Comment
Even if it's not a monkey, it hurts.
"Wel, welcome back, Akihisa-kun!"
"..."
As I opened the door to my house, Himeji-san walked out and received me today.
She was standing on the corridor like yesterday.
She was looking uneasy like yesterday.
And she’s…wearing even more revealing clothes than yesterday.
…Er—m…
“Well, Himeji-san…”
“Ye, yes!”
“That rumor was a misunderstanding, you should understand, right?”
“Yes, I misunderstood Akihisa-kun…I’m really sorry.”
Himeji-san seemed like she was really sorry as she lowered her head at me. Un, seems like she really understands that that weird relationship between Yuuji and me was just an empty rumor.
“Then, why are you dressed like this?”
“…That’s how I dress up normally.”
In that case, why aren’t you looking straight at me?
“Himeji-san, let me ask you again. Those rumors were completely baseless, and I like girls—you should understand, right?”
“Yes.”
“If you understand, you don’t have to wear—”
“Tha, that’s why I have to do this all the more!”
Himeji-san suddenly bent forward. Wha, what?
“Because of that, I should dress up like this. Because—”
“Be, because?”
“Because Akihisa-kun likes girls and yet didn’t look interested in me yesterday.”
“…What?”
What in the world is she saying? My mind couldn’t process the development of this topic for the moment.
Eh, let’s see…in other words, I say that I’m interested in girls, but I didn’t do anything when I saw Himeji-san in those light clothing yesterday, and this hurt her pride…is that it? Nononono! That’s definitely a misunderstanding! I’m interested in Himeji-san in her light clothing! It’s just that I’m using my sanity to suppress my lust!
“Thus I have to say it out! This is a battle I can’t back away from!”
Himeji-san said as she brought her body forward. Wa, wai, wait a minute!
“Ca, cacacacacacalm down, Himeji-san! This isn’t good!”
“I know this isn’t good too! But I have no way to retreat now that things become like this!”
“It’s because things became like this that I’m telling you to stop! If it’s a moment of impulse that cause you to hook up someone you don’t like at all, you’ll regret this for the rest of your life!”
So take a deep breath first and calm down—just when I was about to say this, Himeji-san suddenly stopped.
“…Someone I don’t like at all?”
“Ah…un, that’s right. Someone you don’t like at all.”
“…Akihisa-kun.”
“Wha, what is it?”
Himeji-san narrowed her eyes at me. Why is it feeling so scary?
“Do you feel…I’m the sort of person who will do this to someone I don’t like out of impulse?”
On hearing her ask this, I pondered for a while.
Including Himeji-san, everyone around me would insist in what they believe in and won’t listen to other people’s explanations.
“Un, sort of of.”
“…(BIki)!”
The next moment, I think I saw a vein explode on Himeji-san’s face. That’s strange? Did I say something wrong?
“Heh…in that case, you really misunderstood me…”
Putting her smile back on her face, Himeji-san said this with a heavy tone. Damn it. Looks like I made her angry.
“Since Akihisa-kun says so, I have my own thoughts.”
Just when I was about to kneel down and beg for forgiveness, Himeji-san said clearly, word for word,
“Akihisa-kun, let’s have a game of endurance.”
“Game of endurance? Eh…what’s that?”
“Will I be unable to hold back my shame, or will Akihisa-kun unravel this misunderstanding about me—it’s this kind of endurance match, a ‘woman’s determination’!”
As Himeji-san said that, she put her hand into her own chest for some reason…heh?
“Wha, what are you going?”
“I’m trying to seduce Akihisa-kun.”
Gchi, Himeji-san’s back had a light snap behind her. Was that sound…
“Shouko-chan and Aikou-chan taught me that guys like this. So—Akihisa-kun? You’re nosebleeding!”
“So, sorry, Himeji-san! I think some blood rushed up in me! I’ll go wash my face first!”
“Eh? Ho, hold on! Have you given up? I just undid the hook of my bra, and you had such a reaction…wouldn’t my determination I worked so hard to show be wasted? It’s kinda lonely—”
I ignored Himeji-san’s voice from behind as I ran to the basin. The moment she put her hand inside her shirt, the shirt was flipped up and showed a small amount of skin! And that collar! Her collar was so open that I could see lots of her chest inside! This is bad—hm? What’s this? Do, don’t tell me…
“Akihisa-kun, please don’t run away! I haven’t done any—A, Akihisa-kun? Why are you bleeding even more!?”
Himeji-san followed me to the basin and shouted in shock. Fu…fufu…you’re really good, Himeji-san…
“To think that you would actually expect me to run away and set this trap…”
There was a pink undergarment next to the basin.
“How should I say this? This lonely feeling…in the end, I only undid my bra hook…”
I don’t understand what Himeji-san was planning, but if she wants to kill me, her plan worked. My mind’s all fuzzy.
“Uuu…this is bad. Why is my vision all blurry too?”
My mind’s all dizzy, and my body’s really hot. I know that Himeji-san’s seduction plan was really effective on me.
“Eh? A, Akihisa-kun? Are you alright? Your face is all red…”
“No, if you’re really worried about me, please don’t wear such revealing clothing—ugh, erm…”
My vision’s starting to sway. Is this what it means to be drunk?
“Akihisa-kun, are you having a fever!?”
“Nonono, I’m not—”
Before I even finished, Himeji-san opened her arms wide and hugged my swaying body. A certain warm touch came through the contact. No, wait. No matter what, this touch’s abnormally thin. Speaking of which, I think there’s only a thin shirt separating my hand from Himeji-san’s body.
“Akihisa-kun! Why is your face redder!? Are you having a high fever!?”
At this moment, I suddenly remembered what Himeji-san did. Didn’t she say it? She undid her bra hook!
That’s right. I see. The soft touch in my hand was actually that…
“…Thank…you…”
“WAH! AKIHISA-KUN!”
Feeling extremely fortunate, I lost consciousness.
